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Who Killed Biggie Smalls?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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The tragic murder of Christopher Wallace is still being felt in the boro that he hailed from. The Kings county streets still want justice for their fallen general.

Who is behind the murder of Biggie Smalls? Why hasn’t this murder or that of 2Pac Shakur been solved after more than ten years each. I watch these detective shows that solve murders along with prosecuting trials and all of that happens under an hour.

Before the next sad anniversary the murderer of Biggie Smalls must be found. Or should I say, revealed…

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UnKut: Best Mixtape Of 2010…

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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You might’a caught this joint already if you fuxes with Nah and the DopeBoyz. Even OhWord had the link to this compilation posted earlier this week. Queens get the money better late than never. UnKut is the reason for THIS blog. Shouts to Jerry and Hydra Entertainment.

From Queensbridge projects up Queens Boulevard to Sutphin and the southside, Robbie even has the Rockaways on lock. If you are from Queens and you rap, and Robbie doesn’t have your tracks you might have to move to another boro. The Counterstrike compilation features some of Queens best emcees and is curated by UnKut.com and is hosted by the bouncemaster DooWop.

Killa Sha appears on tracks and earns his posthumous props that he thoroughly deserved when he was here with us. The joint with ShaLoomie and G Rap is one of my favorite songs of 2010. Screwball’s KL, CNN’s Capone and even more QB Queens flavor. I still can’t believe Robbie does his .mp3 crate digging all the way across the globe in Australia. UnKut.com is the internets foremost rap paleontologist. This mixtape plays like an underground Hip-Hop archaeological find.

Before you pick up the Consequence ‘Movies On Demand’ mixtape make sure you DL the Counterstrike compilation for all that good retrograde Queens rap shit.

Download links…
Counterstrike – 128kps
Counterstrike – 256kps
Counterstrike – Webstream

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Footprints In Fort Greene…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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The red area in the image above describes the footprint of the Atlantic Yards development site. It stretches from Atlantic and 4th Avenues all the way east to Vanderbilt Avenue. As wide as Atlantic Av to Dean Street in most parts for a total of 22.5 acres overall. Simply put, the site is GINORMOUS.

The Internets Celebrities have visited several completed sports complex sites in Yankees Stadium and CitiField but the Atlantic Yards site makes those others pale in comparison considering the amount of humanity that is being displaced just to get the project underway.

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We brought some good focus and determination to our shooting in and around the AY perimeter last weekend. The pic above is the IC Illuminati hand grip. It can only be done in a threesome [ll]. Actually, you need to really orgy it out otherwise no one could take the pic. Shouts to Ian Savage on the lenses.

Cas posted a drop over at IC.com about the shoot.

‘Stadium Status’ is proceeding lovely if too slowly for some of the internets liking, but I feel like we are the truth on slow boil. The simmering truth if you will.

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Consider that in San Francisco, one of the places where the IC’s have won a film festival, a McDonald’s franchise has poached the idea of the Futuristic Brunch. We don’t sweat the swaggerjacking tho’ because as your fave futurists we was already on to the next.

Ghetto Big Mac III will begin filming as soon as we wrap up ‘Stadium Status’. I think it will be the best film you ever watched about McDonald’s. I’m hoping we can get Grimace to make a small cameo [ll]. McD’s is reportedly laying off all their ‘gender neutral’ characters. The Fry Guys are getting the ax as well. Turns out one of the guys was actually a girl with a strap on. I’m gonna give a long, hard look at the longest fry in the pack now.

We have a another small project in the planning stages as well. We may even do a short on why you shouldn’t try to cut your own hair? BTW, ICs FTW.

CHEA!

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FOXY BROWZ…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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I read an iHipHop article about Foxy Brown and Ron Browz working together in the studio and my mind immediately lit up.

Can you imagine a reality show with crazy ass Fox Boogie and the auto-tuned one hit wonder Ron Browz?

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These two meatballs would try to start a business. An eyebrow threading salon in Harlem called ‘Foxy Browz’. I think they would have to put some African chicks in there to do braiding as well. Of course, they would have a recording studio in the back.

So where do I go to when I have these moments of unmitigated pop culture creativity? TWitter, natch. This is where I like to go to ruminate on issues of the day.

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Or whatever shit just pops into my head [ll].

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But mostly I just talk my shit. To be perfectly 1000 with y’all, TWitter and the loss of my video camera is the reason this blog fell the fux off.

140 characters (spaces included) >>> 600 word drops

Maybe that isn’t entirely the truth, but TWitter is globalized text message catharsis and trust me that you will want to be on TWitter when the Oscars are awarded. Watching an awards show while logged on to TWitter is like sprinkling your Newport 100 with cocaine. That shit turns into a 1000000millie.

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If you tried to follow me on TWitter using the sidebar on this site you would have wound up at my previous TWit ID. I change them joints like my underwear. Okay, I change my drawls more often, but I keep it moving on TWitter. You can find me now @Rant_Sum, but I am already preparing my latest TWit ID – @Google_Blax. I’m saving that shit tho’ for the return of the Blax Headroom show.

Just know that I keep my priorities posted.

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Queen’s Day In Kings County…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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Tonite is the Target 1st Saturday event at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. 1st Saturday is always filled with music, art and energy. The dance party for this evening looks like a winner. They’ve got a real deejay and she is going to focus on highlighting the women of soul and rap music.

I expect there to be a gang of sexy high heels walking around the building. Museum chicks >>> club chicks. Actually, they are all one in the same except when club chicks go to the museum they are better behaved. Bring your flask fellas because tonite will be one of THOSE nights.

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In honor of Nefertiti and the other African queens that will be present at this event I am popping tags on a crisp pair of New Balance 1300s. These joints were made in England. Polo Ralph Lauren will also be in effect as you might imagine.

If you aren’t doing anything later on and you can afford the free cover charge of zer-0 dollars and zer-0 cents you should fall through the Brooklyn Museum of Art. The event begins at 5pm but the dance party doesn’t start until 9pm.

I went looking for an image of my sneakers and I came across a pic of this colorway NB1300s. I have to find these joints now. These are definitely ‘Blu Cheez’.

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