Combat Jack says that DP favors this lamestream media hump.
When DP has a haircut that nigga is hard to handle. If he lost fifty pounds he’d be a beast.
Plus, this dude ROLAND MARTIN is a teh ghey homofactual.
Archive for the ‘Separated @ Birth’ Category
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: TWO-BIT PUNDITS
Thursday, April 24th, 2008SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Pinstripe Players
Sunday, March 16th, 2008
Six degrees of REGGIE MILLER…
Sacramento Kings coach REGGIE THEUS
REGGIE’s brother CHERYL MILLLER
*image shamelessly swagger jacked from MAXIM
RAISING BEBE’s, er, BRITNEY’s KIDS…
Sunday, January 6th, 2008
As wealthy as BRITNEY SPEARS is her kids are gon’ be aiiiight.
Not that they may not end up having ish when they grow up, but if they have the half a brain their mother has they will leverage their issues into a made for television movie. In all honesty, the experience they gain from riding shotgun with their moms is more valuable to them than hanging around their talentless father. That dude only wants more allowance from the bank of BRITNEY. Raising her children? Not so much.
I wouldn’t mind being wrong though. Maybe KEVIN FEDERLINE is the best dad evar. Maybe he reads books to his kids daily and plays math games with them on Saturdays. If that is the kind of dad he really is then shut my mouth and call me cornbread, but I’m confident my name is DALLAS. If nothing else, the BRITNEY SPEARS-KEVIN FEDERLINE custody battle is an advertisement for the benefits of legalized abortion or possibly the neuturing of humans.
As bad as we might like to imagine that BRITNEY and KEVIN are as parents they end up looking like the family of the year when you compare them to this parent ‘hood…
A Texas mom left her six kids alone while she went to Africa to get married! WTF?!? This story makes KEVIN FEDERLINE damn near look like BILL COSBY.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: CRYPT WALKERS *ReMix*
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
DAVID LEE ROTH: Indefatigable hair band H.A.M.ster
He gets up. And nothing gets him down. [ll].
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: CRYPT WALKERS
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
PAPA JOE JACKSON: Oldest jig hooch pitchman. Evar.
*S.A.B. credits: DP Dot Com Aussie correspondent EMBRY