Archive for May, 2008

Mainstream Media Boogieman Journalism…

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

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The newstand at the commuter rail station has a million magazines for sale.

I will bet you that there are images of Blacks on one quarter of all the magazines being sold.

Since African Americans account for reportedly on 12% of the U.S. population, but are pictured on 25% of all magazine covers you can make the argument that racism no longer exists.

DON’T try to make that argument just yet though…

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ESPN (Walt Disney Co.) has put KEVIN FERGUSON a/k/a Kimbo Slice on their latest cover. America still loves (read: FEARS UNCONTROLLABLY) the large scary negro.

Kimbo Slice is one of the featured fighters in a televised mixed martial arts contest. Mixed martial arts is going mainstream and everyone is placing their bets on FERGUSON to be the MMA version of MIKE TYSON.

I’m fucking with the magazine sitting next to ESPN.

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Whether its the Boogieman or the oversexuality of the savages, Black people stay losing.


*Click on the headline below to read Scritch and Scratch blogs thorough dissection of the Kimbo Slice storyline.*

Attack of the Giant Negroes!!

ERNIE PANICCIOLI @ N.P.R.

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

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ERNIE PANICCIOLI @ N.P.R.

The Association: GOAT Ghey Mag Cover…

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

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Even more ghey than Lil’ Wang shirtless with a chainring through his right nipple hooked onto a smiling skullface attached to Birdbrain’s beltloop.

Ghey x 3.

Ghey cubed.

But don’t take my word for it since I’m just a player hater.

Even the Hindabi cats that stock the newsstand shelves know this magazine belongs in the ghey section above the Triathlete Monthly.

Oh, and yeah…

*Lakeshow in 5*

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SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Real Life Thug Life

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

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Someone who at least put his plan into action versus someone who hasn’t.

ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEQUELS…

Friday, May 30th, 2008

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If you are a true to life rap music comic book sneaker fiend like me you must be losing your effing mind right now. All my vices are converging to give me one of the most trippy summers evar. Every other week a new superhero movie is flying through the theatres and I damn near have a pair of kicks to celebrate them all.

And to help me out with the fresh joints I don’t have yet in steps adidas. The three stripers are doing a collabo with Dark Horse comics just in time for the Universal Pictures release of ‘Hellboy II‘.

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Hellboy kicks?!? Hellz yeah!

This was a bold move by adidas. What I have to say about adidas is that they don’t go in too often on joints that I MUST have. I fucks with them from time to time when they really drop some hot shit. The MUHAMMAD ALI pack was sicker than the flu. This Hellboy collabo is even better. They use MIKE MIGNOLA art on the Stan Smith high tops and the colorway scheme on the Forum’s is crisp and sharp.

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With all the nice appointments and details included in this sneaker pack adidas got this one off in a big way, and I don’t even fucks with them like that.

Now I have to re-arrange my budget some kind of way to work one of these pairs into my archives.

If someone releases a pack of sneakers for the upcoming animated Star Wars feature my fat ass will be eating Ramen noodles for the rest of the summer.