Archive for the ‘Separated @ Birth’ Category

CLASH OF TEH GHEY TITANS: UPDATE…

Friday, August 24th, 2007

wonder twins

This drop is for all of the cRap Music Fantasy League entertainment executives and for those of you scoring from home. I decided to run a periodic update on the overall scores of the two most anticipated artists to release albums this quarter (hopefully). As we get closer and closer to the projected release date I thought we could take a look at how these artists were doing for the labels that selected them.

FISTY SCENT is like a well oiled publicity machine, actually he IS a well oiled publicity machine (nullus, no johnnycakes, no LUTHER’s moisturizer bottle, *pause*, [ll], and whatever else you use to remove cooties). FISTY is starting to heat up now, by making televsion show appearances and insulting any rapper that will take him seriously.

‘YE TUDDA has had the mixtape of the summer and this led nicely into the release of the Common album although points have been slow to pick up. The Louis Vuitton Don is nominated for several MTV video music awards so his points can’t be far away. This one looks like it’s going down to the wire.

clash points

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: POLITRIX ARE FOR KIDS!

Friday, August 10th, 2007

al frankenberry

AL FRANKEN BERRY

COMBAT JACK Is Dropping Another Album…

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

preggs

Internets celebrity and rap industry legend COMBAT JACK will be dropping another album with Mrs. CJ and day now. COMBAT JACK decided to fund a little DP Dot Com Prize Pack contest in honor of his latest record release. If anyone can guess the gender and weight of his next child to the nearest ounce you win the SAM RAIMI Spider-Man 1 + 2 DVD box set. And trust me, you don’t even want to see Spider-Man 3.

Your answer should read something like: Girl – 8lbs 5ozs
fyi – C JACK has three boys that were all between 7lbs 4ozs and 8lbs 4ozs

As a side note, if you submitted your snail mail address to DP Dot Com and you haven’t received anything in the mail yet, hold tight. Previous prize packs are being processed. Whew, say that five times fast.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: NBA DEADBEAT DADS

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

oden

images from iFUX

With the NBA Draft just a few days away it becomes the time for all the world’s estranged fathers to try to cash in on their sperm donations.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: MURDA INC’s LLOYD

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

lloyd

Chief Wahoo is now an R & B singer.

image jacked from my peeps at PardonMeDuke