Archive for October, 2005

THE INTERN Loves LIL’ KIM

Monday, October 31st, 2005

THE INTERN is grinding his azz off (no homo JUELZ SANTANA) for the website this week and he asked me if we would consider using his personal letters to LIL’ KIM as a feature on the site. You know that I said “Hell to the Yeah!” considering the fact the THE INTERN came of age […]

DALLAS PENN Will Start The CRACK COCAINE Diet Plan

Monday, October 31st, 2005

BILLY SUNDAY has been on my azz (extra BOUTROS BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI no homo) to shed some pounds and I will admit that my girth is one of the factors that prah’lee leads to my depression. So yesterday BILLY sends me a composite picture of myself and ex-80′s liteskin crooner and baby daddy to DIDDY’s […]

HURRICANE STARRKEYSHA:
Can I Get A Witness?!?

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

In the wake left by Hurricane Starrkeysha we will certainly see one thing: documentaries. This seems to be the nom de riguer response to any major news event. I suppose Michael Moore is to blame. I am sure that there will be some really insightful questions posited in some of these documentaries. I doubt that […]

ALICIA KEYS Has a BEARD! No, Seriously…

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

Months ago we clowned on ALICIA KEYS for taking her buddy, KERRY on a shopping/photo-op jaunt thru the Hamptons, or South Beach or wherever men go to wear open toe sandals. I made the remark that ALICIA had a beard who has a beard and everyone laughed but I don’t think that everyone knew what […]

2005 NYC Mayoral Election:
BLOOMBERG’s Got The Scene on Smash

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

NYC’s incumbent Mayor Michael Bloomberg was never actually in a campaign race for his re-election. The only possible competiton might have been JESUS CHRIST, but then you know J.C. isn’t going to get the jewish vote anyhoo. This is New York people. What has been incredible for me to see is the broad coalition of […]