Archive for the ‘C.R.E.A.M.’ Category

Trickle Down Is All But Dried Up…

Monday, June 27th, 2011

The U.S. economy is still stumbling along and the analysts are saying that it is because of slumping car sales!?! Like, duh, because there are NO jobs, and no one has any money to buy a car.

The U.S. economy will continue to shrink as long as the wealthiest top tier of Americans continue to receive all of the cash. The only thing that will be trickling down to the working class will be the urination from the penthouse airies.

Weather Warfare…

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

First off, let’s all agree that the internets was created mainly for nerds and conspiracy theorists alike. I mean, who else can take so much shit out of context as these two groups? I love the idea that the shadow government is using weather satellites around the globe to stir shit up.

Every earthquake, tornado, flood, volcano and hailstorm from this point forward will be blamed on the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program aka H.A.A.R.P. It does crazy shit with the ionosphere and is now even being blamed for the shift in the shift in the Earth’s poles. Kind of like a shift in the old Earth’s uterus, as it were.

Networked satellites zapping the upper atmosphere with radar waves I am loving the plotline as if it were coming straight from a Tom Clancy novel or a Marvel comicbook. Instead of S.H.I.E.L.D., H.Y.D.R.A. or Cobra putting this nefarious plan into effect it’s the U.S. government’s own agency D.A.R.P.A. or the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. Government offices like this are what the alphabet was created for.

The best thing about conspiracy theories is that they are more than likely true if there is some money to be made in them being accurate. Like, if you could ruin a country’s cash crop with bad weather and force them to buy your agricultural goods why wouldn’t you take advantage. All’s fair in love and capitalism, and just like with love, good capitalism means never having to say you’re sorry.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, June 18th, 2011

I finally came up on this pair of Air Max 24-7 from the Air Max Attack Pack.

SneakerCON NYC is popping off today so you might come up on something you missed from back in the day.

Hip-Hop’s Bible Is Back From Hell…

Saturday, June 18th, 2011

Combat Jack got me a placement in the latest The Source magazine. Forget all those articles I wrote for that Next Level magazine, this right here is what I am considering to be my first official piece.

It’s about the history of the Super Soaker which turned 20 this year. Did you know a Black dude had invented these joints? Here’s to hoping that Combat Jack can get me some more placements before its all said and done.

Pick up a copy of The Source and help support my sneaker acquisitions. Thank you.

Perp Walk Lifestyle…

Thursday, June 16th, 2011

Polo Ralph Lauren clothing is all about the aspiration for being something greater than you are. For being classier, for being worldlier, for being a better athlete. That dude from the Dos Equis commercials, he wears ONLY Polo Ralph Lauren.

So when news outlets began reporting on the trend for Mexican youth to crave these items as an imitation of the high profile drug traffickers who were caught wearing these shirts they quickly missed the point.

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Polo Ralph Lauren is crafted to describe wealth. The kind of wealth that even drug traffickers aspire to attain. Think about who in the world plays the sport of polo? Kings and royalty and the uber-riche. Yeah, the same rich fux who compete in yacht races.

For working class and poor people alike we dream of one day living a lifestyle so lavish and leisurely that we might not be able to wait until it finally happens. Donning a Polo Ralph Lauren shirt, or in the most extreme cases of poverty, a bootleg version, gives us that tiny little bit of status we need to get thru our miserable lives.