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Archive for November, 2006
BILLY SUNDAY’s Ghettofabulous Holiday Gift Guidebook
Thursday, November 30th, 2006Inside An AIM Conversation With DP Dot Com And OH WORD!
Thursday, November 30th, 2006
DP Dot Com: you think Billy Dee hit that?
OH WORD!: without question
DP Dot Com: yeah, he prah’lee came in her belly button
OH WORD!: I watched a bit of Empire Strikes Back on cable
DP Dot Com: ep 5 was the best
OH WORD!: Billy Dee definitely hit Leia
DP Dot Com: nahh
OH WORD!: yep
DP Dot Com: she was looking for some cock wasn’t she?
DP Dot Com: you saw how Jabba turned her out into a ho in ep 6
DP Dot Com: you think C3P0 was a top or bottom?
OH WORD!: ha
DP Dot Com: I think R2 was a power bottom
OH WORD!: nahh R2 had to be a top… remember he was always plugging his shit into whatever port
DP Dot Com: yeah true
OH WORD!: R2 was the pitcher… Luke was his catcher
OH WORD!: C3PO liked to watch
DP Dot Com: nahh he hit 3PO
DP Dot Com: thats why 3PO was always twisted when he couldnt find him
DP Dot Com: thought R2 was giving it to some anon droids com port
OH WORD!: Mark Hamill had to turn gay when they grafted his ass on to his face
OH WORD!: after the motorcycle accident
DP Dot Com: he was always gay
OH WORD!: ok but thats when he got balls out gay
DP Dot Com: he held Kenobis ballsachs
OH WORD!: the emperor was a pedophile
DP Dot Com: totally
DP Dot Com: Hamill did the voice for joker in BM cartoons
DP Dot Com: you think BM hit Joker?
OH WORD!: ha
DP Dot Com: Bugs Bunny is a total fag
OH WORD!: he dresses like a chick whenever possible
DP Dot Com: you know he let Fudd hit it
OH WORD!: Lion-O was queer as folk
DP Dot Com: a total fag
DP Dot Com: I heard He-Man boned Skeletor
DP Dot Com: pun wholly intended
OH WORD!: lol
DP Dot Com: G-Force wasnt gay
DP Dot Com : they all banged the girl
DP Dot Com: ok maybe G-Force was gay
OH WORD!: smurfette was always kept busy
DP Dot Com: smurfette was a whore
DP Dot Com: a dirty whore slut
OH WORD!: and a tease
OH WORD!: thats why they all had blue balls… ohh!
DP Dot Com: lol
DP Dot Com: I think she let papa smell it though
OH WORD!: papa couldn’t get her off though
OH WORD!: always talking about “not much farther now”
DP Dot Com: she used papa for his tricks
OH WORD!: you think they’ll care at bb kings if I bring in an slr camera?
DP Dot Com: nahh, you can bring a rocket launcher up in that mug, just put it inside your jacket
DP Dot Com: they dont search nobody
OH WORD!: cool
The DP Dot Com Football Pool (Wk 13)
Thursday, November 30th, 2006
Are you ready for some football?!? Who wants to take some side action on how my Cowboys get some getback this weekend? I didn’t think so. When it comes down to it y’all are scared of me taking over this pool shiite. You see where I’m at right now. I’m just lamping, waiting for a breakdown from AMADEO and CANDICE. You know its coming too.
Has everybody figured out the Bonus Points Heavy Rollers section yet? Itsoweezee. There are four(4) choices. You get to put the special sauce on two(2) out of the four(4). If you choose correctly you can make up for having a lackluster week. Here’s a quick scoring recap for those of you without a back button on your browsers…
My dream is to have us all tied up at Week 16 and then we have a wild scrum for points in the final week. It could happen. In the meantime, while we wait for an actual sponsor to pay for the gift packages I thought I would give a shout to the website’s virtual sponsor from way back – “Go From Ashy To Classy With CHAMPALE.”
Here goes the Week 13 lineup. Brace yo’self fool…
ARIZONA CARDINALS @ ST. LOUIS RAMS
ATLANTA FALCONS @ WASHINGTON REDSKINS
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ CLEVELAND BROWNS
NEW YORK JETS @ GREEN BAY PACKERS
HOUSTON TEXANS @ OAKLAND RAIDERS
MIAMI DOLPHINS @ JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
DALLAS COWBOYS @ NEW YORK GIANTS
BONUS POINTS * HEAVY ROLLER * BONUS POINTS
Who has more rushing yards this weekend?
MICHAEL VICK or SHAUN ALEXANDER
Who throws the most touchdown passes this weekend?
DREW BREES or PHILIP RIVERS?
Which team scores more points this weekend?
TENNESSEE or TAMPA BAY
Total combined score for MINNESOTA VIKINGS @ CHICAGO BEARS
OVER or UNDER 34 pts
What’s the matter suckas? You scared?
KILLA BEES 4 LIFE = WU TANG FOREVER
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
Rest In Peace to the OL’ DIRTY BASTARD
Tonight’s show at B.B.Kings featuring RAEKWON, REDMAN, KEITH MURRAY and SMIF-N-WESSUN promises to be one of the great Hip-Hop events in NYC this year. Along with the all star lineup performing on stage the blogging superfriends will be in the building.
OH WORD! will undoubtedly drop a recap. Check him out tomorrow.
RAEKWON featuring GHOSTFACE & NAS – ‘Verbal Intercourse’
SEINFELD DVD’s Do Not Care About Black People
Tuesday, November 28th, 2006
First off, I have to repeat this from the post where I first discussed KKKramer’s remarks…
MICHAEL RICHARDS wasn’t lying when he said what he did. As a matter of fact, by looking at the events that took place over the weekend here in New York City I think it’s safe to say that a public lynching for any Black man who gets slick with the tongue is still a right for a privileged American. Whether its a rope around the neck and a fork up the azz or fifty pieces of searing hot lead the effect is still the same most fair-minded people would agree.
Why I’m pissed at MICHAEL RICHARDS is because I was all ready to go out and support my hebrew brethren JERRY SEINFELD and copp his new DVD, and now I even have to boycott watching the reruns on television. Unfortunately, this includes watching LARRY DAVID’s ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ as well. I know that seems a bit excessive, but trust me, fifty bullets is what’s really excessive. Me sacrificing some of my favorite television programming for my principles is easy. I’ve got enough anime and kung fu movies to last me until June or July of 2009 anyhoo. By then KKKramer should have expressed his contriteness for ruining my SEINFELD experience.
If dude wants to expedite the healing process he should take his azz to Namibia and adopt one of those big waterhead African jig babies.
I’m just sayin’…