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Kiss Of Death To Mets’ Season…

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

Fred Wilpon, the owner of the New York Mets went on a tirade with a reporter and threw some of his teams better players under the bus. The funny thing is that most Mets fans will agree with his assessment of his team and the players in question.

I been knew David Wright wasn’t THE dude. I been knew Jose Reyes wasn’t THE kid. I been knew that Carlos Beltran wasn’t THE man. What I didn’t know was that the Mets were so deep in their pockets to Bernie Madoff that his ponzi scheme collapse would cripple this team worse than if Isiah Thomas had been the general manager.

The Mets took $5.9million due to Bobby Bonilla in 1999 and stretched it into 25 annual $1million payments. WTF?!? Oh I get it. The interest and returns on that $5.5 was going to pay for the Bonilla annuity payment. Bernie Madoff literally made the fux off. Wilpon has taken an emergency loan from MLB to cover some of his operating costs but the clock is ticking on his line of credit.

Looks like the Mets will be under new off field management before the season ends.

7-11 Are The Bloodsuckers Of The Poor…

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

The 7-11 convenience store in my neighborhood is operated by a cabal of pirates. These people frequently change prices to items within the store even if that item has a price tag or a posted price. I can realize that I’m not the only person they do this to, but I’m the only person who demands my rights as a customer.

I’m about to take this battle to the top of the veritable food chain at the corporation. Walk with me as I attempt to restore some equity to the American working poor.

So Amazing…

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

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Spiderman’s comicbook debut just sold for over a cool million.

With this info I would advise some of you to dig thru your mother’s basements for your lottery tickets.

Snail Mail Fail…

Saturday, March 5th, 2011

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Postal Service May Be Broke by October

I better get all my snail mail packs out to you dudes before August.

Support The DP.com Movement…

Friday, February 25th, 2011

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It’s that time of the year I reach out to my family and ask y’all to to put a few shekels in the DP.com tip jar aka the PrA’li button. Even some of my best internets friends have gone back to using the word ‘prolly’ because they don’t believe in the PrA’li movement any longer. I hope some of y’all still do. PrA’li don’t need a dub or even a dime to keep it moving. A five spot is all it takes to put your name on the DP.com snail mail list.

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