It’s that time of the year I send out a post to all the readers of this site asking y’all to put something into the prA’li fund. The prA’li fund goes directly to paying for the shit this site needs to operate on the daily. We just renewed the server status with more memory and additional bandwidth. Maybe this year we’ll have as much traffic as NahRight? Ha, prA’li not, but at least we won’t have any outtages.
I can’t even tell you all the things that your prA’li support pays for. Snail mail is one of those things and your prA’li donation puts you on our snail mail list. Ever since my penpal days as a kid I love sending out my packages [ll]. Don’t be surprised either if your prA’li donation goes to other sundry necessities like my Chinese food and weed purchases. I’m sure it will. But at least be assured you put $5 on it.
I understand if you, the reader, don’t have a job, but then again I don’t want to think I speak to people who can’t afford to buy me a sandwich. That makes me think I’m doing the wrong thing by maintaining a website which talks to people who don’t have $5 to contribute to a page providing year round content. I’d love to think I speak to people who are college educated and in a mountain of debt due to a university.
Those are the types of readers who would truly appreciate the content provided here. Crushing debt is the great equalizer for humanity and it makes us grind that much harder to be freed from it, but sadly, the only freedom from debt is death. Still, under that mountain of debt I hope my friends and readers take a moment to enjoy a caffeinated beverage, or possibly some alcohol, maybe even a narcotic. That is the realm where DP.com falls in. I am your digital narcotic.
If you can’t support this website with a meager $5 spot ($4.50 after PayPal takes their blood) then maybe you need to go to the websites supported by the Complex Media Network or the RapRadars of the internets. The corporati-funded websites don’t need you like DP.com does, but DP.com doesn’t need you if you come from a place of entitlement that doesn’t respect our grind. We can do bad enough without you. Really.
There’s a small group of users who always put their money where their comments are and some of y’all support the prA’li movement without ever leaving a comment on any thread. I appreciate that and I do this for those of y’all who respect the info I drop on this page. $5 might be too much for some of you and if that is the case please upgrade your lifestyle. That shit is embarrassing. Even a crackhead can find $5 to get the shit he wants.
Support the DP.com prA’li movement and you are saving time on vowel and consonant usage. Time does equal money in some respects so by supporting and actively using prA’li you are consversely saving money.
The word ‘PROBABLY’ is too long and needs to be killed.
PrA’li Is 4 Life.
