Archive for the ‘Straight Laced’ Category

I Don’t Wanna Wait…

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

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“For my life to be overrrrr.”

I want it all NOW!

LOVE, FAME, RESPECT, MONEY, ADULATION, GROUPIES, PRESTIGE…

And to this end, I along with the Internets Celebrities present to you The Ghetto Big Mac finale.

Back To The Future…

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

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Dr.Dre’s latest single from the near mythical proposed album ‘Detox’ is being met with mostly guffaws not at the music but at Dre’s choice of apparel. It’s not like he didn’t pioneer the extra-fitted double-breasted look twenty something years ago. Why switch your pitch if it can still get your plate out? Mangled baseball metaphor aside, the new single ‘Kush’ is a return to the formula that the Doctor has perfected.

Posse cuts?

Ghostwriters?!

Nate Dogg?!?

All of this is the chemistry that Dr.Dre mixes into his best music, along with the dopest drum tracks and piano riffs out the ass [ll]. You can act like you won’t fux with ‘Kush’, but if you leave your mom’s basement anytime in the next two weeks and find yourself in the club you best believe you will be bobbing your head to this track.


‘Kush’


‘Parental Discretion Iz Advised’
The bassline and masterful intro from the D.O.C. makes this track. D.O.C. even had enough verses in his rhymebook to make Dre sound nice with his. This shit still bangs hard after 20 years in the tapedeck. Are you peeping the piano plucks?


‘The Chronic’
This is emo rap in case any of y’all didn’t know. Dr.Dre rhymes about the breakup of his relationship [ll] with Eazy-E on top of a classic P-Funk bassline. Bernie Worrell inspired synth keys roll around in the background. Are you bobbing your head yet?


‘Still D.R.E.’
The drumkick is razor sharp. The synth bass is sublime. But above all the piano licks are supreme. And Jay’s pen is the frosting on top. Put this joint in rap’s top 100 all time tracks.


‘The Next Episode’
Hard. Body.

Dr.Dre’s jackets are still tight.

And so are his tracks.

‘Nuff said

Soulja Boy By The Numbers…

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

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Soulja Boy has several million TWitter followers, yet only managed to sell a little more than 13,000 copies of his latest album in its first week in stores.

Here’s a patented DP.com pie chart to explain the state of Soulja Boy fans. As you can see he still has a nice chunk of followers who are deaf mutes that he might can exploit.

DOOOOOOOOOM! A Primer…

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

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Shouts to Boney Starks for putting this podcast together.

Bigg up to Rock The Dub for the .mp3 transfer.

#Salutes to the man in the mask.

‘Metal Faced podcast’

*Download link here (just don’t tell Homeland Security)

BluCheezTV Casting Call…

Monday, December 6th, 2010

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I fell thru the Marshall’s on 125th Street this weekend and I spotted some of the Transformers: Animated Series figures on clearance.

I’m not exactly sure what the next project is going to be but you can bet your lunch you will be seeing some robots getting it innnnnnn[ll].

Hail Megatron!

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