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All Day I Dream About Stormtroopers…

Friday, January 8th, 2010

clone trooper

Midtown Comics is having a 30% Off sale on back issues and action figures just in time for my paycheck so after I pay my late and past due bills I will surreptitiously put myself back on the poverty wheel, but I will have that Stealth Iron Man in my archive so don’t worry about me.

The real score at Midtown may be the Ralph McQuarrie Star Wars concept character designs that Hasbro made into action figures. The box sets were about $40 apiece the last time I floated thru Midtown. What’s 30% off of $40? Hmmm, still not too affordable yet, especially since AJ Wright is selling figures for $3.99 a pop. Amadeo, check your mailbox for an Imperial Stormtrooper and a Rebel Vanguard Trooper.

Speaking of Stormtroopers… My homeslice threw me this adidas link to show me the shoes that should have been part of the adidas x Star Wars pack. These joints are made for the sport of archery. The kicks are husky but I wouldn’t put them on a Stormtrooper. Memo to adidas: Back to the drawing board you losers.

clone trooper
clone trooper

Bankers Will Burst Bernanke’s Bubble…

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

mr.bubble

The much ballyhooed loan remodification program wasn’t the way to fix America’s economy. The same people that fuxed up the economy in the first place were given the bonuses. The US taxpayers were strapped with the paycheck to the tune of billions of dollars.

The Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke says that stronger regulation is the key to preventing another financial collapse. No one gets it, or worse, no one wants to face the facts that the logical evolution of capitalism is economic collapse upon the failure of businesses.

The culture of Wall Street can’t be changed just like sharks can’t be converted into vegetarians. Chairman Bernanke needs to wake up and smell the blood in the water.

Meet The Mess…

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

bay

I think Isiah Thomas has infiltrated the Metropolitans front office. The free agent signing of Jason Bay and the pursuit of backcatcher Benji Molina tells me that Omar Minaya is still searching for the right combination of beisbol players via throwing away money at overvalued free agents.

Keep it simple Omar. Bring in another pitcher. Philly got rid of Lee and acquired Halladay. The rich didn’t get richer, but the contenders went and got pitchers. If the Wilpons got it like that to spend (and they should since the taxpayers paid for their new stadium) they should get us another workhorse arm and a bonafide slugger who is just as respected in his clubhouse.

Other than that we don’t need a team that spends money like their neighbors on the other side of the TriBoro Bridge. We need an organization that knows how to develop a farm system which brings more young talent up from within. Spending money on the front end so that we don’t have to waste our dollars on overpriced mediocre free agents.

Can you do that Omar?

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, December 28th, 2009

deadstock dallas

I’m back in my parent’s basement where it all began for me back in the days. If I have ever had a Fortress of Solitude it has been in my folks’ home. I am invincible in my cubbyhole right next to the boilerroom.

I might could live down here permanantly too. Atlanta is like heaven for the SFU mentality. There are tons of sales and discount spots like Ross Stores and now AJ Wright is here in Atlanta as well.

I am going banana bread on come ups. I may not return to NYC with all these kicks but right now the addict is going IN. Here’s a list of my acquisitions so far. Let me know which joints you are feeling and which ones I might have to leave in the basement…

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Nike Zoom Javelin Elite
These shoes make no fux’n sense other than they were in Marshall’s for $20 cent and they look retarded. I’m never gonna throw a javelin, but I like the reassurance that if for some reason I get called to action at the next Olympiad because everyone else on the planet has died at least I will have the proper shoe on my feet instead of wearing a pair of Dunks or Air Max.

My name is Dallas and yes, I am an addict.

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Nike Dunk Hi
I go gaga (no paparazzi) for the Nike Dunk. 2010 is the 25th anniversary of the show so I expect to see some colorways and materials released the blow my fux’n mind. What also blows my mind is that Ross Stores was pumping these joints for $30. All the SFU-NYC tour veterans know that a $30 comeup is mandatory.

Ross Stores is my fave spot when I touch down in Atlanta. They always have something interesting at some highway fleamarket pricepoint.

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Nike Air Max Terra 90
This is the shoe that I have to put a question mark on top of. I loved the AMT90s I copped earlier this year. Those joints were crack. These, not as much.

The white midsole annoys me because it doesn’t have any relationship to the other colors on the shoe. The accent color that looks blue in the photo is actually eggplant. I can’t figure out how I am gonna splash hard in these joints. Lastly, the pricepoint was $50 and I feel like these shoes need to be in the $30-$40 range.

Okay, these go back to Ross.

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Nike SB Premium Lo
These Dunk Lo’s were nicknamed the ‘Asparagus’ and I wasn’t really attracted to them previously. It helped this time that they were on sale for $60 at a skate shop in Kennesaw. So now I’m calling them my ‘Piney Woods Holidaze’ because no one tells me what to name my fux’n shoes!

True Internets Backstory: In the parking lot this random kid asked me if I was the dude from the internet. I laughed and told him I was. We chopped it up for a minute because he couldn’t understand why I was in an Atlanta suburb. I told him the internets was worlwide and that I was also somewhere else at that very moment. That totally confused son and I used the awkward silence to give him a quick dap and scuttle off.

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Nike SB Premium Hi
Another SB sale comeup were these joints nicknamed the ‘Wet Floors’. If I had it like that I would have bought two pairs at $50 per. Instead of ‘Wet Floors’ I’m calling these my ‘Wu-Flu’ since they are a killer bee colorway.

I might need an intervention while I am here in Atlanta. SFU NYC tour veteran Nattiez is in the ‘A’ right now as well. He’s trying to get me back into the strip joints. Knowing me, I’d rather get my hands on a pair of SB ‘Wu-Flus’ than put shoe money in a fluesy’s hands. Ya’ deeg?!?

Home For The Holidays…

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

evict

CitiBank has suspended their foreclosures for the rest of the year so that means we have a stay of execution until at least the King holiday weekend.

So what will I do with my newfound freedom?

I’m going back to my mother’s basement.

I’ll be in Atlanta for the next two weeks do holler at me if you are in that region and we can prA’li get up and shoot the shit. Don’t invite me to any party tho’ unless that shit is an obama. My shit is broker than a joke right now.