Archive for the ‘Straight Laced’ Category

The Official DP.com Unofficial ZipCar Commercial…

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

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Shout to all the i.C. producers and prA’li supporters that believe in my internets steez enough to send me operational money from their own wallets. Trust me that I don’t spend too much of your money on *ahem* medicine.

RAFI and I were traveling up to the beautiful Catskills Mountains in upstate New York to meet up with CASIMIR because ‘Bodega’ was being screened at the Woodstock Film Festival. I reserved a ZipCar for our trip. ZipCar is cool as shit because for the flat rate of your rental they pick up all of your gas and toll costs. Not even on some re-imbursable type ish either. Each car is equipped with and E-Z Pass and a gas card. Chea!

I reserved the Toyota Matrix for 7am at a garage a few blocks from Penn Station. When I arrived at 7:10am the garage was shuttered closed. Plus it was raining. It turns out that this garage didn’t open until 8am. I found this out at 7:40am after the attendant arrived. I called ZipCar’s customer service and I pitched a bitch. I told the rep that I had to get to movie screening in the mountains, but before all of that I had to pick the co-star. ZipCar sent me to another garage that was open and they upgraded my Matrix to a BMW 328i. Chea!

RAFI and I arrived early because I coasted up the NY Thruway at 90mph. Even the state troopers we encountered didn’t want it with us. The screening went down lovely and as you might imagine ‘Bodega’ was the belle of the ball, inciting the loudest laughs and getting us some groupie love on the streets of Woodstock. Since ZipCar also extended my reservation into a 24 hour window I used the time to…

  • a) Pick up a television from RAFI and bring it to my apartment in Freeport
  • b) Go grab up Chocolate Snowflake and have dinner with her siting in the car on Main Street in DUMBO overlooking the downtown Manhattan skyline
  • c) Stunt hard through Manhattan on a Sunday night
  • I can’t wait for the day when a company like ZipCar sponsors my site or the i.C.’s. That day can’t be too far off. In the meantime and in between time I will keep on making my vids and talking my talk.

    Jungle African iPod Piano Soul Music…

    Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

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    ‘Ye Tudda releases the video for ‘Love Lockdown’ and sonn totally reads my mind.

    Except for the part where it gets premiered on ELLEN, but at the end of the day what does it matter?

    The video has spaceships in it. ‘Ye Tudda has on the Air Yeezy shoes. Someone kill me.

    ye tudda ‘Ye Tudda says…
    Yo fam, I be on my spaceship shit.

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    empire strikes back

    My internets cipher is fucking Imperial!

    I fell thru VeE’s site and he had a drop on the artist that created mean ass movie posters like the one you see above. Hand painted movie posters, not that bitchmade photoshop shit that computer boys generate. VeE is also smashing shit on the political humor tip right now.

    Scritch & Scratch

    boba fett

    I checked my homey DirtyJerz’ page to see what vintage lifestyle wears he was flossing for the people and ‘Lo and behold (puns always intended) he did a drop on some Boba Fett NIKE SB Dunks.

    DirtyJerz

    Fucking Boba Fett!?! Sonn, is my all-universal favorite bounty hunter of all time.

    boba fett

    Then my homey Grandmaster gave me a shout out because he had some SB links for me to peep. I told him about the Boba Fett SB’s and he just gave me the link to the hoodie that I must own NOW!

    JASON CHU a/k/a Grandmaster

    How fire is this hoodie?!? Flames I tell ya’. FLAMES!

    boba fett

    ATLANTA BLOGGER OBAMA…

    Thursday, September 25th, 2008

    atl

    ATL get in where you fit in.

    FREE DRINKS (obama) + FREE FOOD.

    Contact: moses.davis@wmg.com / yancey.richardson@atlanticrecords.com

    THE NEW CLASSICS…

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    lifestyle

    Strictly for the lifestyle lovers we got a code from the homey Nerditry so we can copp some of that lifestyle swag on sale for an additional thirty percent off.

    The code is – RLFA2008

    Plug that into the checkout at Polo.com and you are gravy (no Biggie impersonator).

    They have a few of those RL Beijing 2008 I.T.’s on the sale too. Even some jawns for the extra meaty brothers on the Big & Tall page.

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