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Don’t H8 The Ruffian’s New Year…

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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My Chi-Town nigga on the trigger is jumping off his birthday party tomorrow night at one of the city’s number one hangouts in the Meatpacking District [ll]. Lotus.

If you ever heard the rapper’s talk about Lotus then you already know. I think this was where Remy Martin had been getting her drink on before she shot her homey.

I’m mad that I have to miss this jumpoff since it looks like it will be a legendary night. I’ll be in Atlanta already by the time you read this shit, but if you are looking to party like a rockstar fall through this popoff. The added plus is that super sneaker fiend DJ Clark Kent will be on the set.

I need to politic with that brother too.

Anyhoo…

Lotus
409 West 14th St.
Friday, March 28, 2008, 11:00pm

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TAKASHI MURAKAMI @ Brooklyn Museum of Art

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

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Your favorite rapper’s favorite graphic artist opens a spring exhibition at my favorite art museum beginning with the ‘First Saturday’ party on April 5th.

The Brooklyn Museum of Art’s First Saturday program is what every museum and library would love to be. All the galleries are open and free to the public. The Brooklyn Museum of Art has a vast collection of Egyptian artifacts and African art that will blow your mind.

Peep this hand-carved and hand-painted coffin from Ghana, Africa…

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This is what I call keeping your shit fresh to DEATH.

Even in the afterlife, sonn is styling on fools.

The ‘First Saturday’ party on April 5th will be about styling on fools as well. Soul, funk and Hip-Hop will be spun by one of these Japanese cats who prides himself on crate-digging. I need to holler at my boy DAN NISHIMOTO to find out if he curated this dude. Nonetheless, this will be one of the premier events at the Brooklyn Museum of Art that I haven’t seen in a long time.

Anime movies will be screened in the theatre, anime art will receive some shine, your boy DALLAS will mos def be rocking some of his most flavorful apparel. It will be a good day all around. I hope I see you in the building.

Brooklyn Museum of Art First Saturday

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The Pee Is Still Free @ i.C.

Monday, March 24th, 2008

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Your friends, the iNternets Celebrities, cordially invite you and a friend to drink someone else’s wine and eat someone else’s food for FREE 2nite!

Rooftop Films is hosting an evening of short films in the swanky Chelsea Food Market. One block north from the new flagship Apple superstore and right across the street from the even swankier Maritime Hotel. This is some classy shit so I hope we can bring our community’s acute sense of social justice and love for all things free to the venue. But mostly our ability to eat any party out of their hors’d’oeuvres.

What: Rooftop Films New York Non-Fiction Short Film Screening Extravaganza!
When: 2nite! 7pm, March 24th
Where: Chelsea Market, 725 9th Ave, btwn 15th and 16th Streets
Who: The iNternets Celebrities opus to the act of doing a #1 (Urine Nation) and a list of New York City centric film shorts plus a live band.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, March 21st, 2008

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I am fucking with A.J. Wright something serious right now. The economy is still fucked the fuck up and I can’t afford to be buying shit at MSRP. Otherwise known as manufacturer’s suggested retail price. A.J. Wright is selling shit far below MSRP. These niggas damn near have thrift store prices. Take a look at the Air Tech Challenge Retro selling for a cool thirty cents.

aj wright

Their prices are so crazy I even considered copping these Dominican dancehall specials for when I wear my MC Hammer slacks and do the bachata. $11 yucks sonn! Yeah, I know, this would have been wild puerto rican Mexican of me to rock these, but c’mon… $11 NIGGA!

aj wright

Mi swagger es muy fantastico