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How Do You Spell Dog? M.V.P.

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

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Michael Vick pwned the Redskins lastnite on the NFL’s biggest in-season stage. Monday Night Football is the television primetime showcase for teams around the league. Brett Favre has used MNF to become legendary. Michael Vick is now doing the same thing.

In the first half alone Vick had thrown for three touchdowns and ran for another score. That is some QB’s best game ever, and he still had another half of football to play. The final score of 59-21 doesn’t even describe how much of a blowout this game was.

The Redskins just earlier that day had granted Donovan McNabb a contract extension of $78 million dollars. What do you think Vick is going to be going for at the end of the season when he becomes a free agent? Trust me, it will be more than $78 million dollars.

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Scaping The G.O.A.T.

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

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Randy Moss might be the most talented wide receiver to ever play the game. Jerry Rice was the hardest working WR but Randy Moss possesses more talent and imagination. Too bad for Randy that he gets ‘niggerfied’ when the teams he plays for aren’t meeting the expectations of others.

Had Randy Moss sent a picture of his dick to a busty cheerleader I bet you his ass would be in jail right now. Instead he says the team buffet sux ass and that gets him deported? He’s actually in a better spot now than when the season began. With Vince Young at QB and All-Pro running back Chris Johnson these Titans could be the next 1990’s Cowboys.

Now if the Tennessee Titans don’t get to the Super Bowl this year I’m sure it will be Randy Moss’ fault, or at least that will be the story played out in the pro sports press releases. Don’t believe them hypes.

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The DP.com Pick’Em Pool is halfway thru the 2010 campaign and I’m stuck in 10th place 12 pts behind the leader (who has won two DP.com football pools previously). No one is technically out of it yet and this year’s winner gets a DJ Hero2 game for the Xbox. That would be enough to motivate Randy Moss. What’s your problem?

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, November 6th, 2010

justice league

I’m such a beast for the hype. As soon as someone sends me a link to a sneaker/comicbook tie-in I get all weak in the knees like SWV.

The re-visioned Huarache Trainer now has a ‘Super Friends’ aka ‘Justice League’ pack with three colorways.

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We’ll assume that the blue/red colorway is for Superman. The hunter green/black should be called the Green Arrows, but maybe the neon accent on the outsole legitimizes Green Lantern. The shiny red joints are for the Flash.

I peeped these shoes in Niketown a week or two ago and I liked them but I wanted some play on the $115 pricepoint. I also didn’t have the motivation I have inside of me now that I know they have a comicbook relationship [ll]. Hype is a bitch.

I’ll justify my purchase by enjoying all the construction details the shoe. The Nike Lunarfoam platform makes these shoes feel almost weightless. And this is a good thing too because I am the opposite of weightless.

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