Real talk is that time is money. I appreciate the time that you spend with me checking out this site. You could be a million other places on the internets, but you chose to come through here and I am grateful and appreciative. At some point I hope that my passion for sitting here in parents’ basement, sipping on Tropical Fantasy Iced Tea from my special cup with the crazy straw will become lucrative enough for me to remain here in the basement indefinitely. Only leaving to visit the local McDonald’s and the liquor store. Up until that point I am going to continue to have to work at my day job to support my sneaker fetish and continue to visit libraries and computer labs in order to use their computers when I’m not at my parents’ house.
If I had a little more funding I could provide a better website for you to enjoy. I could rent one of those Blue Hippo ‘No Money Down’ computers for my apartment. I could go to B.J.’s and buy a gross crate of Tropical Fantasy beverages. I would sit in my apartment and blog so hard that my azz would fuse into the chair in my living room. So instead of putting a PayPal button on my page to help me defray the costs of operating this site (read: see how much you bastards really love me) I have decided to open up shop on eBAY again. What you can do to help this site generate some money is you can buy my shit from me. This way you will get something in the mail that is actually from the world’s most dangerous website, DALLASPENN dot COM.
It’s real simple. Just click here to see a listing of the items that I am auctioning right now. I have some brand new Air Jordan tees and vintage POLO Ralph Lauren clothing up on the auction block. As well as some lightly worn Adidas and a pair of O.G. NIKE Shox. Don’t feel funny about buying something from me that I may have used because that is the best deal of all. You will be actually having a piece of DNA that you can use to make clones from. Anyway you look at it the deal is win-win for you and I. And if you would rather fund me directly to my PayPal I.D. – bluecheese28@hotmail.com – I wouldn’t be upset if you sent me $5 either, but help me clear some of the shit out of my apartment.
While we are on the the topic of support I will kindly ask you to visit my brother VIK over at BIOCHEMICAL SLANG dot COM. He has a dope format for creating his posts and he gives you a YouTube with each drop. Sometimes he gives you several. Using some of the internets most searing images and classic music videos from BILLIE HOLIDAY to Public Enemy, he finds a way to create a post that is thought provoking while including the soundtrack to our lives.
Look at these websites that I holler about as television networks that provide you with daily programming that is compelling and entertaining. Until we can get our weight up to convince a sponsor to plunk down the scrilla for bandwidth and server space we are all just living off a dollar and a dream.
