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PUFF DIDDY = SURVIVOR

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

diddy

A few weeks ago CURTIS JACKSON considered embroiling himself in a beef with the King of All Jigs over weedcarrier MASE’s status with G-Unit. Good thing for FIDDY that his handlers gave him another scheme to get promotion.

The last person in Hip-Hop that you want to fuck with sideways is PUFF DIDDY. He has single handedly ruined the careers of countless rappers, producers and staffers within the entertainment industry. We all know where B.I.G. is now, but what about CRAIG MACK, SUPERCAT, TOTAL, SHYNE, BLACK ROB and the irrepressible SUGE KNIGHT? It’s gotten so bad for LOON that he has taken to doing barbershop holdups in Harlem.

From a business aspect FIDDY is a maverick Hip Hop impresario for channeling his thug character into book deals and feature length films, but FIDDY’s character has a shelf life. DIDDY however, is built to last. He might very well be Hip-Hop’s QUINCY JONES. There was never an artist that Q couldn’t take production credits from. Just saying good morning to Q at the office meant that you owed him points off your album. Until DIDDY came along there was no other producer that actually produced less. Still there is one ability that DIDDY possesses that not even the great Q can do.

DIDDY can resurrect himself from the dead.

Do you know how many times DIDDY has been thrown under the bus only to get back up again? At this point you have to reognize that he is the greatest negro ever second only to Jesus Christ and even J.C. couldn’t bring himself back to life as often as PUFF.

Let’s take a look at a tale of the tape on how a DIDDY vs. FIDDY matchup might have played out…

ENDURING PUBLIC IMAGE
second rate magazine mugshots
fiddy

diddy ENDURING PUBLIC IMAGE
jetskiing in a tuxedo.

PRIME TIME ROMANTIC DYSFUNCTION
VIVICA FOX GAYME
fiddy

diddy PRIMETIME ROMANTIC DYSFUNCTION
J. HO

FIDDY ARCH NEMESIS RATING
JA RULE +5
rule

shugey DIDDY ARCH NEMESIS RATING
SUGE KNIGHT +10

FIDDY EARLY HIP-HOP AFFILIATION
ONYX
onyx

i.o.u. DIDDY EARLY HIP-HOP AFFILIATION
I.O.U. dancers.

TOP TALENT TO RECEIVE GUNSHOTS
Himself.
fiddy

biggie TOP TALENT TO RECEIVE GUNSHOTS
Notorious B.I.G.

CELEBRITY CLOSELY RESEMBLING FIDDY
Fred G. Sanford.
fred

brown CELEBRITY CLOSELY RESEMBLING DIDDY
BOBBY BROWN

When you add up these factors you will agree that DIDDY is just way more hardbody than FIDDY. It really wasn’t even close, once you take into account that DIDDY is famous for shooting while 50 became famous for being shot.

Primary Day 2006: The Usual Suspects

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

hill street blues

It’s all fun and games right now for Senator HILARY CLINTON who is up for re-election this term. Her primary opponent is a T.I. blogger from Texas via Tel Aviv named JONATHON TASINI. You have probably never heard of TASINI, but I give him props for calling CLINTON a pro-war candidate for president. None of the trademark blogger snarkiness will do him any good at the polls though. CLINTON cruises like a brand new Cadillac.

HILARY has got her race in the bag so icy she can hang out and watch ELIOT SPITZER railroad THOMAS SUOZZI in the Dem party nod as gubernatorial candidate for November. I am a registered Republican and I am giving Deputy Governor RANDY DANIELS my vote. Despite the fact that dude has been ‘blacked out’ by the press he might still have a surprise in store for JOHN FASO. Yeah, O.K. Prah’lee not.

In other New York state elections, former police officer and founder of ‘100 Blacks in Law Enforcement Who Care’, ERIC ADAMS is putting his bid in for a state Senate seat. Dude is representing Crown Heights, Prospect Park East, Flatbush and Bed-Stuy. Basically, the ‘hood. Mr. ADAMS number one platform point is to return money into educational programs and away from prison construction. For this reason alone I need Brooklyn to get behind him. Nullus.

The biggest race for Brooklyn will be the one for the House of Representatives seat that MAJOR OWENS is vacating. This was the Congressional post also held by the great SHIRLEY CHISHOLM. I would very much like to see history realize itself once again by seeing UNA CLARKE’s daughter YVETTE win out this primary. Unfortunately, CLARKE’s main opponent is DAVID YASSKY and it’s hard to compete with that T.I. money. In order to secure this valuable congressional seat YASSKY has been receiving campaign funding from real estate developers across the city.

Speaking of real estate development in Brooklyn…
The district that CLARKE and YASSKY are fighting over contains the area upon which the Atlantic Yards development will be built. The Empire State Development Corporation is holding a public hearing to discuss the environmental impact of the proposed development on primary day. It was bad enough that this meeting was arranged only two months after the environmental impact study was released, but to schedule it on primary day seems deleterious amd unethical. CLARKE and TRACY BOYLAND were vocal opponents of the proposed arena plans, but YASSKY is such a big cheerleader that I think he carries a pair of pompoms and he wears saddle shoes. If you want Brooklyn to be developed and not destroyed I suggest you get your azz to a polling station and do the right thing.

DIDDY Gets FIDDY Pinched By The Po-Po…

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

fiddy?

or, 50 CENT in midtown Manhattan promotional stunt.

True story is that our very own cub reporter GENEVA JONES took the above picture with her camera phone. Gawker used her pic and a couple of others when they dropped their report.

50 CENT hanging out in midtown ALONE in a rented sportscar from Unique Autosports?!? While just last week G-Unit was featured on Uniques’ website. Hmmmmm. Give 50 credit for being as transparently savvy as PUFF is in manipulating his media coverage.

No press is bad press in the land of crap music fake thuggery.

DAMN, WE’RE GOOD!

Monday, September 4th, 2006

metsan

Best record in the bigs boyee!

Just wanted to tell you humps that WILLIE RANDOLPH is going to be the National League Manager of the Year.

Carry on.

metsan

BILLY SUNDAY’s True Hip-Hop Stories: The Diplomats

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

the next level

True story is that a few years ago I was bumping DipSet 24-7. I still liked listening to them and I found their style of crack rap teamwork to be a humorous diversion. My very first assignment for this bootleg no budget Hip-Hop ragazine was to interview the Dips. Like any good stan I wore my crispiest pink button up to salute the DipSet leader Harlemite Cam’Ron. True story is that when Cam walked into the interview room I got up to shake his hand and he turned around and walked away. After a few minutes Jimmy Jones entered the interview room with Freaky Zekey and a dude that looked like Juelz Santana’s uncle. You could tell he was related to Juelz because he had his face, except this guy was in his late twenties or early thirties. He had a scruffy beard and dirty fingernails. True story is that was Juelz Santana. The Dips were cool but not that bright or intelligible. Jim Jones is full of charisma, the kids call it swagger. I created an interview that makes you think that these were the guys keeping the lights on at Rocafella/Universal. Peep my steez…

Imagine this… being a young, black millionaire in the music industry while still in your mid-twenties. Scheduling recording studio sessions on one phone, while booking international first class flights and five-star hotel accommodations with another. And still another phone line connects you to one of entertainment’s current tycoons, mega-power broker Damon Dash. Your office suite, located in a midtown Manhattan skyscraper, is awash with activity. Young people looking focused and moving about quickly. It is a scene from a dream or a motion picture. This picture is very real if you are Jim Jones, CEO and part of the hottest hip-hop collective since Wu-Tang. The Diplomats. DIP SET is comprised firstly of these four main members, Jimmy Jones, the cool and calculating capo of the family. Freeky Zekey, the member most likely to get 7:30 if the situation calls for it. Juelz Santana, one of the great, young creative minds to emerge in the rap game since Shyne debuted back in 1999. Last, but certainly not least would be the leader and founder, Cam’ron. Also known as the “hustler’s poster child”, Cam’ along with Jim Jones has shown an uncanny ability in handling the business aspect of producing records. Their marketing savvy is unparalleled when it comes to getting their product in the street and making it that most sought after commodity. Video production is another facet that is becoming big on the Diplomats plate as they quickly become an entertainment corporation. All this is probably due in no small part to Cam’s great understanding that the word ‘business’ is twice as long as the word ‘show’. Real street knowledge has propelled the Diplomats to reach the next level.

THE NEXT LEVEL magazine caught up with DIP SET in their offices and spoke with them for a while on what it takes to excel in the rap arena, the differences, if there were any, between the street game and the music industry, and why the Diplomats are what’s really good.

TNL: First off, let me get this right out of the way, but the DipSet Anthem(Gangsta Music) is the official summer street anthem! Did you know that this was going to be such a hit?

Jim Jones: We had a few pop offs that we were going to make singles out of, but the sample clearances hadn’t come through when it was time to run. Matter of fact, we chose Gangsta Music on the last day available to submit a single.

TNL: I love that track. When I hear it on the radio it’s crazy, but when I hear it in the club it takes me to the next level. Especially that verse where Juelz talks about “that Pyrex vision”.

Freeky Zeeky: WHOA!

TNL: How do you chose a single for release?

F.Z.: When we are formatting tracks we take the time to make sure that ay’thing is crack. Nah’Mean?!? We make sure that ay’thing can get spins on the radio or what have you. Even a hater gotta admit that our tracks is hot. In front of his girl he be like, “them niggas is wack!”, but when she slide off he is playing our shit in his CD.

TNL: Why did the Diplomats issue a double CD as their first release?

J.J.: We just got too much music. It’s also a case of us wanting to give our fans more than what they bargained for.

F.Z.: Fans is fickle like fiends! They only fuckin’ with the sickest product on the streets, so we hittin’ em with two CD’s of straight crack!

J.J.: We had several mixtapes in circulation and we took some tracks off of the mixtapes to bless our fans with the real DIP SET shit. And to introduce some of our new fans to what is really good. That is how we build a strong foundation. Don’t get it twisted now, having a popoff right out the gate is good, but trying to match that instant success is hard. When you consistently build by putting out powerful music everytime. That is how you can cake up all day. Your fans know what you are about and they know what they can expect when they see your product.

TNL: Is that what you used the Diplomat mixtapes for?

J.J.: Exactly, we do that to keep DIP SET in your ears. You can be on the block and your man’s and them might be bumpin’ Cam’s joint “Oh, Boy” from the Come Home with Me album and then you got the mixtape Vol.2 with joints he ain’t never heard yet so now he is sick ‘cuz he want the “Oh, Boy” remix.

F.Z.: Just to add, we was the first people to start releasing our own mixtape CD’s. Put that in capital letters too.

J.J.: We stay in the studio also. Going from staying on the block all day and taking that same energy, that same desire to grind and now staying in the studio all day. You not gonna stand on the block all day and not do nothing, not have nothing to show for it. That is our mindset when we are in the studio, don’t be here all day and walk out of here empty handed.

TNL: There is a lot of real street knowledge that is embodied in your music and the way you conduct your business. Why is that?

J.J.: We come from the streets. We are on the streets everyday. The streets shaped our personalities and gave us our motivation to be successful. That can’t be taken away from us, it’s in our blood.

TNL: What is more difficult, staying afloat in the street game, or staying afloat in the rap game?

J.J.: They are one in the same sometimes. The game hasn’t changed. Some of the names are different but the game is still the same. Cash rules everything around me.

TNL: What is the meaning of money to you?

J.J.: Money is what’s really good nigga! More important to me than any money though, is the love of my family, my DIPS. I had their love, trust and respect before everything else. If I lost all my money and had to start from the bottom, then with my family’s love and unity we could do it all over again because that is how we did it from the beginning.

F.Z.: That right there is more realer than what you know. That almost put a tear in my eye.

The Diplomats music is powered by Cam’ron’s charismatic confidence, but his protégé Juelz
Santana, in a relatively short time has become the man that many industry insiders are abuzz about. Juelz’ graphic lyrical descriptions take the art of storytelling in rap music to the next level.

TNL: Juelz Santana where do you get these incredible images that you rap about?

Juelz Santana: That’s all real stills. This is shit I been around all my life. When they close the door to the booth I just tell my brain to let my mouth repeat what my eyes have seen. I just let everything out.

TNL: What is so crazy about that is I am almost forty years old and you can relate to my life.

Juelz: I am the youngest of four brothers and I have always been around older dudes. I have been able to watch them live and I try to learn from their mistakes and learn from their success. I feel like you don’t have to make the same mistakes if someone has gone down that path for you. By being around older dudes I gained their experience and their insight. My mindset became advanced and that is the perspective that I bring into the booth. Right now I am watching Cam and Jim. I pay attention to their business moves so that I am not put into a situation that I am unfamiliar with.

TNL: I have heard you use the word rock four times in a verse, and each time the word had a different meaning, a different context. Where did you get that sick style?

Juelz.: What you are referring to is a rhyme format that DIP SET created. A lot of dudes are getting on to this format and putting it in their joints.

TNL: I hope the Dips are seeing part of those royalties too.

Jim Jones: I like your style brother.

TNL: I see that the Diplomats are also bringing that Harlem fashion back into the rap game.

Juelz: Harlem sets the fashion trends for Black America, therefore Harlem sets the fashion trends for the world. 125th, 145th, Dapper Dan, A.J. Lester, basically Harlem fly guys. Ask anyone in NYC what they call the Nike Air Force One and they will tell you Uptowns.

TNL: How is Diplomat Records going to change the rap game?

Jim Jones: Like I said before, the game is still the same. This time however we are playing from the position of owners. Everything comes full circle and we are not workers, we are bosses. Not to say that we don’t put in work, but from the standpoint of an owner directly invested in the success of his business. Like if you owned a barbershop, before you turn out the lights and roll down the gate you have swept floor, put the chairs back into position. You make sure everything is tight before your day is done.

TNL: I like the fact that the Diplomats are all label executives. No one is just a rapper.

F.Z.: Yeah man, part of the reason why we are who we are is that everyone brings their own something to the table. No one here just ‘raps’. Diplomats is more than music.

TNL: Explain how the Diplomats are the next level?

J.J.: Diplomats is more than music, it’s more like a movement, that y’all need to be in tune with. We are the light that illuminates the answers to any questions that are asked about the nation’s ghettos.

TNL: and that’s what’s really good!

F.Z.: No! That’s what’s really, REALLY GOOD!

Editor’s Post Interview Notes:
The Next Level spoke with the the Diplomats a week before Freeky Zekey and his DIP SET rider ‘E’ were both shot in an alleged robbery attempt. The Next Level wishes a speedy recovery to Freeky Zekey so that he may continue to produce that powerful music and solemn condolences to the family of Eric Mangum who passed away.