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Reservations in the Sky: CO-OP CITY (2006 B.W.A. Nominee)

Friday, August 25th, 2006

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Dedicated to JASON BRIAN BARCLAY 5.21.1977-8.15.2006
Rest in peace young brother, Section 5 for life.

I spent a lot of time when I was young in the care of my grandparents, particularly my great-grandmother. To this day she is probably my single most powerful connection to GOD. If you have a grandmother and she loves you a lot then multiply that feeling exponentially. There isn’t a more developmentally encouraging person that I can think of for someone under 5 years of age.

The GOD reference was apropo too since my great-grandmother lived on the 25th floor of her apartment building and you couldn’t convice me otherwise that her apartment wasn’t Heaven. On a foggy overcast morning if you looked out the window you looked down on the clouds. They were so thick and cumulus that some kids thought they could ride them away. Unfortunately back then the city had no laws requiring child safety bars for hi-rise apartment building windows and every so often a mother’s anguished banshee wail would echo through the cavernous canyons of buildings. I guess you can’t have Heaven if there is no Hell.

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My great-grandmother knew that she didn’t have to worry about me losing my sense of perspective even at that early age. She kept me busy with her cooked food, her card games and her love for mystery novels. She was an avid reader and I don’t even recall her watching anything on television, except when she let me watch Sesame Street. Her transistor radio in the kitchen was never turned off, but it was never too loud either. Just a calm sound that couldn’t replace the din of an energetic three year old. True story is that I don’t remember being three years old, but I remember my great-grandmother. I remember her voice and I remember her food.

My great-grandma was old school before I had even gone to school. Great-grandma was born on the island of Nevis in 1894 so by the time I touched down she had already seen the best and worst of all people. Her husband was a tall Irish-American immigrant, Mr.O’LOUGHLIN, who was renowned for threatening all the neighborhood rapscallions that might gaze for too long at any of his daughters or nieces. Mr.O’LOUGHLIN passed away when I was too young to have known him, but everyone that knows us will tell you that I have at least two of his traits. His eye for beautiful women and his oversized liver.

My great-grandmother certainly made up for any of Mr.O’LOUGHLIN’s lessons that might have been issued to me. Later in the day I would be joined by my grandmother and my grandfather. My grandmother was more or less the captain of the team that lived in Co-op City. They had all moved from my great-grandmother’s house in Queens to this brand new development in the Bronx.

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Modeled after some technologically tremendous European residential architecture(pictured above), Co-op City was one of the largest housing initiatives ever created. The City housed almost sixty-thousand people in over 15,000 housing units. There were incredible amenities in this City within the city. Apartments were heated and cooled with centralized air conditioning. Each building had a multi-user laundromat. The ground floors of the apartment buildings hosted various medical offices for all the seniors that were part of the development. I think that was the appeal for my grandmother on behalf of my great-grandmother. The City’s site plan was so organized that you didn’t have to cross a street to get to the supermarket, the deli, the dry cleaners or the schools. This was from its inception a master plan that lent its design to utopian communism. Co-op City also had the greatest number of Black, Brown, Red, Yellow and white peoples living within the same zip code.

From the mind of a five year old child this was my favorite place on Earth, but under the surface of this faux forced utopia were the undercurrents of social unraveling on a grand scale. Co-op City for all of its charm and extravagance could not escape the real world right across the street. The Bronx is the poorest section of America per capita and Co-op City would not be exempted. In order for the developers of Co-op City to secure the Federal H.U.D. money to create the development there had to housing set aside for people receiving Federal and state income supplements. The developers designed the city so that this area where their ‘Section 8’ tenants would reside was separated from the primary housing block. They were provided with their own shopping cluster and primary grade schools, but the high school students would be required to travel by public bus. The area of Co-op City that housed primarily all of the developments welfare recipients was further sequestered from the larger complex by being on the opposite side of the Hutchinson River. Occasionally, the drawbridge that you had to cross to enter that section would be raised if there was a barge traveling up the river.

There was certainly a distinction made between the residents of Section 5 and the rest of the Co-op City residents in Sections 1-4 (no relation to ‘Section 8’). These differences would manifest themelves at the local high school, HARRY S. TRUMAN, where children from middle class aspiring parents comingled with the children of parent(s) who may not have shared those same values. I believe this was the failure of Co-op City and the subsequent failure of residential communities of even smaller scales. A community’s value system will be reflected by it’s most mediocre denizens, where those that have a higher value system will displace themselves or be shunted altogether. High rise apartment complexes work in European cities because they are occupied by residents who share the same class value system. There won’t be any pissing in the hallways in Glasglow, not because they are more civilized, but because that is never projected as an option to using the bathroom.

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The residents in Co-op City began to reflect the values of people that feel like they have no stake in the place that they reside. Simple issues like litter can become tremendous issues when you contemplate the magnitude of 60,000 people all living within the same 300 acres. Trust me, there’s no longer any room to breathe. Co-op City barely made it through New York City’s fiscal crisis during the 1970’s. City services like mass transit and garbage collection were severely halted. Roadway repair was also non-existant and this was an area of the Bronx that residents needed to drive to and from their jobs if they had one. Now try to imagine the resulting clamor when the mid-1980’s recession and drug explosion took hold of the city. This much ballyhooed model community was under siege. The last remaining white residents fled from Co-op City as if it were the Titanic sinking in the middle of the ocean.

The diversity that began when this city first opened its doors was no more. It was now metamorphisized into the largest Federal housing project in the country. More reflective of the southern Bronx neighborhoods like SoundView and Hunts Point as opposed to the diverse middle class western Bronx enclaves like Marble Hill and Riverdale. Co-op City is a great study in urban design and planning, but I think it serves as a better example for socio-economic trends. This is why many whites are opposed to sharing zip codes with different peoples. If the vales of new residents doesn’t at least meet those of the incumbent community you will have a loss of property value. Transversely, if new residents into a community value their property they will be able to displace the incumbent community who does not have those values.

So now when I look at high rise apartment buildings I see them as just ‘Reservations in the Sky’. Instead of giving away multi-acre tracts of land for people to establish their communities the government is stacking houses on top of one another so much like LEGO blocks.

Baseball Just Doesn’t Give a BUCK (2006 B.W.A. Nominee)

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

who gives a buck

L.M., P-City, TONY and RAFI are the only losers readers visiting this crappy website that still care about beisbol so this post is for them. No brokeback, of course.

What is all of this noise about concerning JOHN JORDAN ‘BUCK’ O’NEIL and his omission from the Major League Basebal Hall of Fame. BUCK must have one of the best rabbis on his home team, because I have never seen the New York Times fellate a Black man this much since they pulled their silver spoons out for MALCOLM GLADWELL’s ballsachs. Although, since MALCOLM is a tragic mulatto I guess that doesn’t really count as Black then does it?

All this liberal boohooing and handwringing is coming from the very same sportswriters that have elected NOT to vote BUCK into baseball’s prestigious Hall of Fame. Well if all of you sage and just writers really wanted this old codger to be able to smell the roses while he was still breathing you would have voted for him. No sense in giving a Black any credit while they are alive anyhoo I guess. Just look at how 3-6-MAFIA acted.

GEORGE VECSEY waxed poetically about how the sky would have opened up and baseball might have finally exorcised all of the ghosts of greatness overlooked and most times outright denied.

GEORGE needs to stop smoking that WHITNEY HOUSTON, or to keep things in a baseball perspective, stop sniffing my man DWIGHT GOODEN’s white pudding. BUCK O’NEIL is a pioneer that’s for sure, and there are many other Negro Leaguers that played the greatest pasttime with verve and skill. The Hall of Fame should recognize all of the Negro League players. For a select few of them skin color was the least of their disabilities.


RONNY ‘TURKEY LEG’ JENKINS

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RONALD JENKINS was from a small Tennessee coal mining town. At the age of 16 he lost part of his left leg in a mule cart accident, but that didn’t deter him from pursuing his dream of playing baseball. He fashioned a prosthetic limb for himself made with scrap wood from the dining room table in his parents’ house. He promised his parents that one day he would return to them with a new table so that they wouldn’t have to eat dinner sitting on the floor any longer.

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RONNY was well known for his grace in the outfield, but it was his world class speed that would make him a Hall of Fame caliber Negro Leaguer. RONNY set records in the league for stolen bases during 4 consecutive seasons. He averaged more than 3 steals per game in three of those years. It wasn’t unreasonable for RONNY to score from first on an infield ground ball to the pitcher. RONNY would swipe third so often it was renamed ‘Turkey base’

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Much fuss was made of the incident where RONNY’s prosthetic leg failed during a game and he had the wherewithall to hop all the way to home plate. RONNY played for the Detroit Stars for twelve years and he came to be regarded as one of the clutch players in the league. RONNY’s smooth style on the field was complemented by his grace off the field. After his retirement he became a local celebrity in the Detroit swingdancing scene.

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EVERETT ‘BAT MAN’ BAILEY
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Of all the unsung Negro League heroes the ‘BAT MAN’ is my personal favorite. He played for the Kansas City Monarchs during the same years as BUCK and SATCHEL PAIGE did. EVERETT was no ordinary ball player because he was completely blind. A childhood disease had robbed him of his eyesight, but not of his spirit or his will to play the game. EVERETT was Kansas City’s second best pitcher next to SATCHEL PAIGE

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You ask how Everett was able to pitch despite the fact that he was 100% blind and I tell you that he was a genius. LARRY BROWN, the great Negro League catcher would yell to EVERETT, telling him if the batter was left or right-handed, tall or short. All EVERETT had to do was rear back and release his fastball. What gave EVERETT an extra level of unorthodoxy was the fact that he would release the pitch as he jumped into the air.

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Surprisingly enough, EVERETT had an extremely low rate of hit batsmen and a high number of strikeouts. Between EVERETT BAILEY and SATCHEL PAIGE you were lucky to get on base when you played the Monarchs. But the real reason that I liked the ‘BAT MAN’ so much was because he was a prolific hitter. The ‘BAT MAN’ hit over .400 for his career. Can you imagine how good he might have been if he could have seen the ball?!?

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The ‘BAT MAN’ used the son of the team’s equipment manager as his assistant. He trained his ears to respond to only that voice in a crowded ballpark of thousands, maybe millions. The young man would scream out two words descrptions of the pitches that were being hurled and with that information the ‘BAT MAN’ was able to make contact with the ball. Getting around the bases was another issue and the ‘BAT MAN’ was usually replaced with a pinch runner after he had stumbled to first base and the play had been stopped. That is why the rule exists today that when a player is replaced by a pinch runner he has to leave the game.

It’s not as though I am hating on BUCK O’NEIL its just that there are many players from the Negro Leagues that have left an indelible mark on this game The fact that there aren’t too many Blacks who are into baseball now is another reason that I am loathe to bequeath an honor upon another jig sportsman. If BUCK O’NEIL could bring some of that crap music jig bling money into the stadiums then maybe it would be fine to put him in the Hall.

As it stands I do think that BUCK does deserve some kind of recognition for living to be 94 years old in racist azz Jim Crow Missouri.

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DALLASPENN.COM: 2006 BLACK WEBLOG AWARDS NOMINEE

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

2006 black weblog awards

I’m still a little shocked that this site was nominated for any category within the 2006 Black Weblog Awards program since we are so new to the scene. It seems like we’ve garnered a loyal following in our almost one year of web existence. The only way I can think of repaying the readership is by continuing to post the content that makes this site fun and provacative.

Shouts to all of the other nominees and shouts to all of the readers out there that give our lives some purpose. Without y’all I’m just a homeless guy talking to himself on the street.

HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY… (2006 B.W.A. Nominee)

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

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I hope that all of y’all are doing something special with your OLD EARTH today. When I say OLD EARTH you understand that I am referring to DUKES a/k/a ‘NANNA a/k/a MURR a/k/a _______________ [you fill in name]. I owe so many mothers some love today that I think the rest of May should have me bringing someone flowers. Without these loving mothers and women I wouldn’t be here today talking my talk. So if you don’t mind I would like to put something in the atmosphere for the ears of the great GOD. Thank you…

Mom(first and foremost), Mrs. SHERIE GOLD-BROWN, Mrs. RENEE BANKS, Mrs. VIOLA BROWN, Mrs. BERYL O’LOUHGLIN, Mrs.MARY EDMONDS, Mrs. FRANCIS GRIFFITH, REVEREND BENNETT, Mrs. PAT RICHARDSON, Mrs. WILLIAMS, Mrs. WASHINGTON, Mrs. SIFONTES, Mrs HARRIS, Mrs. RICHARDS, Mrs. CORTES, Mrs. DECARAVA

I love you…

I love all of the women that I know that aren’t mothers too. You will be one day and you will have the responsibility of teaching some rascally ne’er-do-well like myself that the world is mine. Not to be abused or manhandled, but to be cherished and respected. You will teach me to appreciate my life and the lives of others. The biggest responsibility that you future mothers will hold is to teach the children to love. In the end, love is all that we have to give.

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A True Life Love Story…

My biological dad died when I was four years old and that was the last time that I would see his mother, my grandmother. I couldn’t remember her face if you gave me a picture of her, but I remembered where she lived. Her Manhattan apartment building had a playground in front of it. There were monkey bars and a see saw. Call me crazy but I also remember my dad playing with me in the playground. The apartment building was that 1960’s tan industrial brickface. It must have been pretty and shiny when it was first constructed. Time and New York City traffic have sooted the bricks into an almost graphite hue. I remember this building like it was yesterday.

Except it wasn’t yesterday, it was 15 years later and I hadn’t seen my grandmother, my aunts, my uncles or my cousins in all of that time. Even though we lived in the same city. Then one day I was with T.C. sneaker shopping on Essex Street. We crossed over to the south side of Delancey Street. We were looking for that exclusive sneaker crack that the Delancey Street strip was world famous for. The thing about Manhattan today, and forever, is that it is this place of infinitely imaginable possibilities. If you can think about it then it prah’lee exists in Manhattan. If not Harlem, then surely Chinatown, but it exists and you can find it. As we walked down Essex Street I recognized the apartment building on the corner of Grand Street. I told T.C. that was the building that my dad’s mother lived in. I told him that I had not seen her since I was four and here I was going on 21yrs old. T.C. in his matter of factly attitude said I should go see her. I didn’t think too much of it but I looked back at the building one last time just to confirm all the memories that it was invoking.

After T.C.’s death there were a few promises that I wanted to keep to him. One of them was to go visit my dad’s mother on the Lower East Side. She had the same phone number after all of those years. I introduced myself, “Hello, good afternoon is this Mrs. MARY EDMONDS?” She replied a little curtly as if she were annoyed, “Yeah, who’s this?” My answer was, “This is DALLAS, your son DALLAS’ son, DALLAS.” The line went quiet for a few seconds. When she spoke again her voice was trembly and unsure. “H-h-how are you?” she asked me. “I’m okay,” was my reply, “and I’m downstairs around the corner on Delancey”. She paused for a moment and then decided to invite me upstairs to her apartment.

She had the apartment of a grandmother. It was neat but it was filled with so many interesting artifacts. Thousands if not millions of pictures seemed to occupy the bookshelves and cabinets that were in her living room. There were all kinds of fixtures and trinkets that had their heydays in another generation. My grandmother wasn’t too tall and she wasn’t too short. She had all of her teeth in her mouth so that allowed me understand her clearly. She didn’t seem too old to me. Not grandma old. But she was old, and she was sick. My grandmother had been discharged from Beth Israel hospital just the day before. She had been in the hospital for more than a month receiving treatment for her liver condition. Grandma didn’t expect to leave the hospital standing up, and neither did her doctors.

She quietly stared at me for so long as I told her about my life up to that point. I was a little confused about why I never heard from her or saw her for all of these years. My grandma explained to me that my father was the eldest of her thirteen children. He wasn’t the first to die. She would bury five of her own children. She had spent the last twenty years in a manner similiar to the twenty years previous to that. She was an alcoholic and by now her body was ravaged and on the cusp of a total shutdown. Grandma had actually slipped into a coma during her stay in the hospital. She apologized to me for never writing to me for Christmas or my birthday.

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My grandma went into her bedroom and when she came back out into the living room she had a hand drawn portrait of me that she said my father did. True story is that I didn’t have a moustache on that day and the drawing looked just like me. Round Charlie Brown head and all. She didn’t have any other picture of me and she said she kept that to remind her of me. My grandma was funny and frank. I like when you hear old people talk with profanity. I spent the evening at her apartment while she called all of my fathers’ siblings that lived in New York. I felt a little weirded out because I couldn’t remember a single one of these people, and they all looked at me as if they had seen me before. I went back to my apartment that night with a strange sense of completion. In my mind I believe that T.C. was in the sky with DALLAS making sure that everything popped off right.

I visited my grandma after that night and we even went out a couple of times. We went to the circus because she said he had never been before and we went to see that play at the Beacon Theater called “God’s Trying To Tell You Something”. The Beacon Theater hosts all those chitlin circuit prouction that have made TYLER ‘Teh Ghey’ PERRY so nigger-rich and ‘hood famous. I can’t remember what the play was about, but my grandma liked it and I liked the fact that I could do something for her. As sassy as the characters in those plays are is how sassy my grandma was. She chided me for being fat and that made me feel a kind of way. I felt like giving her a snappy retort about alcohol, but for once in my life my mouth didn’t engage. So I spent the rest of the night stewing because I had been ‘ethered’ by my grandma.

My birthday was coming up and my grandma asked me what I would like. Since she didn’t have a dough like that I told her that I didn’t want anything at all, but she wouldn’t have that answer. Sha asked me what cake I liked to eat, since I obviously liked to eat. Dohh! Ethered again by a senior citizen. I told her that I only liked one cake and that was strawberry shortcake. My grandma said she would make me one for my birthday. When my birthday came grandma called me up and told me to come and get my cake. I was a little nervous about the whole thing, but my mom told me that when she was married to DALLAS it was Mrs.EDMONDS that taught her how to cook. That had been her profession when she had worked and she was more ‘hood famous than that cross-dressing cupcake.

I don’t know what to tell y’all other than the fact this cake was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. The puffy, soft angel food layers were tripled stacked and each layer was covered in strawberries and hand made whipped cream. The way she had cut the strawberries, and the hand made whipped cream… If you ever have hand made whipped cream that is doubled or tripled whipped then you can imagine what my grandma’s cake tasted like. I normally bull doze through my food but I took my time with this cake. It took me about two weeks to finish. The last pieces I would enjoy only having one bite per day. As I can remember my grandma’s present right now think I just got a piece of dust in my eye.

I called my grandma to thank her for the cake and to just say hi. My aunt DONNA picked up the phone and when I asked to speak to my grandma she told me that MARY EDMONDS had died two days ago.

That present was what was left of my grandma’s life essence. She gave that to me as her gift for not seeing me for all of those years. I honestly don’t fault her because the memory that I keep in my mind is the playground in front of her building and her hand made triple layer strawberry shortcake. True story.

The Secret War On The Old EARTH (2006 B.W.A. Nominee)

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006

the old earth

An article in the March ’06 Harpers Magazine exposed the genocidal griminess of the medical industrial complex. The article opened with the story of a working class mother from Memphis who was pregnant and coerced into taking an HIV test. She received a false positive and since the doctors didn’t administer a back up test she was labeled to have HIV. Fearful that she would pass the HIV to her yet unborn child she agreed to become part of a clinical trial that was using a combination of anti-HIV drugs. What she and the other women in this trial were not told was that the drugs that they would be receiving were actually pathogens. Designed to break down the immune system by giving it toxins that the body would have to fight. The duration that these toxins needed to destroy their host was the true subject of the study.

This particular woman, JOYCE ANN HAFFORD, a healthy 33yr. old probably didn’t have HIV, but she had the disease with the deadliest combinations of symptoms inside of America. She was a Black, single, working-poor mother. Mrs.HAFFORD used the HIP centers and the free clinics that so many of us rely upon inside of our cities. When you are uninsured and unable to afford the services provided at a private practice you become the human equivalent of a test animal. In the case of Mrs.HAFFORD, her demise was from massive organ failure and not AIDS.

Pharmaceutical companies, with the blessings of the Federal Drug Administration and the National Institutes of Health use urban health clinics to sample thousands of proposed trial medications. Many of these trials test the levels at which patients can consume lethally toxic drugs. This is far worse than the Tuskeegee study which was about administering a debilitating, albeit non-lethal, dose of syphillis to men and analyzing the effects over time.

The drugs used in these trials were known for their rampant toxicity. AZT in a branded combination called Combivir was lauded for the test tube trials in which it killed HIV-infected blood cells and prevented them from replicating. The truth is that AZT prevents all cells from reproducing and kills all cells especially healthy ones is not the info that is put on the table. Instead I see MAGIC JOHNSON doing ads for pharmacuetical giant Glaxo-SmithKline. This is the same company that has been sued by African nations for price gouging on its medical patents. Apparently the only drugs that Glaxo will give away for free are the ones that will kill you quickly.

What is also becoming apparent is that HIV/AIDS does not have a clear definition or symptomology. Did you know that depending on what country in Africa you are from determines your presumed HIV status? The World Health Organizations give pharmaceutical giants free reign to distribute any trial medications throughout the continent. I can accept the genocide that is waged daily on African peoples in Africa because I am not over there. I will not accept the genocide that is being administered on intraveneous drug users and Black women right here in my community. When you watch OPRAH this afternoon peep how many commercials she runs for prescription drugs. You better believe someone is making her rich when she says that down-low Black men are responsible for the spike in African American women contracting HIV. EDDIE MURPHY can’t be having sex with everybody. OPRAH is going to have to stop co-signing these pharmaceutical companies on the one hand and then posing as a champion of Black womanhood on the other side.

Pharmaceutical giants, the FDA and the National Institutes of health are fighting a secret war against the old Earths. Will you take a stand?

rest in peace mrs.francis