COMBAT JACK says, “Throw some WEAVE on that bitch!”
Archive for the ‘Separated @ Birth’ Category
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: RICH BWOYS
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007SEPARATED AT BIRTH: EGGHEAD SPORTSWRITERS
Friday, February 23rd, 2007
ESPN’s JOHN CLAYTON and Foghorn Leghorn’s adopted son Egg-Egg-Egg, I said, Egghead Jr.
BIMBOS GONE BANANAS…
Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
A capital lettered WTF?!? as well as a ‘HO SIT DOWN!’ has to be handed to both BRITNEY SPEARS and INGA ‘Foxy Brown’ MARCHAND. These two broads have both been simultaneously spiraling downward but last week seemed to be the veritable jump off the cliff for these troubled artists.
BRITNEY has been going hard at the Los Angeles party circuit since her separation from cRap music new jack K-FED. This wouldn’t really be too much news since the company she has kept like PARIS HILTON and LINDSAY LOHAN are fairly hardbody when it comes to the after hours scenes. The big difference that BRITNEY has with these chicks is not her pop music starom, but the fact that she has two seeds waiting for her at home. This behavior makes BRITNEY no different than most of the girls that you would meet in any inner city nightclub. Those broads leave their babies at home with their mother or their younger sister or they leave them home alone with a peanut butter sandwich. A book is in the works from her personal assistant and I expect an ABC-TV afterschool special in another year or so.
For BRITNEY it’s like whatever whatever, throw some D’s on that bitch.
FOXY BROWN has been spazzing hard for several years, but I think that her hearing problem has a lot to do with her issues. That shit makes you go crazy when you lose your hearing. And you think you are talking real words but it sounds only like ridiculous retahd yelling and no one can understand you. I feel for FOXY too even though I can’t stand her rapping. I feel for her because she has to support her baby brother PRETTY BOY (real talk is that he’s not too pretty either).
FOXY’s latest epsiode popped off in a beauty salon haircare supply store. I’m seeing a pattern here. If FOXY is kept out of nail salons and beauty salons she doesn’t get arrested. That needs to be part of her probation agreement from now on. She has to order all her beauty supplies online.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: SPECIAL EDUCATION
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
FISTY SCENT has got your boy JA RULE so shook that he is now disguising himself as ‘Where Are they Now’ rapper SPECIAL ED. Damn you FISTY, damn.
OH WORD TURNS 30! WHO THE EFF CARES?
Saturday, February 3rd, 2007
My homey on the internets RAFI KAM just turned thirty years old. The poor dude is wildly stressed out because he thinks that means something other than the fact that he is thirty years old. Dude has plenty of time to do something with his life. Unlike myself, who will be turning forty shortly. I should just go kill myself.
There’s still enough time to party and live life. The BUSH administration’s damage to the U.S. economic system won’t rear it’s ugly head for another five years at least. Don’t worry, be happy. Do me a favor and go visit Oh Word and drop ol’ boy a line. Tell him he’s one of the cool older people.