Archive for the ‘C.R.E.A.M.’ Category

GO CONDI! IT’s YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Monday, November 14th, 2005

dr rice

And you don’t look a day over 50.

WE ALL NEED BULLETPROOF WALLETS…

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

its like a jungle sometimes

Everytime someone sends me that silly e-mail about not buying gasoline on a certain day I always laugh to myself. It is the most ridiculous proposal to think that you could ever be more than a gnat on the arse of a corporation as big as British Petroleum or ESSO. If you really wanted to be serious about going thru a 24hour period without putting a dime in the pocket of the fossil fuel energy robber-barons then you wouldn’t be able to use any electricity for the day. That means no television, no telephone, and no hottdamn running water.

These greedy fucks don’t need your cash anyway. They have a license to print their own money. They make their own charge cards which have interest rates from 6% to 19.5% and they have grocery stores inside the service stations for you to use your ‘SpeedPass’ or whatever you call it. They got you when your’e sitting and when your’e shitting and they know it.

I find it equally incredulous that the entire Senate holds some photo-op press conference with their lunch buddies from Chevron and ESSO like they are going to take these fools to task. For Veteran’s Day I’ll bet you anything that the entire cabal will be on a golf course somewhere in Texas. These Senators were supposed to be our defenders, but they have sold us out for a week in the Bahamas.

Too bad we can’t send BILL FRIST to Aruba.

EDDIE MURPHY : SNEAK ‘HER PIMP

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

You can say what you want to about EDDIE MURPHY but as far as I can see he keeps his ho’s in a crispy pair of Air Force Ones everytime they step out.

my, my, my,

there you go

JESUS DRINKS WITH ME

Wednesday, November 9th, 2005

jesus juice

GENEVA JONES has shown me once again that I am not grinding hard enough for the scrilla.

A California couple jumped all over the ‘Jesus juice’ reference from the MICHAEL JACKSON child molestation trial and trademarked the name.

I remember back in the summer KING TEE and I were at some art gallery launch when I mixed Merlot with Coca-Cola. If I were on my grizzly back then I could have flooded the streets by now. No offense to N’awlins

Which reminds me… HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE BOUGHT A ‘KILL WHITE TEE!‘?!?

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Saturday, November 5th, 2005

champingo