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T.I.’s LOVE CHRIS ROCK!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

CHRIS and the T.I.'s

Comdian CHRIS ROCK has slammed DAVE CHAPPELLE in the press as being amatuerish for dismantling his show halfway through production of the third season. CHRIS is feeling himself right now due to the critical acclaim of his new show, ‘Everybody Hates Chris’.

If this were rap music, someone would get shot in a couple of days after the war of words had escalated to critical mass.

I am a little disappointed with CHRIS ROCK for being so publicly critical of DAVE CHAPPELLE. Didn’t CHRIS ROCK cancel production of his television show right before the season’s first taping? Wasn’t WANDA SYKES one of the many writers who quit the CHRIS ROCK show? Let me find out that CHRIS got a little bitch in him. I can’t say that I am surprised at CHRIS though. Homeboy has been in bed with the OWM for a hot minute now, so whomever he holds the umbrella for must have told him to berate DAVE.

This situation reminds me of a verse from a PUBLIC ENEMY song. “Every brother ain’t a brother, cause a Black hand squeezed on Malcolm X the man, the shootin’ of Huey Newton, from the hand of a nig they pulled the trig.”

REMY MARTIN Joins the R.O.C.?!?

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

diamonds are for REMY

As if JAY-Z didn’t have enough problems with JOE CRACK already, this news item comes down the turnpike.

“REMY MARTIN signs deal with ROC-A-FELLA Records and then calls FOXY BROWN a bitch!”

O.K., so that’s not a real headline yet, but don’t you see REMY MA flashing the ROC-A-FELLA diamond gang sign? Hmmm…

I will stay on top of this developing story.

Speaking of gang signs, I feel a contest coming over me. The first person that can tell me how many crappers are flipping gang signs in these photos should submit their answer to this post. I will be giving away copies of the MOS DEF audio experiment called ‘The New Danger’.

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Thursday, September 29th, 2005

'Tards

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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

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Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

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