Put this in your glass pipe for the ’07…
GILBERT ARENAS IS THAT CRACK!
I’m not really effing with football anymore since the Cowboys got bounced from the NFL playoffs and spring training is still 36 days away. So for the meantime and in between time I have been digging on some of the Association’s action (no JOHN LEGEND).
ALLEN IVERSON is my dude like cooked food. I hope he does well for himself in Denver, but my man, my ‘MELO is bitchmade. The internerds at BESSED Dot Com have created an online shrine to A.I. Stop by their spot and catch some of his highlights and low points.
The Dallas Mavericks are doing the damn thing. Handing them the LARRY O’BRIEN statue now might seem premature, but trust me that is where it will be come the end of June. Tonight’s game against SHOWBEE BRYANT and the Showstoppers is what you have premium cable for. I only have basic so I will get my highlight on @ 11:30pm (SportsCenter biatches!).
I’m not going to lie and act like I was down with GILBERT ARENAS from the jumpshot. When dude was giving postgame interviews with JIM GRAY he reminded me of the fictitious Saturday Night Live baseball player from Cuba called Chico Escuela. He would answer every question like, “Beisbol been berry, berry good to me.” GILLIE has a broader range with his english speaking skills and his range for shooting three balls can’t even be calculated.
A couple of weeks ago I was at home and I caught the game between the Washington Wizards and the Phoenix Suns. It was one of those crazy games where you don’t need a 24 second clock because no one is holding the basketball for longer than 8 seconds. It was an old school track meet and the b-ball court. When it was finally done in the overtime session both teams had combined for like one thousand points. What was significant about the game was that GILLIE said at the beginning of the season he was going to drop 50 points on both the Sonics and the Suns. Phoenix knew it was coming, and they still had no answer.
My favorite shot by ARENAS is the thirty five foot three pointer from the wing. He is so far back from the line you don’t expect him to pull up and pop from there. Dude hasn’t missed from that range this season. GILLIE’s shooting range isn’t the only thing supernatural about his game. Staying true to his Cuban heritage GILBERT always travels with a live chicken in his luggage. He’s such a highly superstitious player that he will change shoes during the game if he feels he isn’t shooting well. One game against San Antonio found GILBERT taking a shower during haltime… In his full uniform! All of this behavior has been labeled ‘Gilbertology’ by the Wizards’ head coach. Gnarls Barkley just calls it crazy.
SPECIAL BONUS FROM CONCRETE LOOP:
Pics of GILLIE’s born day party hosted by the King of All Jigs in D.C.
