Archive for the ‘Straight Laced’ Category

Black Thought Blacks Out…

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

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‘Reality Check’

From the new JayStayPaid mixtape by NatureSounds.

This is the verse that Black Thought uses to open the Roots $10 Jam Sessions.

thx 2 Nah’Right

Party Like An Internets Star…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

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Here’s your chance to party like an iNternets Celebrity on Diddy’s dime, well actually Ciroc’s, but I digress…

JASON ‘Che Guerilla’ NEGRON presents…

Beats & Brands
Drink, dance and buy some sick threads…

Friday 4/17
601 W. 26th Street
Second floor – Suite M227

rsvp events@nastyonesnyc.com

click here for the full size flyer graphic

Rising Up @ The Highline…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

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I have to give a shout out to Chocolate Snowflake the boss behind the scenes with the same dreams and schemes to rub some sunshine on our faces in all kinds of different places.

My lady was the pre-game last night before I took a whole rainsoaked quest through New York City culminating with the company of the almighty cool ?uestlove and the amazing legendary Roots crew.

Black Thought, Dice Raw, Joe Budden, and Melanie Fiona tore shit asunder. Brooklyn’ Tanya Morgan represented. Stay tuned today for the drop titled ‘Official Spaceship Status’ = Roots Jam @ Highline.

Official white boys with WBW were in effect. Highline is classy, drinks are a little pricey ($10 for Stoli virginal water and pineapple juice), but the bartenders get heavier hands on your return. Highline is pushing the folks at SOB’s to the brink I think. Definitely for Hip-Hop shows. Solangetay in the building.

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Oh shit internets! Who is a sexier MILF than Solangetay?

Tahiry?

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Tahiry also in the building of course holding down Joe B. But I don’t think she can be classified as a MILF until she and Budden get married.

Before that was some dope Nike sportswear joint. DAVID WRIGHT of the Mets sat with CHRIS ISENBERG and was exposed for being a New York athlete that just wants to sacrifice everything to win, and then party his ass off. I think I will enjoy the Mets season this year especially their encounters with my new home city Philadelphia.

Wowzers internets!

DP2FTV IS GIANT…

Monday, April 13th, 2009

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From the keyboard of Giant Magazine writer KEV CLARK to the ears of GOD may 2009 be the year that I get out of my soulcrushing debt and into some mindnumbing debt.

I’ve got just the vehicle in mind too. A show that combines the lifestyle of NYC (and other cities too – Philadelphia, Newark, Atlanta), along with streetwear, sneakers, sports and Hip-Hop.

Now I just need the team on the back end that wants to make this shit fly. If you or anyone you know is into video or film production and wants to work on creating the freshest program of all time get at me for real.

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Jew Man…

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

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Well looky here, the Supremacy Chronicle, er, the New York Times has a little article about the quaint dilemma that some congregations of Jews are facing by trying to integrate themselves within Jewish organizations.

That’s kind of silly to me.

If you are already blue why would you want to make yourself teal?

Blue-ish?

Does the persimmon want to be a fig?

Hell no!

Maybe if someone had told the persimmon it was poison then maybe the persimmon wouldn’t appreciate the skin it was in, but the persimmon isn’t as dumb as people are and the persimmon recognizes how good it is.

The persimmon doesn’t pretend to be greater than the fig either but please understand that this is because the persimmon is much smarter than we humans are.

The persimmon never created a make believe genus to separate itself from the fig since they both come from the Earth and ultimately return there again.

But like I said before, the persimmon is smarter than us humans.

Don’t be teal, aqua, cyan or blueish for Passover.

Be true blue, and be proud because you are royalty.