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DAVE CHAPPELLE WHO?!?!?

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

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I went up to the ‘CHAPPELLE Show’ in-studio taping sessions just to see if the scene would be as crowded as I imagined and what do you know, the line was around the building. I wasn’t going to go into the session because I didn’t want to support the T.I.’s from Comedy Central who have essentially hijacked and bootlegged the show.

I am sure that some of his “fans” knew that he didn’t co-sign this product and basically that his longtime buddy NEAL BRENNAN sold him up the river, but the sessions were free and I guess after its all said and done nobody really cares.

I care about DAVE (no brokeback) and I care about the artisitic struggle. After this post I won’t say anything about the show on this site since I have promised myself that I won’t watch it. I hated when the T.I.’s sent CHRIS ROCK to bite DAVE on the azz. It was so obvious that CHRIS was being told what to say. I was further pissed off when the humps from ‘South Park’ chimed in with their moral (read: economics based) judgement. Fuck those ‘South Park’ fags that benefit from supremacy on a daily basis and then claim to be some even minded artists.

I feel DAVE’s pain because he had to split with his creative partner after finding out that dude was a snake in the grass. I hope DAVE can pick up the pieces. In the meantime I will enjoy BOONDOCKS reruns.

THE FAT BOYS ARE BACK!

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

jabba

As the world turns it looks like I might not be that dumb for being a college dropout. I mean yeah, I’m dumb, but I sure ain’t stupid.

The comparisons that I made at the beginning of the year linking nefarious public officials to characters in the Star Wars universe is proving to be prolific and prophetic. The good people over at Nah’Right ain’t just Hip-Hop anymore. As they broaden their vision they find some serious bits of real world news. Anyone with a car should really enjoy this one…

LEE RAYMOND (pictured above), the former chairman and chief executive officer of Exxon Mobil Corp., earned $144,573 for each day of the 13 years he served at the top of the oil company. In the final year of his contract he received over $400 million.

So while some of crack open your piggy banks to fill up your car’s tank just think about LEE RAYMOND and the sacrifices that he is making at this moment since stepping down as chairman of Exxon and don’t forget to say a prayer for the soldiers still in Iraq standing guard over the oil wells.

R.I.P. Rap Music

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

proof r.i.p.

Who can I blame for the irrelevancy of crap music? Can I blame the crappers. Most of whom seem to be enamored with criminality, particularly the narcotics trade. I will say this again for anyone that cares to read my shit, but there are NO former drug dealers that have traded their Tanita digital scales for reading the scales of musical notes. These two disciplines are so dissimiliar in their required focus. Drug dealing is serious, serious shit and the motherfuckers that sell drugs to people could care less about the collateral damage that results from their actions. One of the problems with the Black community is that we protect and insulate this cancer of ours as best we can. I was part of the problem myself and if GOD had not smacked me upside my head (twice) I may have been killed and left to rot in a dumpster in Baltimore or Atlanta.

I ultimately have to question the manhood of anyone who thinks that crap music and drugdealing are equal professions. There are some music executives that have undermined rap music to the point where it is as destructive on a community as narcotics are, but rap music still contains a potential for liberation and empowerment that drugs will never have. These music executives want your crap music to render you as dependent as drugs do. They spend a lot of money and put in a lot of work to get their agenda across, and for the most part it has been working. If you are already too mentally powerless to separate yourself from the surreality of your fantasy then you might as well go get yourself an orange jumpsuit.

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Are you prepared to turn off your radios for a day? Are you man enough to read a book? Yeah, I didn’t think so. You are as caught up and lost as your rap music heroes are. These crappers are absolutely vapid and shallow. Their talent for making words and sounds rhyme and match is no greater than the carnival lady who grows a beard. These crappers are a sideshow and the T.I.’s at Ringling Brothers ViaCom trot them out before you like its a circus that you want to watch. Each new album amounts to no more than a tuber of hot, acrid elephant shit.

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Your time is coming when you young men will have to stand up for something, because lately you have been falling for everything, including the okey-doke, or the lean-n-snap, or this East vs. West vs. South negro nonsense. I have been part of the problem too so I don’t ask you to stand up alone. I will stand up with you. The time has come for us to take back our dignity as men, as humans, as gods, as stewards of the universal justice. I will no longer pimp myself or anyone else because money will not save my soul. The journey has to be as important as the goal.

Will you stand with me?

You Know Its Hard Out Here On A Blue Devil…

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

tripped up

Feelings were bruised the other day in what many folks think was a cheap shot aimed at women in general. I should apologize for not making myself clear from the gate since I may have cost this site some of our much needed sponsorship. In the ever evolving debacle at Duke University there is a convergence of several themes that have been opined here at this website just in the last few months.

I hope this post can clarify my thoughts and hopefully those of the management at this website. Part of my mission when I joined the staff at DALLASPENN.COM was to take my provacative viewpoints to a wider audience for their perusal. I have a unique understanding of supremacy, racism, sexism, economics, classism and of course the light green ism, which comes from years of life in New York and the repeated failed attempts at completing the requirements necessary for obtaining an undergraduate degree.

So with that established I can proudly say that I know everything and simultaneously agree that I know nothing whatsoever. I speak the first random thought that comes to my mind and then I attempt to frame an argument around that thought. There have been hits and there have been misses. My goal is to hit safely as many times as possible. In the event that I strike out, I return to the sideline with the hope that I might receive another chance to redeem myself later in the game. To wit, I now return to the table with appended thoughts and notions about the criminal and civil proceedings in Durham, North Carolina that have impassioned so many of the users of the internets.

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I never liked the Blue Devils. I hate their nickname and I hate their mascot. It seems to be such a sacrilege, but I understand that these feelings are mostly steeped in emotions. Yes, the university was founded on supremacy, but what in America wasn’t?!? I hated Duke because I hated DANNY FERRY, BOBBY HURLEY and GRANT HILL (who wore that flattop waaaaaay past its due date). I hate the coach of the men’s basketbal team too because of his wanton waste of consonants in his last name. I bet there are Black folks right there in Durham that could use a consonant or two to break up their vowel laden surnames, but noooooo, Coach K has them all. I despise people that have the free time to paint themselves instead of using their spring break to maybe help paint a house in Louisiana. But I am smart enough to understand that those are choices that people decide to make and chances that they opt not to take.

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I have equal revulsion for people who choose to raise children in the shadow of criminal activities. My mother was on welfare while she attended college and completed her undergrad degree. She never once had to succumb to the lure of selling narcotics or her body in order to put food in her home. Attending college engenders the actual student with, if nothing else, the ideals and values that your journey is as important as your goal. If you don’t understand that much then you are definitely in the wrong school. Is money so important that you would forsake your children to the state while you were incarcerated because your pursuit of money led you into a life of crime? That isn’t good parenting. That is being greedy, selfish and childish. I would expect that much from a late teenage college student, not from an almost thirty year old mother of two.

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There will never be an excuse or permission for the rape or assualt of another human. Whether it be perpetrated by man against woman, woman against woman or in the highly publicized instance when Long Island teenage boys assaulted their male peers in a fraternized and ritualized hazing incident. Rape is a crime of brutality, force and power. The case out of Durham was so rabidly sensational because it reflected the history of American supremacy. Many of us are too young to remember the stories of the ‘Night Rides’ that took place all throughout the south and midwest United States, where bands of terrorists would disguise themselves with faceless hoods in order to pillage Black communities. Too many people wanted to believe that this instance was a new millenium ‘Night Ride’.

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When in truth what this case is really about is a multi-layered criminal fiasco which began with a group of men paying $400 for two exotic dancers. When one of these men wanted to live out his fantasy he found out that the price for a small taste of heaven in fact wasn’t cheap. He may have tried to swipe his daddy’s ATM card in the escort lady’s rear, but that technique only works in NELLY videos so he became irate. The escort then decided to leave the gathering altogether. That should have been the end of the story, but instead this seasoned professional was coaxed back into the home she just left. This is a courageous move since she must have realized that her hosts were quite inebriated and also quite young. The escort however, was game, and she must have felt like like she could command these young athletes like so many of her other clients before them. It turns out that she could not control these young boys and she should thank GOD that her children are able to see her alive again.

The crime of prostitution and soliciting prostituion is a misdemeanor. The escort and any member of the team that explicitly solicited her for sex should be charged with the crime. If convicted, the escort should surrender her children to the supervision of the state for a period of time not greater than 12 months provided she undergoes counseling treatments. Any member of the team convicted of solicitation should be suspended from the university for a semester and be remanded of his NCAA eligibility for that period of time.

The crime of assault and battery is a felony and is punishable by conviction. Any members of the team that are convicted of this crime should be banned from the university and NCAA competition.

The crime of rape carries even stricter penalties when it is carried out by a group or gang of perpetrators. Any members of the team convicted of this charge should face the maximum penalties as permitted by law as well as banishment from the university and NCAA competition.

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We are never going to know the actual truth about this case, but some credit should be given to the Duke University lacrosse team member that provided the police with this shitbags’ e-mail transmission.

THE NEW CLASSICS…

Monday, April 10th, 2006

polo '3' knit

The ADDICT always has to copp something crispy to open up a new season. Even though he has I.T.’s on ice from the 1980’s he has never been one not to look forward for the new hotness. His favorite label Polo Ralph Lauren is having their semi annual sale online.

When you shop at POLO.COM just type in the code SPRING2006 at your checkout to receive 30% off your total costs.

Thanks for the code AMANDA.

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