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SEPARATED AT BIRTH: JANET’s LAWN JOCKEY
Tuesday, May 30th, 2006SEPARATED AT BIRTH: BIGFOOT
Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006
When it’s a slow night for inspiration I always go to the internets number 1 spot for ghetto celeb madness. I know something there will make me laugh.
BIGFOOT’s seed and former backup dancer for BeYONCE, KELLY ROWLAND has had her latest project pushed back like band member MICHELLE’s hairline.
The extra time off will allow KELLY the chance to give her big feet a break.
SPAM, BITCHES!
Friday, May 19th, 2006
What it do web cipher? I apologize to some of you if your comments haven’t been posted one hundred. It’s time for us to do some unexpected site maintenance to handle the traffic that is falling thru the seams. We will have our tech staffers like JACQUI HERNANDEZ get right on top of the issue. When she gets on top of something it always gets handled right. Nah’mean?!?
Shouts to everybody that has been effing with us for the second quarter. We ain’t in the lead yet, but our offense is streaky like JOHN STARKS and it hasn’t been shooting its best. Otherwise, everything is still gravy in the Navy and we will be be back on this blog grizzly in a hot one with more of that internets crack that you be fiendin’ for. And don’t forget…
BLU CHEEZ IS FOR THE KIDS!
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: ALIEN AUTOPSY
Friday, May 12th, 2006
It’s Extra Terrestrial week at DP dot Com.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: SNOWMAN & THE LEADER
Monday, May 8th, 2006
I don’t normally run with a bit that is not already within the readership’s wheelhouse, but this one comes to us via one of the most decorated vets of the internets(nullus to that rhyme).
When we first met TONY SNOW we gave him a resemblance to one of Superman’s favorite bad guys, Brainiac. [insert Superman movie link here] Just then COMBAT JACK reminded us about the Hulk’s arch-enemy The Leader. The backstory for the character is that this dude was a high school dropout who worked at a chemical plant handling wild toxic sh!t that spilled on him and gave him the gamma ray effect that your man Hulk got. The gamma radiation made The Leaders brain swell disproportionately to his body giving him an oversized head(have you said nullus yet?).
As an aside, I remember when S.W. and I worked the night shift at this plant making circuit boards. You took a test and the company placed you in the department that best suited your mental and motor skills. I got to sit in the lab and operate this precision machinery while S_DUBBZ had to work in the smelting area. Ol’ boys hairline been doing the lean back ever since. But I digress…
The funny fly shit abouth the gamma radiation is that it takes your best attributes and reverses them, while it oversizes the characteristics that you lack. Bruce Banner was a wimpy physicist who turned into a brainless brute. The Leader is a bum ass janitor who morphs into a diminutive genius.
I’m bugging out on how the shape of The Leader’s head has also changed. Let me just say nullus to this whole post.
DP.COM will send free shit to anyone who gives me the ancient video clip intro from the old Incredible Hulk cartoon. Fuck it, free shit to whomever can recite the lyrics.