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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006

gibson

To continue the convo that me and some of the other sneaker nerds were having this week…

I hate NIKE Air Force 1’s or as some people are fond of calling them ‘Uptowns’. I totally understand their genesis as a popular sneaker among the masses of Harlem’s teenagers back in the early 90’s. NIKE had moved onward and upward with the designs of their on court basketball shoes. The Air Force 1 had long since been replaced by Air Flights and Air Max Forces as the shoes that any credible baller would wear. The Air Force 1 was relegated to the discount bin at the back of sneaker stores. Due to the fact they were so inexpensive they were easy to replace once they became soiled. The icy white tee shirt and the Air Force 1 became the de facto uniform for Harlem’s street hustlers and teenagers. Crappers who always co-opt street trends in their gamble to appear hip began to follow the lowest common denominator. The Air Force 1 saw a rebirth unlike no other when St. Louis rapper CORNELL HAYNES created the song ‘Urr Furrse Ughhhh’.

NIKE has been releasing some of their popular shoes in colorways that pay tribute to the long forgotten baseball teams of the Negro Leagues. They used the Air Force 1 shoe to pay homage to the Ethipoian Clowns barnstorming team. The Clowns were world renowned for being masterful baseball players who injected slapstick routines into the games they played. Think of the Clowns as the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball.

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clowns

I had to copp a couple of pairs of the Untold Truth collection because I am a big fan of the Negro Leagues and the NIKE brand. The other positive note about this series is that it has given me a reason to do some research on the Negro Leagues and their impact on the game of baseball as well as America. One of the shoes that I chose was a pair of Air Max 1’s that are in homage to the Homestead Grays, a team from Pittsburgh, PA.

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The Pittsburgh Crawfords were a team that also played in Pennsylvania, but when they disbanded their best player came back to play for his former team, the Homestead Grays. JOSH GIBSON, along with DP dot com hero, BUCK LEONARD, powered the Grays to nine consecutive Negro National League Championships and three Negro League World Series titles.

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The Air Max 1’s are in a premium leather and they come with a set of blue and grey laces in case you want to do your thing in a ‘home’ and ‘away’ style.

greys

greys

All Day I Dream About Sneakers… (2006 B.W.A. Nominee)

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

notre dame

One of the main reasons that C.S. and I traveled to Paris was to see if I could track down some rare and hard to find sneakers. There is a neighborhood in a Parisian suburb called Cligancourt that my friends tell me resembles the old Delancey-Orchard Street strip from the late 1980’s.

Sure enough, there were leather jacket dealers and sneaker traders everywhere. With no prices marked on the shoes it meant that you could ‘jew’ the dealer down to the price that you both agreed upon. Since I am a Black Hebrew, I have no problem jewing anyone.

There were all kinds of NIKE dunks and Air Max models to choose from, but this trip wasn’t about securing any more NIKE shoes since the swoosh brand and I were looking at being separated (and possibly divorced?). I was on the hunt for a pair of ultra rare ADIDAS. Paris is known to be a hotbed for the German shoe manufacturers products and up to this point I had seen some interesting pieces not yet available in the States. The shoes I wanted though were more than just a pair of collectible sneakers; they contained an incredible history that not too many people know about.

These were shoes worn by the Jamaican bobsled team during the 1976 Summer Games in Montreal.

monty '76

First off I know what you’re thinking… Jamaican bobsled team at the 1976 summer Olympic games?!?!? And normally I would agree with you but that is how sick this story is. Because the games were being played in Canada, the Jamaican boblsed team assumed that there would be snow and therefore it would be their first chance to compete in the games. Can you imagine for just one second how difficult it must have been to practice bobsledding in the sand?

ganja sled

I guess the team had been smoking some of that good sticky icky for them to think there would be snow on the ground in July, even up in Canada, but nonetheless they packed their bags and their sled and headed to Montreal. As word spread on the tiny island that the bobsled team would be competing in the Olympics, several other Jamaican winter athletes were inspired to make the trek as well, in the hopes that they too might secure the ‘big gold coin mon’. How many of you know the story of WINSTON LIVINGSTON, the great steel pan drummer and professional speed skater from Jamaica? He would have shattered all the established records in the Sapporo Japan Games in 1972 if he hadn’t been disqualified for going around the track in the opposite direction.

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The real hero, or should I say heroine of the 1976 Olympic Games, was MAVIS BAILEY. She was from a poor little town in the Parish of Saint Andrew called Cockburn. The seaside town was so poor that all of its residents had to share one single pair of shoes. Even though MAVIS was scheduled to compete, the week the games were scheduled wasn’t her week to wear the town shoes, so she had to go to Montreal barefoot.

little mavis

This is where the bobsled team stepped in (pun absolutely intended). MAVIS was favored to win the women’s 200m race and she was perfectly fine running barefoot , but the I.O.C. (the T.I.’s that run that Olympic shit) had mandated that all competitors must wear track shoes. VERNON HERDSMEN, the Jamaican bobsled team’s driver and the only member of the team that wasn’t detained by Canadian customs officials for narcotics possession, was able to lend MAVIS his sneakers so that she could run her race. MAVIS nearly won the gold medal too, but she unfortunately stumbled and fell when the laces from VERNON’s sneakers became untied. Sadly, she ended up finishing in last place.

poor mavis

Even though MAVIS BAILEY returned to Jamaica medaless and shoeless, it is her perserverance that I honor and respect. I found VERNON HERDSMEN’s her ADIDAS shoe at this tiny little sneaker stand run by an angry Arab (yeah, I know, show you a happy one).

MAVIS SL 76

The second best part of the trip was that C.S. and I were back home before they set that sneaker store on fire.

Baseball Just Doesn’t Give a BUCK (2006 B.W.A. Nominee)

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

who gives a buck

L.M., P-City, TONY and RAFI are the only losers readers visiting this crappy website that still care about beisbol so this post is for them. No brokeback, of course.

What is all of this noise about concerning JOHN JORDAN ‘BUCK’ O’NEIL and his omission from the Major League Basebal Hall of Fame. BUCK must have one of the best rabbis on his home team, because I have never seen the New York Times fellate a Black man this much since they pulled their silver spoons out for MALCOLM GLADWELL’s ballsachs. Although, since MALCOLM is a tragic mulatto I guess that doesn’t really count as Black then does it?

All this liberal boohooing and handwringing is coming from the very same sportswriters that have elected NOT to vote BUCK into baseball’s prestigious Hall of Fame. Well if all of you sage and just writers really wanted this old codger to be able to smell the roses while he was still breathing you would have voted for him. No sense in giving a Black any credit while they are alive anyhoo I guess. Just look at how 3-6-MAFIA acted.

GEORGE VECSEY waxed poetically about how the sky would have opened up and baseball might have finally exorcised all of the ghosts of greatness overlooked and most times outright denied.

GEORGE needs to stop smoking that WHITNEY HOUSTON, or to keep things in a baseball perspective, stop sniffing my man DWIGHT GOODEN’s white pudding. BUCK O’NEIL is a pioneer that’s for sure, and there are many other Negro Leaguers that played the greatest pasttime with verve and skill. The Hall of Fame should recognize all of the Negro League players. For a select few of them skin color was the least of their disabilities.


RONNY ‘TURKEY LEG’ JENKINS

the 1920 stars

RONALD JENKINS was from a small Tennessee coal mining town. At the age of 16 he lost part of his left leg in a mule cart accident, but that didn’t deter him from pursuing his dream of playing baseball. He fashioned a prosthetic limb for himself made with scrap wood from the dining room table in his parents’ house. He promised his parents that one day he would return to them with a new table so that they wouldn’t have to eat dinner sitting on the floor any longer.

turkey leg

RONNY was well known for his grace in the outfield, but it was his world class speed that would make him a Hall of Fame caliber Negro Leaguer. RONNY set records in the league for stolen bases during 4 consecutive seasons. He averaged more than 3 steals per game in three of those years. It wasn’t unreasonable for RONNY to score from first on an infield ground ball to the pitcher. RONNY would swipe third so often it was renamed ‘Turkey base’

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Much fuss was made of the incident where RONNY’s prosthetic leg failed during a game and he had the wherewithall to hop all the way to home plate. RONNY played for the Detroit Stars for twelve years and he came to be regarded as one of the clutch players in the league. RONNY’s smooth style on the field was complemented by his grace off the field. After his retirement he became a local celebrity in the Detroit swingdancing scene.

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EVERETT ‘BAT MAN’ BAILEY
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Of all the unsung Negro League heroes the ‘BAT MAN’ is my personal favorite. He played for the Kansas City Monarchs during the same years as BUCK and SATCHEL PAIGE did. EVERETT was no ordinary ball player because he was completely blind. A childhood disease had robbed him of his eyesight, but not of his spirit or his will to play the game. EVERETT was Kansas City’s second best pitcher next to SATCHEL PAIGE

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You ask how Everett was able to pitch despite the fact that he was 100% blind and I tell you that he was a genius. LARRY BROWN, the great Negro League catcher would yell to EVERETT, telling him if the batter was left or right-handed, tall or short. All EVERETT had to do was rear back and release his fastball. What gave EVERETT an extra level of unorthodoxy was the fact that he would release the pitch as he jumped into the air.

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Surprisingly enough, EVERETT had an extremely low rate of hit batsmen and a high number of strikeouts. Between EVERETT BAILEY and SATCHEL PAIGE you were lucky to get on base when you played the Monarchs. But the real reason that I liked the ‘BAT MAN’ so much was because he was a prolific hitter. The ‘BAT MAN’ hit over .400 for his career. Can you imagine how good he might have been if he could have seen the ball?!?

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The ‘BAT MAN’ used the son of the team’s equipment manager as his assistant. He trained his ears to respond to only that voice in a crowded ballpark of thousands, maybe millions. The young man would scream out two words descrptions of the pitches that were being hurled and with that information the ‘BAT MAN’ was able to make contact with the ball. Getting around the bases was another issue and the ‘BAT MAN’ was usually replaced with a pinch runner after he had stumbled to first base and the play had been stopped. That is why the rule exists today that when a player is replaced by a pinch runner he has to leave the game.

It’s not as though I am hating on BUCK O’NEIL its just that there are many players from the Negro Leagues that have left an indelible mark on this game The fact that there aren’t too many Blacks who are into baseball now is another reason that I am loathe to bequeath an honor upon another jig sportsman. If BUCK O’NEIL could bring some of that crap music jig bling money into the stadiums then maybe it would be fine to put him in the Hall.

As it stands I do think that BUCK does deserve some kind of recognition for living to be 94 years old in racist azz Jim Crow Missouri.

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SEAU SAYS ALOHA

Monday, August 14th, 2006

say owww

It was time to make the donuts for one of my favorite all time players from Southern Cal. JUNIOR SEAU won’t be making any offensive players say ‘owww’ in the NFL any longer. Thirteen seasons as one of the most dominating linebackers in a league nicknamed ‘Not For Long’ should earn this man his ticket to Canton. There he will be enshrined with some of the other USC greats…

hitman

RONNIE LOTT

class act

MARCUS ALLEN

the bus

JEROME BETTIS
I know that the Bus didn’t play for S.C. but when he was at Notre Dame he played some memorable games against the Trojans.

MAURICE CLARETT: BLOOD OF A SLAVE

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

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To follow up BILLY SUNDAY’s post about the plantation system that keeps Black athletes in the chains of mental slavery, yada, yada, yada. I present to you the aftermath of a man that tried to buck the system.

MAURICE CLARETT was a star running back at the Ohio State when he decided to end his college career short and enter the NFL. By trying to forego one plantation for another without the proper documentation MAURICE has become the posterchild for why you don’t fuck with whites’ money.

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MAURICE still isn’t in a LAWRENCE PHILLIPS category yet, but at only 22yrs old the future looks promising enough that we may one day have the MAURICE CLARETT Award for Wasted Potential.

When you drive an SUV erratically and you have an actual shotgun riding shotgun along with an empty bottle of the ‘Goose (Combat Jack stand up!) you are on the highway to Hell.

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Let’s hope MAURICE can go from being State Property to just the the property of some NFL team.