Archive for September, 2005

TUPAC is Way Tu Busy

Friday, September 30th, 2005

Does anyone notice that DEAD TUPAC has produced fifty times the amount of work that LIVE TUPAC did?!? And just when you thought that TUPAC was really, really dead, he takes a page out of 50 CENT’s playbook and writes a movie. If TUPAC doesn’t slow down he is going to work himself to death.

WHERE I GO TO BAG UP HOT CHICKS… pt.7

Friday, September 30th, 2005

Our in the field correspondent, THE INTERN, submits this posting… You know a place is a chick magnet if you see broads there no matter what time of the day it is. It really doesn’t matter where that place might be. The mall is always a good place, but it can get pretentious if you […]

Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Assholes

Friday, September 30th, 2005

The truth about WILLIAM BENNETT’s remarks is that they are accurate. He has cleverly couched his comments by referring to one of my favorite books as his source material. FREAKONOMICS is a very detailed and compelling read that I would recommend to anyone who wants to blow a few hours learning about the years of […]

HOMO THUGS Are Runnin’ This Rap Shit

Friday, September 30th, 2005

KANYE WEST’s ‘Late Registration’, a/k/a ‘GEORGE BUSH doesn’t care about Black people,’ which entered the charts at No. 1 last week after selling 860,000 copies in its first week in stores, continues to top the charts even though second-week sales slipped to 283,000, according to Nielsen SoundScan. Boosted by a new deluxe version, 50 CENT’s […]

T.I.’s LOVE CHRIS ROCK!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

Comdian CHRIS ROCK has slammed DAVE CHAPPELLE in the press as being amatuerish for dismantling his show halfway through production of the third season. CHRIS is feeling himself right now due to the critical acclaim of his new show, ‘Everybody Hates Chris’. If this were rap music, someone would get shot in a couple of […]