And she still don’t shave her chest.
Shouts to Alex2.0 from Stuck In A Quarter Life Crisis who is this site’s biggest ALICIA KEYS supporter. I guess she figured she’d get the jump on everybody over here by outing her favorite follicularly cursed chanteuse turned actress.
I bet you KEYS is one of those hairy back broads.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Now don’t go getting your politically correct panties all up in a bunch. When people called her husband BILL CLINTON a nigger we all laughed it off. Dude played the saxophone, he smoked pot AND he cheated on his old lady. Yeah, that sounded like a Black man to most of us. Trust me that HILLARY is Black. Blacker than BARACK. BELIEVE THAT!
HILLARY embodies everything that the professional Black woman is doing right now. She is holding her own around hundreds of white men. She is writing books that talk about empowering the community, but most of all, HILLARY is representing for Black women by having too many fucking last names.
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
That is some professional Black bitch shit right there. The more successful a Black women, the more last names she will sport. OPRAH is the only person bucking this trend since she is moving in the direction of being known as only the single initial ‘O’. I think OPRAH bought the letter ‘O’ for a billion million dollars and now Black people can’t even use it in their kids names.
I hate when a Black chick has three last names and she’s still single. I would never hire someone for whom I would have to order a custom sized cubicle tag. TINA JONES, welcome to DallasPenn dot com. TINAYA JOHNSON-WASHINGTON, not so much. Shit just cost more when niggas have extra long names for no reason. But the new millenium professional Black bitch doesn’t give a fuck about the cost of shit. If she can buy it for herself then she doesn’t respect you giving it to her. Can you believe that the new millenium Black bitch demands at least three carats of diamonds in her PLATINUM engagement ring? This is because she has the line of credit to buy herself a 2.5 carat ring already.
I am not blaming Black women for refusing to settle for less than they feel they are worth. I am blaming them for having two many fucking last names when they finally do settle down. They always live with one foot out of the door when they are independent and professional. Just looking for a man to be quiet and wear a beard like STEDMAN does while they frolic in the bed with a GAYLE KING.
Two pieces of advice for anyone considering dating a Black professional woman… Ask her to say her full last name and ask her whether she prefers gold over platinum. You can come back to this comment section afterwards and tell us the truth.
Collect all these cards and you too can be a rapper!
Cheap hookers and cheaper supermercados aren’t the only things that the South Bronx is full of. This YouTube clip is one of the outtakes from the ‘Internets Celebrity’ hit video titled “Bodega”. A mini camera in the Bronx might as well be American Idol auditions and this two man crew wasn’t gonna miss their opportunity for everlasting internets fame.
Peep your boy LOVE and his hypeman SLEEPY spit a hot 16 for the World Wide Web.
HOTLANTA STAND UP!
I was in the A during the summer at Dukes new cribos and the Sneaker Pimps traveling convention was in town. Nobody can ever represent like NYC but folks in the ATL still showed they had some flavor. Peep some of the kicks these ‘bama fools be rocking…
The VENUS WILLIAMS and MANU GINOBILI Dunks. Sneaker Pimps in ATL had an unusual number of broads wearing stilettos. I heard that there were supposed to be strippers walking through the crowd naked because that is something they do a lot in Atlanta, but I didn’t see any. Thank goodness too, you can’t get your sneaker nerd on with flapjacks and hairpie stinking up the joint.
I give props to this vanilla milkshake dude for bringing his collection of shit to make all the Black boys jealous. This is a boss player move to make your girl a sneaker fiend along with you.
Homo thugs.
Sneaker fiends in Atlanta prah’lee run through a lot of sneakers since most cats don’t wear socks. That sucks to pay some decent money for your joints only to have them shits smelling like a hot opened bag of Dipsy Doodles corn chips come August.
Well looky here!?! Atlanta went and took it there by inviting some of that new young futuristic snatch to the party. Philipino chicks are the new young truth in 2007. These chicks have flavor and they look so right in some Frankie B pum pum shorts.
Speaking of shorts, I can smell the faint hint of pee pee and baby powder in these little girls pants. Mmmmmm-mmmm.
Dukes came with me to the party because she wanted to see the Kool Keith – Doctor Octagynecologist performance. Dukes is down with underground rap like a mother.
This dude won my ‘Pimp of the Party’ award for bringing out a crispy pair of ‘Live Together, Play Together Do The Right Thing’ Air Raids. I told him I still have the jacket, but he was too young to know what that meant. Kids…
If you haven’t checked out Start Snitching dot com in awhile, now’s your chance to get your politricks on.
There was no way that NED LAMONT was ever going to replace JOE LIEBERMAN on the Senate floor. JOE has too much influence and dirt on the entire cabal of crooks and liars that occupy that building. Start Snitching posted this article on how old JOE decided that exposing the White House for their mismanagement of post-Hurricane Starrkeysha was no longer a priority.
LIEBERMAN is also walking lockstep with the White House on their proposal to add troops to the Iraq war front. I believe LIEBERMAN is one of the hawks that wants the U.S. to start bombing Iran immediately. It’s too easy to blame BUSH for the debacle that we are in inside of the Middle East. I blame all of the Senators that lobbied for this war and the ones that sat silently in the corner. Don’t sleep on LIEBERMAN either. He is thoroughly connected to the T.I.’s that run this whole global rap shit.