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POLITRICKS 2008: Servicing Public Servants…

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

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It’s a shame to me that I have to turn my thoughts away from my dysfunctional lust for sneakers to think about the dysfunctional lust of sneaky politicians.

If you haven’t heard or read the news already let me keep it simple. The New York governor, ELIOT SPITZER, was caught with his pants around his ankles, literally.

Shit is fucked the fuck up in the statehouse right now on several different levels. The steely public image of the governor is shattered. Mainly, because now there is this ironic hypocrisy factor. The governor came into office from the vantage point of a lawman who would shake the trees to vett out corruption and restore integrity to the governor’s mansion. SPITZER’s resume and reputation were unassailable. He had made his career on attacking the establishment and dismantling the entrenched, embedded old boy network from New York City to Albany.

This brought a lot of haters to SPITZER’s doorstep. Quiet as shit is kept I think that even people within the Democratric party were shook by SPITZER. His hard charging approach would turn over every stone and would stop at nothing, even if that meant throwing fellow party members under the bus. You have to walk easy once that becomes your reputation. I wouldn’t be one bit surprised if someone who had access to his ear set him up for this fall.

I certainly don’t excuse ELIOT SPITZER for his immoral actions, but they appear so sloppy and mismanaged I have to wonder who put this shit together. From his experience as the state attorney general, the governor knows how hot the phone lines are in these post-911 days. From his experience as the top state prosecutor he also knows about upscale escort services and how they operate. I’m not saying that he still wouldn’t avail himself of these services, but his movement should have been on some governor level shit.

This mess was hell’a sloppy like a KWAME KILPATRICK text message bundle. My opinion is that his own inner circle was infiltrated by the party machinery in order to remove him from office before he uncovered some big money shenanigans. Keep in mind that there is a culture of immorality that follows political power so believe that no one in elected office is vice free. I just think that ELIOT SPITZER had scared the shit out of a cabal of wealthy dudes and homeboy had to be given the political version of a ‘Ho Sit Down’.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, March 10th, 2008

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We on award tour…

This episode of S.F.U. details the hunt for one of the diamonds inside of the Holy Grail of sneaker collecting. My homey GrandMaster made a trip to NYC to copp himself a pair of the Air Tech Challenge retros (b/k/a the AGASSIs) in the GOAT O.G. colorway. After reading about 40 Diesel’s success in scoring a pair for twenty cent this was the motivation to take the Metro-North from New Haven and go on a mission with me through NYC.

Truth be told is that GrandMaster is on spring break from Yale University and on his way to Boston to wild out, but anyone who knows how to get around knows that you can save a grip on travel expenses by hopping on the Chinatown bus to anywhere. Sure you take your life in your hands, but for $15 to downtown Boston you can accept the odds. So before the jump to Beantown we linked to form a sneakers fiends Voltron.

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This was a classic NYC mission that took us through over a dozen sneaker stores in three different boros. We started off in BK at the mall on Fulton Street. BRUCE RATNER and Jay-Z haven’t totally gentrified downtown Brooklyn just yet and there are still some official sneaker spots to catch your general releases on discount as well as your hard to find quickstrikes and SB’s and what have you.

Brooklyn was hot to def, but we both set the parameters for today’s consumption on a particular meter. This way even if the hunt wasn’t totally a success we wouldn’t wind up spending too much of out trap on shit just because. This is a good model to use whenever you go on a sneaker mission.

  • a. Priority #1 – Locate Air Tech Challenge
  • b. Priority #2 – Spend < 40 cent ($)

  • The next stop from Brooklyn was the South Bronx. I know a gang of stores along Third Avenue that have sneakers at the right price. Even though there was a monsoon going on outside we trooped hardbody style on the NYC subway system. Peep the map.

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    The Dr.Jay’s at Third Avenue had crazy sales going on but no more Agassi’s left in the OG colorway. They had the black joints with the orange details for $40. Those joints are just aiight. This spot is 40 Deez sneaker headquarters since they specialize in sizes 14+. Further down the block we came up on a spot with the shoes we were hunting. Can you believe these fools were selling them for $100? Homeboy said he could make something happen with the price and I asked him if he could sell them for twenty. Since he couldn’t we kept it moving.

    Our next stop was Fordham Road which is a bit more upscale a shopping district than Third Avenue. Upscale in the sense that instead of $10 dress stores they have an A.J. Wright. Keep in mind this is still the Bronx. At Dr.Jay’s on Fordham Road we came across some tempting joints on super sale. The Highlighter Pack Air Max 95 360’s were marked down to fifty dollars (orig. MSRP = $200). They evenj had a Talaria boot for $60. Dr.Jay’s ‘urban’ account with NIKE allows them to retail some sick variations of shoes that won’t hit the normal general release markets.

    It was good for us that we remained focused through our mission because right across the street from Dr.Jay’s we hit the jackpot for discounted general release sneaker styles. Jimmy Jazz has an outlet center retail installation on Fordham Road and it was as ghetto as you might imagine. The front of the store sold slum gold and cellphones while the back of the store had all the sneakers. We found a grip of the O.G. colorway Air Tech Challenges in an array of sizes.

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    Let’s break it down like this…

    One day unlimited ride MetroCard = $7.50
    Nike Air Tech Challenge = $30.00
    Sneaker Fiends Unite! NYC tour = priceless

    Grandmaster and I wrapped up our day at one of my favorite burger joints in the city – Cozy Soup and Burger. That’s where the homey let me hear some of the music that he and his crew have been working on. I felt this track right here and who knows what could happen if this becomes a hit. Keep in mind, there are 1 Billion people in China. That’s a whole lot CD’s.

    Made In China – ‘Life & Memories’

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    GAME REBELLION LIVE IN BROOKLYN…

    Monday, March 10th, 2008

    game dizzee

    SouthPaw
    Tues March 11th, 8pm

    Dizzee Rascal
    Game Rebellion
    Hollywood Holt
    DJ Synapse

    $20

    BLOOMBERG vs. The Stylishly Impoverished

    Sunday, March 9th, 2008

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    “I shut ’em down, shut ’em, shut ’em down”

    The counterfeiting community in NYC shudddered last week when Mayor MIKE BLOOMBERG trained his bootlegging bloodhounds on a specific location in Chinatown. This building has been targeted previously by the authorities that regulate the counterfeit trading here in the city. Chinatown as a whole, or particularly Canal Street is regarded as the place where you can come up so some of the most well made non-licensed goods that a little money can afford.

    There are several diifferent levels that counterfeit, or non-licensed goods can take depending on the factory that the products originate from. Some non-licensed products are actually created at the very factories where the flagship items are made, but they haven’t passed the requisite quality control processes enabling it to be offered in the flagship retail location. These products wind up following another distribution channel.

    At the end of the day there are millions of items flowing through these channels. I’m not talking about poorly constructed knockoff pieces either. I’m talking about shit that us middle-class aspiring working class people love to consume. I have a LV duffel bag that is as sharp as a harp. I’ve had it for seven years already and the bag’s exterior hasn’t cracked nor have the zipper closures broken or jammed. The bag cost me $40 bucks in a warehouse on Elizabeth Street off Canal. This bag was the only way that someone like me could afford to look as classy and stylish as someone who has an actual bank account. When I rocked that travel bag with my minks at the All-Star Weekend events in Philly I was a Team Chickenhead All-Star.

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    True story is that was important to me too. Consuming these products are important to lots of working class and even lower class people who aspire to one day make the transfer to upward class mobility. It’s a lot easier to own a non-licensed designer suitcase than it is to actually achieve the move upwards. As a matter of fact, having the bag allows me to delude myself about my true impoverished status. The mayor is really targeting the designer dreams of poor people when he claims he has an ongoing war on counterfeiters.

    There is always this movement to target the point of sale for materials that are considered illicit instead of focusing on the manufacturing, distribution and delivery systems that make these things available. Ultimately, the small sunshine on the quality of life that poor people enjoy is replaced with the dark clouds of interdiction and law enforcement. No matter how the NYTimes spins shit I recognize that the one battle we will always fight will be the war against the poor.

    Adventures In Rapping…

    Friday, March 7th, 2008

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    O.G. Sabres jersey >hardbody> new Sabres jersey

    The dudes that jump off the Hip-Hop Karaoke party are hosting their 2nd annual tribute to B.I.G. on Saturday 03.08.08. This event has progressively gotten better and I fucks with their movement. It’s fun and most of all it’s a fan based expression of Hip-Hop. Imagine listening to cats try to rattle off Das EFX’s ‘They Want EFX’ after a couple of Jack Daniels. The party isn’t about listening to drunk people slur through rap lyrics, but about folks being ever so slightly inebriated that they are uninhibited in their affection for rap music.

    Real rap music is for the professionals, but for us weekend SONY Walkman warriors we have the Hip-Hop Karaoke party. Several hundred people chanting out rap lyrics from all of your favorite rap songs of all time.

    Plus… Plus… Plus…

    Where in Manhattan on a Saturday night are you going to party for FREE?!? No cover to enter. No fee to sign up and rhyme. For the longest time now the hosts have been gassing me up to do a song. I’m thinking I might have to get on stage and put down my rendition of ‘Rebel Without A Pause’. Come hang out and watch me embarrass myself. You never know who is going to fall through the party and bless the fans with one of their songs. Last year O.C. came though and performed his classic ‘Time’s Up’ along with a tribute to the Notorious.


    Hip-Hop Karaoke
    Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St., NYC
    Saturday, March 8
    Doors/Sign-up @ 10, show at 11
    As always, FREE to enter, FREE to sign-up