Archive for the ‘Separated @ Birth’ Category

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: FISTY SCENT

Friday, October 27th, 2006

gorilla unit

Taking Gorilla Unit to it’s most logical, most literal representation.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PAWN JOCKEY

Monday, September 25th, 2006

pawn jockey

I can’t tell the difference either…

Image props to the ‘hood truth soldiers at BioChemical Slang

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: POETIC JUSTICE

Monday, September 25th, 2006

janet

After this I’ma leave JANET alone for like a week…

EUGENICS ARE FUN FOR EVERYONE…

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

total recall

The big deal to me about ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR’s remarks from last week is how he recognizes that Eugenics, or selective human breeding can make people more attractive. It’s fun when you think about combining the attributes of people that you consider desirable. That’s why corporations have spent countless billions of dollars using scientists to study and dissect the human genome. Can you imagine how hot a woman clone would be if she could have a huge ass and light creamy skin and blonde hair?!?

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The history of Eugenics dates back to chattel slavery here in America where some slave owners stopped producing agricultural commodities solely to focus on the yield of additional children borne from slaves. This forced breeding was producing waves of able bodied workers from the healthiest and heartiest of the human chattel. As science advanced, Eugenics became more popular as a tool to remove the part of the population that appeared dependent, say by mental or physical disability. The Nazis were always on top of all the trends and they released ads that told the people that killing the handicapped would save your tax dollars.

euthanaisa poster

Fast forward to modern times and Eugenics is still at the front of peoples’ minds. The Human Genome Project is a multi-national, multi-corporation endeavor whos goal is to track and document the blueprint for humanity. Just recently, the Human Genome Project had announced that it has finally mapped all the DNA that comprise humanity.

Leave it up to white to take it to that next-next level and attempt to patent different DNA strands. This brings us back to Eugenics and our ability to make humans that possess certain characteristics. It’s been a minute since I peeped ALDOUS HUXLEY’s great novel ‘Brave New World’, but because of the Governator I realize I should go pick that tome up just so I can see what white has in store for me.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: ANTI-SEMITE EDITION

Monday, September 11th, 2006

hussein riggs

“Throw the Jews down the well, so my country can be free…”

The BORAT movie is going to be 100% balls.

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