Archive for May, 2006

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: JANET’s LAWN JOCKEY

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

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Hollywood’s Lawn Jockey

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

My grandfather worked at a racehorse husbandry in Virginia. My grandfather wasn’t a vet, he was just one of the niggers. He shoveled shit and kept the horses fed and groomed. During the summer school break my dad would go to work with his dad and he would tell me about how backbreaking their daily […]

You Can Find Me In The Club…

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

BLU CHEEZ is starting another photo album featuring jigs and others in their finest vines. He calls this album ‘Up In The Club‘. It features everybody doing their ghetto fabulous thing at the club. If you like H.A.M., then ‘Up In The Club’ will be your Cuban sammich. BLU CHEEZ wants to thank AMANDA, JOJO […]

LIL’ X Deserves a B.E.T. Humanitarian Award

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Superstar music video director LIL’ X is one of the biggest reasons that the Black female boonkey is one of the hottest items this summer season. X has steadily climbed up the ranks as one of music television’s most sought after autuers. He studied under the master, HYPE WILLIAMS, who is like the SCORSESE of […]

PUNCH AND JUDY in Real Life

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

This wild business comes to us from the country’s crotch, Kansas City. With a dearth of community art facilities in that region the locals have to create their own arts programs. A good program is one that is self-sustaining and not self-destructive. To that end these two freaky filmographers have failed with their arts program. […]