Archive for June, 2005

How About Some ROC-A-FELLA Good News

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005

Its not all about sensationalism and bad news when we talk about JAY-Z here at the weblog. Sometimes we do it to send out congratulations. We were told that JAY-Z has a daughter from back in his wild days as a reputed drug kingpin in Brooklyn’s Marcy Projects. LIL’ MISS JIGGA just graduated from I.S. […]

NBA Jiggs are dumb as all fuck

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

How boring has the NBA become now that PATRICK EWING-MICHAEL JORDAN-CHARLES BARKLEY have retired? It is as exciting now as watching two elderly people spoon each other. As a matter of fact, there is less action in the NBA. And why can’t MAGIC JOHNSON just hire a speech therapist? He is richer than GOD himself. […]

R.KELLY is an Evil Genius

Sunday, June 12th, 2005

What would you do if you had a super power? Would you use your super power to help save people and right the wrongs of the world? Or would you use your power for wild business? Would you become some kind of Narcissistic pedophile that has a Zorro mask fetish? That’s what you would do […]

JENNIFER WILBANKS = American Heroine

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

I have to assume that you all have heard the story of JENNIFER WILBANKS, the runaway bride and former Georgia peach. It turns out that ol’ girl will have to pony up some scrilla for the county in Georgia that bankrolled the manhunt for her. As it stands now, homegirl is also facing indictment for […]

Children Make Lousy Automobile Hood Ornaments

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

Every summer it seems like there is a new ‘killer trend’ that we have to be aware of. What I mean to say is that every summer there appears to be a rash of deaths that somehow could have been prevented if people used more caution and common sense. During the summer you are always […]