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MIAMI’s FIRST AND LONG…

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

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Miami Dolphins’ savior, first round pick from Michigan JAKE LONG is being rumored to be the NFL’s anti-christ. The talk is that the first pick requires so much money in a guaranteed signing bonus that if he turns into a bust it will bankrupt the team that signed him.

I don’t believe that shit for a minute…

The NFL has a gaggle of sponsors who clamber over one another to be seen on game day as the “official” so and so of the league. Last season, the NFL made billions for itself on the whole, and then generated trillions of dollars in consumerism. The money to pay these players is certainly available, but the greedy franchise owners don’t want to bite into their mega-profit margins.

Think for a second about the billions of dollars in ad revenue that was accrued from the Super Bowl this year (I say billions because the 2006 contest totaled $1.59B in ad money). This league is making ridiculous money and they only have a season where they play one tenth the number of games they do in baseball. NFL owners need to respect these draft picks and pay them their money.

Its not like the owners give a shit about the veterans who are physically decrepit from years of running into other people at full speed, and mentally unstable from years of taking lord-knows-what painkillers and pills.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

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The Associations playoff seeding is set in stone. The Nuggets won’t be able to beat the Lake Show.

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The MVP award should be given to Showbee over CP3. First place bitches. GARNETT suffers from the Eastern conference being weaker than the SEC.

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I was fucking with these joints, even though I didn’t copp them. Yet.

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But now KOBE is wearing HyperDunks for the playoff run. Damn you NIKE! There used to be a time when they introduced all the new flavor during the All-Star break.

The HyperDunk is NIKE’s lightest shoe evar at just over 13oz. The Lord knows how badly I could use something to make me lighter.

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I guess I see where my next check from XXL is going…

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STILL DOGGED BY SUPREMACY…

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

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What would have become of the civil rights movement if we didn’t have television images shown to us of the peaceful protesters in Alabama, or the fiery truth of MLK’s ‘I Have A Dream’ speech?

It is ironic and sad that the same medium that can be used to transmit live compelling images of injustice and brutality is more often used to broadcast inane drivel that fully supports supremacy. Every now and again the lens is turned in the proper direction and courageous filmmakers and producers bring us a story that must be told.

Such is the story of a massacre that occurred in a little known town in South Carolina called Orangeburg, told by DAN KLORES, who was a student at the University of South Carolina at the time of the incident. DAN created a documentary called ‘Black Magic’ which was an homage to the great basketball players that attended historically Black colleges and universities. DAN was able to weave in the story of Orangeburg into his film since one of the young people murdered was a high school basketball star.

What was the massacre in Orangeburg? Why isn’t this story part of the cultural legacy that helps Blacks identify the resolve that the elders had in demanding justice in this country? The first problem with the story of Orangeburg is that all the victims were Black. The second problem with understanding this story is that all photographic records were destroyed in a fire.

In 1968 the nation was reeling from the fallout of the failed Vietnam conflict and probably also emotionally spent with issues concerning the rights of African Americans. I consider this time from 1968 to 1972 to be almost like a concentrated, microwave strength Reconstruction period. Only a month after the Orangeburg massacre MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. would be assassinated in Memphis. If they was going to any outpouring of sympathy for the victims of Orangeburg it was surely drowned in the wake left by KING’s murder.

These victims from Orangeburg deserve their due also. Their struggle was for a quality of life commensurate with those people that they lived with. The integration of a bowling alley was at the center of their demands, but the real issue was the right to live life as a citizen and not second class. When state troopers fired on unarmed protesters it isn’t simply a miscarriage of justice, but the ominous presence of martial law. In several years we will learn the stories of the BlackWaterUSA mercenaries that were given carte blanche to use deadly force in New Orleans. Store owners were only protecting goods that would have to be thrown away due to contamination.

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The Association: Don’t Drive Drunk…

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

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The Nuggets are definitely intoxicated about their playoff berth. At least ‘MELO certainly is. I’ve seen this storyline before and I expect the spin to be how this incident galvanizes the team around their leader. The Nuggets might not lose another game until June.

I still need the Mavs or the Lake Show to drop their final game(s).

Even though the Celts are the top team in the East Conference I think Detwah might be the team to beat. Celts second round opponent looks like the East champs, the Cavaliers.

If the Nuggets get into the West semis I’m looking for a case of PBR from Nerditry and Encyclopedia Black.

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NO MORE LOVE FOR THE BRUINS…

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

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UCLA’s KEVIN LOVE will enter the NBA draft…

Somewhere in the bluegrass state SAM BOWIE laughs.