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TOP OF NEW YORK

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Whatever it was that you were doing on Tuesday should be pushed back so that you can enjoy some free New York City. Every summer there are a handful of events that you have to attend, either because the talent level is usually so high that you will never have a chance to see them for free, or because the artists bring something extra to the table that breaks from the norm. In both instances that will be the case in Fort Greene Park on Tuesday evening. LITTLE BROTHER and JOELL ORTIZ will be bringing their Hip-Hop music to Brooklyn.

joell ortiz

JOELL ORTIZ actually hails from Brooklyn’s Cooper housing projects and he has been one of NYC’s best kept secrets for a few years. JOELL uses a super-tight flow and an expansive vocabulary to express his Hip-Hop. The gritty backpacker style from 1991 is how I might best describe his sound. In one of the borough’s best traditions, JOELL has the new anthem that expresses everything that Brooklyn brings to Hip-Hop.

lil brother

LITTLE BROTHER is another Hip-Hop act that you won’t hear on pop 40 radio, but fans of rap will tell you that they are what’s really good. LITTLE BROTHER’s lead rapper, PHONTE, recently started a mini-firestorm when he said that most Blacks weren’t intelligent enough to understand his rap music. I think he has a point too.

These are the types of acts that deserve our support because they haven’t dumbed themselves down to fit into a radio or a clubscene format. If you would prefer to enjoy the chicken noodle soup then by all means stay in that lane. For those of you that want more from your artists this is your chance to support the cause. Oh and by the way, it’s FREE.

FORT GREENE PARK
DeKalb Avenue @ South Elliot Place
7pm

BILLY SUNDAY’s Back To A Blackout

Monday, July 24th, 2006

billy sunday

I can’t disappear for a minute without y’all fucking up some shit?!?

Who was running the microwave, the toaster, the waffle iron and the Korean DVD player from the same electrical outlet?

BILLY SUNDAY At The Beach

Saturday, July 22nd, 2006

beach bum

It was one of the hottest weekends so far this summer. There was no way that CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE was going to let BILLY SUNDAY sit around in his underwear and eff with the internets so they packed up a cooler and headed over to Long Beach, Long Island.

If you live in New York and you like the ‘other white meat’ then I suggest you spend a day on the boardwalk at Long Beach. There are all kinds of well-heeled cuties in their new two piece sets that they just purchased from Forever 21.

beach bum

Former prom queen Mrs.BLISTER came out to chill on the blanket.

beach bum

Mr.BLISTER took a break from filming an extremely low budget adult film with BLU CHEEZ to enjoy the Belvedere appletinis that BILLY SUNDAY mixed up.

beach bum

Mr.B soon found out that too much appletini and too much sun will put you on your azz.

beach bum

BILLY SUNDAY molests CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE for the camera.

beach bum

Your favorite blogger and your favorite blogger’s bootycall canoodle on top of a stack of tabloids.

beach bum

BILLY SUNDAY’s drink of choice was a homemade rum punch chock full of pineapple and mango slices. Finally the sun, the sea and two gallons of punch had bested your boy. Sweet bloggy dreams I’m sure, sweet bloggy dreams.

DALLASPENN.COM: ALL-CITY, WORLD FAMOUS

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

stussy bucket

Just copped a few tees fom the Stussy store. Is it me or are t-shirts getting smaller nowadays? Either the shirts are a size extra schmedium or they are a fuckin’ 8X.

Back in the day SHAWN STUSSY designed a comfortable neat fitting shirt. Everything is cut for Japanese cats and hipsters now.

stussy worldwide

FREEDOM!!! FRIDAYS

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

freedom!!! fridays

I have to give a shout out to my brother from another mother, DJ HERBERT. He used to receive my weekly e-mail blast and he offered me a job as a promoter for his weekly party called FREEDOM!!! FRIDAYS. At the time FREEDOM!!! had just moved to a space in the East Village and it was my favorite spot for bagging up a p.y.t. that was fresh to the NYC scene. She might be from Chicago, L.A., Detroit or N’Awlins and she was trying to find out what was really good with the Big Apple. Even though the party might be filled with industry heads there was little or no pretension. If you asked a girl for a dance she would give you one. If you knew how to dance you would get a second. I even have a couple of dope hook up stories from this party.

When I designed my flyers I was given complete autonomy and as you will see I pushed the limits of good taste in some of my designs. It was all about the feel good attitude that the FREEDOM!!! party gave me. FREEDOM!!! was a lot of fun for me back then because the party was a breath of fresh air to the NYC late nite club scene. Rare grooves and classic Hip-Hop made FREEDOM!!! like the sexiest group karaoke event ever. The FREEDOM!!! FRIDAYS party is still on and popping and you can still get inside on the DALLAS PENN friends and family discount when you say my name to the cashier. Ladies = $5 and fellas = $7 all nite long.

FREEDOM!!! FRIDAYS
Star 64 a/k/a StarFoods
64 East 1st Street, NYC

For a less hectic and laid back groove you can find me at BELMONT LOUNGE on Friday nites. There’s no chance of you squeezing ROSARIO DAWSON’s booty like at FREEDOM!!!, but we make up for it by not charging a cover and being heavy handed on the bar drinks.

Go to FREEDOM!!! to look like a Star, come to Belmont to get wasted like one.

I called this set of flyers my ’emo t.v. series’.

sanford & son

diff'rent strokes

FREEDOM!!! FRIDAYS
Star 64 a/k/a StarFoods
64 East 1st Street, NYC

mr.t

mr.t

FREEDOM!!! FRIDAYS
Star 64 a/k/a StarFoods
64 East 1st Street, NYC

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