One of these guys likes to fuck a lot, while the other just got shafted (no DWYANE WADE’s pantyhose to that last comment).
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One of these guys likes to fuck a lot, while the other just got shafted (no DWYANE WADE’s pantyhose to that last comment).
Images jacked from Day2Day
O.K. So I called it wrong with the Dallass Mavericks, but think about the repercussions that DWYANE WADE will cause at basketball courts around the nation… young ballers will be wearing pantyhose (no brokeback).
In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.
You will never hear me refer to a pair of tennis shoes as simply sneakers. Although I may use that term for shorthand, tennis shoes are far from sneakers. The tennis shoe was one of the first pieces of specialized athletic footwear to address the damage that a shoe suffers on the upper portion. Sure most sneakers receive the greatest amount of wear at the sole but for a professional tennis athlete the upper portion of their footwear must be able to withstand considerable stress and friction.
En route to 14 Grand Slam championships, including a record seven wins at Wimbledon, PETE SAMPRAS has run through many a tennis shoe. However, there was one shoe that NIKE created that even PETE could not destroy.
The NIKE Air Resistance might be the strongest sneaker ever made. The soles are made with a special NIKE ‘Regrind’ rubber which is a composite rubber made from recycled sneaker soles. NIKES premium leather is accented at the toe box with DuPont’s ‘Kevlar’ material.
As usual, NIKE spared no expense on the design end of this prouct. They created a stable and comfortable heel cup but then scalloped the ankle area for a full range of free movement. There is a visible Air unit under the heel and the sole cantilevers at the arch. The shoes are made for the athlete that moves on the court as fast as he thinks. I have a pair of the OG 1995 models that I have worn from jump and the soles show no wear. They are almost too good to sell. These shoes are both bombproof and bulletproof. So if you ever see the Air Resistance on the street make sure that you just don’t call them sneakers.
I told y’all fools that this was going to be the year that everything named DALLAS jumped off so I don’t know why y’all are set trippin’ while Miami gets served.
I feel bad for some of you Heat fans since one of your star players is only a ‘G’ away from gay. If my last name was WADE and my mom named me DWAYNE I would have to hit my ‘Bama azz mother upside her head with a sock stuffed with a soda can. DWAYNE WADE loves his momma though so he won’t do that.
And he should love his momma. Who you think taught him how to put on the pantyhose he plays in? DWAYNE prah’lee has a garter under his shorts with those clips that hold up his thigh highs(no KORDELL STEWART).
It ain’t just DWAYNE WADE that wears stockings while playing with balls for the Heat. JAYSON WILLIAMS wears the pantyhose too.
And JAMES POSEY tried to get his prostate examined during a television timeout. Peep the doctor in the tie taking a peek at POSEY’s package(extra no MIKE PIAZZA)
And why shouldn’t the Heat be gay anyhoo? They play in America’s gayest city for America’s most teh ghey fans
Yeah, I’m stupid, but your’e the one that’s awake at 2 a.m.
The N.F.L. 2006 season kicks off in less than 12 weeks, and just so that I don’t have to say it too much on this site, but the Dallas Cowboys will be 12-4 and Super Bowl champs this season.
Don’t hate, celebrate.
T.O. beeeeatches!