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Jig Madness Impresario Extraordinaire

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

the king

Maybe you folks heard about this already, but PUFF DIDDY, The King of all Jigs is still throwing parties that people are dying to get into.

From my days as a student at City College when DIDDY still rocked with fellow Mt.Vernonite, HEAVY DEE, and jigs stampeded a gymnasium… killing eight people.

didster

…to the wild weeknights at DADDY’s HOUSE in Red Zone — hey PAC? Who shot ya?!? —

big and pac

downtown to the rambunctious Tunnel Disco…

the crew

…and back uptown to Club New York for the infamous SHYNE shoot-out featuring J-ELLE.

diddy and j-ho

The overwhelmingly consistent thread through all of these milestones is the level of Jig madness prior to the night’s conclusion, including several miles worth of blond hairweave, Gucci print leather on places that normally don’t receive it, furry dead animal sweatsuits and of course, gunshot wounds.

The Re-Taking of Pelham 1-2-3

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

ralph kramden

It didn’t take too long for the great American pretext of race to show its face as the Transit Workers Union in New York City bargains to maintain their quality of life. The city’s Mayor, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG has called the Metropolitan Transportation Authority workers “thugs” and the Governor of New York has deemed the strike illegal.

Mayor Bloomberg’s chief argument against these workers is that there are people that want to sell things to New York City’s consumers whose bottom line is being inconvenienced by the strike. WTF?!? I used to biggup MICHAEL BLOOMBERG to anyone that would listen to me because he appeared to be the most progressive politician I had seen in a long time, but now that all the votes are in the Mayor has sided against his own NYC constituents. MTA workers live in the city, they raise their families in the city and they too consume retail goods in the city. If the Mayor was keeping it real he would have blasted the MTA management for their MIS-management of the BILLIONS of dollars of cash that flow through the system. The MTA attempted to give away their billion dollar surplus in order to wash their accounting books before they sat down to contract negotiations with the Transit Workers Union.

I support the MTA workers and I feel sorry for them that they have to bear the figurative cross for the nations’ workforce. From greedy multi-national telecommunication companies like Verizon to barbarous retailers like Wal-Mart, the American worker has been kicked to the curb by capitalism. Who will stand up for our rights to fair wages? Who will stand up for the families of these union members who must also attend schools and work and consume?

Too bad for America that the MTA is filled with so many people of color that it prevents the proper framing of these workers demands for a fair living wage. Like DE LA SOUL said, “the stakes is high” and we are all at a socio-economic-political crossroads. Your phone is tapped, your azz is in debt and your dreams of entering the middle class are evaporating as quickly as the thin veneer that hides the racial and class schisms of New York City.

HOTLANTA HERE WE COME!

Monday, December 19th, 2005

the ladies

“I’m on a world tour with Mr. MALCOLM McLAREN
going each and every place including Japan”

I am finally going back to the Queen city after many years of absence. The place is prah’lee bananas with new construction and development. There are so many jiggs moving down there they need to rename it Coontown. Actually, that isn’t a fair assessment because all Black Folks living in Atlanta aren’t about that Negro nonsense, just everyone in this picture (Peace to WILL).

Atlanta has always been a little strange to me because everyone that I know that lives in Atlanta isn’t originally from Atlanta. Hell, these fools weren’t even born in Georgia. D-BLOCK (super O.G.) is back home from a fed bid in Alabama; D comes from the Bronx; my cousin JENNI is from Co-Op City too; IAN is from Newark; N.J. MAISHA is from B-More; and LUDACRIS is from Chicago. True story: Your boy LUDACRIS used to make KANYIZZLE carry his umbrella.

So what is fueling this rapid migration down to the dirty? Is it because the best ‘scrip clubs’ are down here? Well, I believe the answer doesn’t have to do with strippers in as much as it is about Southern women in general. Broads from the Dirty are gully, period. Their mouths are extra sassy and they know how to shoot pistols.

And if you really get out of pocket, they will burn your house down.

R.I.P. left eye

SOUL SLAM HOLIDAY JAM

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

soul slam holiday jam 121005

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SOUL SLAM HOLIDAY JAM

Friday, December 2nd, 2005

soul slam holiday jam 121005

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