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Health Is Wealth…

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

A few months back I was asked to try this product called OXYwater after their rep had watched my rants against 7-11. He told me that the product was a sports drink like nothing on the market because it didn’t have all the shiite that most sports drinks put into their formula.

Firstly, there was no sugar put into this drink. Not one stinking gram. There isn’t any sucralose or any of those carcinogenic fake sweeteners either. I h8 the taste of that shit. Next, there isn’t any caffeine to spike your metabolism. No carbs. No caffeine and no calories.

I know what your thinking too. This product must taste like shiite. Nope. It’s actually refreshing and clean. I’ll attribute that to the fact it has added oxygen. I’m thinking this beverage is like a hyperbaric chamber inside of a 20 oz. bottle. Because, who has the money to pay for a hyperbaric chamber in their crib.

OXYwater is for the rest of us. The regular people who live in America and prA’li need to have less sugar, high fructose corn syrup, sucralose, caffeine and calories in their diets. People just like me. I jumped at the opportunity to try this product as part of a tweak to my lifestyle.

I’m not gonna lie and tell you that I’m completely off Ghetto Big Macs, but I’m off soda and Slurpees and I’m also ex-ing Snapple from lifestyle as well. I’ll keep a running video series going of my progress with this amended diet just like you see all the Timberland and sneakers I love to talk about.

I’m trying something new for this next spin around the sun.

I’m trying OXYwater.

So should you.

www.tryOXYwater.com

Christmas Sweater Lifestyle…

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

There’s just a handful of days left before Christmas so if you were thinking about getting me a gift… Haha. nah, but f’real tho’ I’m starting to see retailers cut their prices crazily before Christmas.

Which means that the post-Christmas sales will be reedonk if you find something in your size. Be patient Internets, but stay thirsty.

MERRY #KICKSMAS FROM FOOTLOCKER…

Friday, December 16th, 2011

FooLocker Unlocked wants Sneaker Fiends Unite! fanboys to have a Merry Kicksmas so they are giving away giftcards to help you copp that pair you know you want. You were gonna copp that pair anyhoo, why not win a FootLocker giftcard to make it that much sweeter? Here’s all you have to do…

Tell me the names of these sneakers

Send your e-mail with the correct answers to the_dallas@dallaspenn.com

First three(3) correct respondents get the giftcards.

Deadstock Dallas @ DP.com…

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

The flea market hustle is for the birds. Especially since I was hanging around hipster runoff flea markets. Those dudes don’t appreciate my Dunks or Air Max like y’all do. That’s why I’m bringing Deadstock Dallas to DP.com so we can get some of these kicks moved out to better homes. Hopefully to people who will un-DS these shoes once and for all.

Here’s how simple the shit at Deadstock Dallas will work. I’ll post deadstock (never worn, never tried on) sneakers on the page with the total price (including S/H to anywhere in the continental 48 states*). If you want to fux with something you just need to hit me up at the e-mail address: the_dallas@dallaspenn.com

*I will ship to points outside of the U.S. but you gotta tell me where before I can give you a quote.

Nike Dunk CL Premium ‘JorDunk 2’ sz 12 – $60
The JorDunk is a Dunk x Jordan hybrid. The Dunk design with premium leather overlays to pay homage to iconic Air Jordan releases.

Nike Dunk CL Premium ‘JorDunk 7’ sz 11.5 – $60
The JorDunk is a Dunk x Jordan hybrid. The Dunk design with premium leather overlays to pay homage to iconic Air Jordan releases.

Nike Air Zoom MVP sz 11.5 – $60
The Air Zoom MVP is the signature show for All-Star point guard Steve Nash. The pop on these laces is what really attracted me. I should have known better than to buy them tho’ since I am definitely a sz 12.

Nike Huarache 2K4 ‘Kobe P.E.’ sz 12 – $100
The laser etching on these joints is sublime. If you know the Huarache 2K4 shoe then you know about its comfort and flexibility. This shoe is considered a ‘Player’s Exclusive’ because Kobe’s jersey number is embedded in the heel tab.

Nike Air Max 90 Premium ‘Chicago’ sz 12 – $100
The Air Max ’90 gets the premium leather treatment including an icy clear outsole with an image of the Sear’s Tower and Chi-town’s skyline on the bottom. Don’t pay Flight Club prices for these deadstock mint condition shoes.

MacheteVision Over Manhattan…

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

After successfully merc’king the stage at SouthPaw the homey MarQspekt met up with me in Manhattan for some end of the weak lifestyling.

Ralph Lauren is on sale all around the city starting with a private sale of Black and Purple label pieces in a midtown showroom. I thought about copping this suede fronted butters since everything was 75% off but I reined myself in at the last second recognizing that the cut on these items is for the Dallas from long ago.

Instead I linked up with ‘Spekt and we walked thru Bloomies. The Polo RL section in Bloomies is flooded with new and past season I.T.’s and they are the most organized of all the department stores I fux with. ‘Spekt copped some Polo smells and this MILFy latina saleslady gifted him with Polo branded portable speakers and Polo earbud headphones.

From Bloomies we took the Broadway line to 34th Street and hit up Macys. The miracle on 34th Street also had a 75% off rack with items that would possibly fit me sooner than anything from the Black label will and certainly fit my budget which is the priority. I stepped to this knit after peeping all the southwestern details.

Macys even got some of ‘Spekt’s show money for a knit ski hat he had been recklessly eyeballing back at Bloomies. From Macy’s we took to the streets to walk the 34th Street corridor. Timberland just opened a retail installation on West 34th this fall and I wanted to walk thru again just to see some of the products I’ve had on my wish list.

*Sidebar: Timberland sent me a pair of Abington hikers this week and they are in-Credible. I’m posting a video on these later today*

The Timberland store was pretty basic so the crew pushed onward and upward. Next stop was Lord and Taylor which is another spot I fux with that will pop off lifestyle sales on the low (you see what I just did?). I finally relented and copped this ski hat even tho’ I already have the blue c=based version. I’m such a fiend

For most people this would have been a great day and the movement could have been shut down at that point, but in my mind we were only halfway done. We hopped a bus on Madison Ave and rode that to the Polo mansion on 72nd Street. The Polo flagship store is only a 10min busride from the heart of the midtown Manhattan shopping district but it might as well be a million miles away.

I was reminded on this visit that I need to get my paper sky high if I want to get a shopping bag from this store. Scarves up in that store were costing sweater money. Sweaters were costing coat money. Don’t ask what the jackets were costing. The Polo mansion is still a mandatory experience for any wannabe lifestyler just to get your aspirations up to 1000.

After all this aspirational shopping you might would be famished. I definitely was and since we were on the upper east side we were only a few blocks from the spot my homey is managing – Dallas BBQ. This is the spot to power up for the right price. Chicken, ribs, burgers and the goblet of daquiri type drinks will have you twist rock.

Most people would have powered down after a hearty meal but we still weren’t finished after having the early dinner. ‘Spekt and I decided to walk off the meal and keep the excursion rocking. We had cut across the city all afternoon like a hot knife thru bread and then we even returned to Bloomies after feasting hardbody. ‘Spekt was looking for a sweatshirt and so was I. That’s when I decided to squeeze off on the hoody I was holding earlier.

The salesman on this visit made sure to add the store coupon to the tally and the final price was under $60. The sweatshirt ended up being cheaper than a Marshall’s purchase. The southwestern theme is ringing out heavy for me right now and the hoody fell in lockstep with my other acquisitions.

The linkup ended later on after parlaying at a recording session with Jarobi and Dres. This is how hard we go for the lifestyle on the regular. This is how we do when I’m doing it for TV. If you ’bout this lifestyle you might should holler at the kid.