Archive for February, 2010
Sunday, February 28th, 2010
The auto show will be here in NYC in a few weeks and I am already lining up the obamas I’m going to fall thru. Nothing goes better with a car than copious amounts of alcohol. I don’t support driving drunk tho’. It’s better to pull over so that you don’t spill your shit. The [...]
Posted in Straight Laced, Weird Science, When I Reminisce..., Wig Owners | 7 Comments »
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
I’m mad I didn’t go to the Association’s All-Star game in Dallas. From all the previous joints I attended I can tell you that there was reckless stunting going on. The All-Star game is like Juneteenth on the regulack and this year it was in Texas so you know there was folks up in that [...]
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Saturday, February 27th, 2010
It’s one thing for Viacom to shit on Black Entertainment Television by stripping all of their production values to the bare minimum. Exploiting content from this outlet is all that Viacom was ever going to do in the first place. B.E.T. isn’t supposed to win, and with a multi-national conglomerate keeping its foot in your [...]
Posted in 5 Elements, 5000, Black Bullshit, Hollyweird, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Talking Shit | 35 Comments »
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
The Democratic machine wanted NYS governor DAVID PATERSON to sit the fux down for the next election round. He ended up in the big seat at the statehouse by accident in the first place. SPITZER wasn’t supposed to get taken down so rudely, but ELIOT didn’t play nice with Wall Street and Wu-Tang Clan told [...]
Posted in 5000, Black Bullshit, C.R.E.A.M., Harpers Weekly Review, Ho Sit Down!, HUFF YOU!, Ninjas, Politricks, T.O.N.Y., Wig Owners | 13 Comments »
Friday, February 26th, 2010
Peace to Brooklyn Technical… I’m not fuxing around with the snow and it needs to be taught a lesson. Timberland’s mountaineering boot series was the most hardbody package of boots they ever developed. They had to stop manufacturing them because they were too good. That is to say the cost of making the boots nearly [...]
Posted in 5 Elements, 5000, Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, Straight Laced, When I Reminisce... | 25 Comments »