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“Eff The Olympics In The A!” – ERNIE P

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

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Not since the Olympics were held in Nazi Germany has the need for a total boycott of the 2008 Olympics been so powerful.

The Chinese have subjugated and tortured the Tibetan people, tried to crush their religion, raped and murdered their nuns and tortured and killed their children. At the same time they have been brutal in their repression of human rights of the Chinese people themselves.

How can you help in the boycott. Two ways:

  • 1) Active
  • 2) Passive
  • Active would entail writing letters to the media, your political elected officials and to the Olympic athletes, coaches and higher ups. Active would also entail something as simple as putting a sign in your window , car or porch saying “FREE TIBET”. It would also mean wearing a tee shirt with a powerful message. It would also entail rallies, protests and a boycott of any products advertised during the Olympics and letters to the sponsors letting them know Human Rights are more important than gold medals.

    Active would also only be limited by your imagination.

    Passive would entail passing this e-mail to a hundred friends and asking them to pass it on as well. It would also include not watching anything on television and speaking out to your friends and family. Television and sports have far too much importance in our current lives and boycotting these Olympics would free up valuable time we could spend as quality time with friends, families and loved ones.

    Lastly in my eyes the treatment, subjugation and colonization of the Tibetan people is a living mirror of the horrors visited onto Native Americans by the Europeans and the brutality of Apartheid in South Africa or the destruction in Palestine as well as racist Jim Crow laws and segregation right here in America.

    Remember the saying “No one can do everything, but everyone can do something.”

    Peace.

    – Ernie Paniccioli, author, lecturer, photographer, human being

    A Night At The BROOKLYN Museum…

    Monday, April 7th, 2008

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    There are a whole lot of reasons I could give you for living in New York City. The fresh air, the friendly people, the wildlife, but my favorite reason for living here in New York City is the abundance of museums and cultural institutions. Without these facilities New York City would be just like the place all these hipsters vacated to come here. Prah’lee some crappy ‘burg in Ohio.

    The Brooklyn Museum of Art along with the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens and the Brooklyn Central library at Grand Army Plaza make this one stretch of Eastern Parkway possibly the most culturally diverse corridor in the entire city. The library and the gardens are both gravy to the museum. The Brooklyn Museum of Art has a tremendous Egyptian art collection to rival even the city’s most formidable archive at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Plus the BMA has a sweet collection of art from the rest of the African continent along with some great pieces from African American artists.

    This KEHINDE WILEY painting greets visitors in the main lobby. I like WILEY’s work because he frames Black men in triumphant and majestic poses. My lady doesn’t care for his shit because he is a fruitbag and he more than likely paints his paramours.

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    The big event this past weekend wasn’t just the usual First Saturday party that the museum throws. The opening of an exhibit by the renowned Japanese pop culture artist TAKASHI MURAKAMI has drawn all kinds of acclaim to the museum. Earlier this week the museum threw a private bash for their donors where it was rumored that KanYe West performed.

    The opening has also drawn its share of critics as well since one of the biggest donors plans to redevelop a vast plot of acres several blocks from the museum’s steps (*more on this later this week*). There were also some protests from groups who don’t feel like public facilities should be used to promote and distribute privately held brands. MURAKAMI has designed a series of handbags for Louis Vuitton and there was a pop up shop for the luxury goods maker inside of the exhibit. I didn’t really feel a kind of way about this although in the overall sense I felt like we had come to the edge of reasons that a museum should exist for when we are selling luxury key fobs from Louis Vuitton. In the post-literate society that we live in isn’t a book enough of a luxury item?

    Anyhoo…

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    The MURAKAMI exhibit was interesting and full of excitement and movement. I had never really studied dude’s work except for the popular stuff that you see on the internets. Seeing his painting up close and in person I really got a better understanding for sonn’s artwork. This dude MURAKAMI is fucked the fuck up in the membrane. Sonn might have been abused as a child on some pr0nographic type shit. His paintings and sculptures are rife with phallic imagery and death. Both surreal and grotesque.

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    Who am I to bust this guy’s hump over the subject matter he chooses to paint? Japanese folks did get their asses blasted to smithereens some fifty years ago and for those people that remember the event it might still be fresh in their pathology. That is what I translated from the images of mushrooms adorned with all-seeing eyes and decorated with skulls. MURAKAMI’s use of color is a really neat diversion too. You think that the scene your viewing is happy, but actually it’s a macabre story of decaptiation.

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    I see a lot of parallels in his paintings that coincide with the economic downturn here in the U.S. As we march happily along our debt piles up to the point of crushing us where we stand. At least some of us will have a brightly colored satchel to carry into Hades.

    Hell in a handbasket, but not just any old bag, a TAKASHI MURAKAMI x LOUIS VUITTON handbasket.

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    Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy dandied up this brother’s vines in order to sell their crap.

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    A section from one of my favorite pieces had these images throwing up into the mouths of characters below. Methinks that 2girls1cup owes this man some guap.

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    This security guard was hiding behind a grotesque sculpture waiting to pounce on anyone taking pictures.

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    DP, 40 DAWG and TY the emcee

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    ThinkTank Marketing along with some of Brooklyn’s finest

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    My PARDON ME DUKE family

    I know that I don’t have any pics of the hot ladies that were in the building, and trust me, to get all of these negroes out of their mother’s basements there had to be a grip of ladies, but Chocolate Snowflake was on my arm and that shit is unnecessary bad form to be staring at broads when you are out on the town with your bottom bi-. Nah’mean?!?

    Blu Cheez Photo Gallery: TAKASHI MURAKAMI EXHIBIT @ THE BROOKLYN MUSEUM OF ART

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    Homegirl came with KanYe.

    SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

    Saturday, April 5th, 2008

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    I’m going in hard with my SB collection. I’m at the point where I only copp exclusive Dunks. I call these joints my ‘Wheaties’. They’re like wheat bread for your feet bed word to Bruce Jenner.

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    And you can hate me now for the fake ostrich skin on the Achilles’ cover.

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    * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS *

    More Black Eye Boom Bap Posse Rap Cage Match contestants…


    ‘Don’t Curse’ – Heavy D, Kool G Rap, Grand Puba, CL Smooth, Big Daddy Kane, Pete Rock & Q-Tip


    ‘She Wants To Move’ (remix) – Common, Pharrell, Mos Def, DeLa Soul and Q-Tip

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    “This stuff is really FRESHHHHH!”

    DALLASPENN.COM: Creepin’ While You Sleep

    Monday, March 31st, 2008

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    In the middle of the night while most of you were sleeping the crack staff over here at DP dot com (read: me and my Blackberry) were checking for some of the heat on the internets. We have a lot of fun hollering at you on the daily and there are some friends of ours that fuel and frame our thoughts while we do our thang. Peep the game of some of these sites and bookmark as needed…

    911 @ The Cynic Life

    Check out Encyclopedia Black’s review of The Roots crew single ‘Birthay Girl’. Sonn gets it [ll].

    Here’s some shit that crossed my mind. I’ll insert the links when I get back to H.Q. Or maybe not…

  • Hillary should just quit already
  • Y’all need to respect the gangster of big pharma. Niggas like Merck ain’t get their corporate name for no reason.
  • Iraq. Still so very fucked the fuck up.
  • I’m considering declaring bankruptcy in order to get some of the Federal bailout for “upside down” homeowners.
  • G Dubbz attached his economic revitilization proposal to the wiretap legislation.
  • Should companies like AT & T be let off the hook for illegally distributing the private information of their subscribers, which is contrary to their user agreements?
  • Did you see the news report that said cellphone usage is more problematic for cancer than even smoking or obesity?
  • *fat boy kisses his ass goodbye as he lights blunt while typing blogs on Blackberry*

    The Pee Is Still Free @ i.C.

    Monday, March 24th, 2008

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    Your friends, the iNternets Celebrities, cordially invite you and a friend to drink someone else’s wine and eat someone else’s food for FREE 2nite!

    Rooftop Films is hosting an evening of short films in the swanky Chelsea Food Market. One block north from the new flagship Apple superstore and right across the street from the even swankier Maritime Hotel. This is some classy shit so I hope we can bring our community’s acute sense of social justice and love for all things free to the venue. But mostly our ability to eat any party out of their hors’d’oeuvres.

    What: Rooftop Films New York Non-Fiction Short Film Screening Extravaganza!
    When: 2nite! 7pm, March 24th
    Where: Chelsea Market, 725 9th Ave, btwn 15th and 16th Streets
    Who: The iNternets Celebrities opus to the act of doing a #1 (Urine Nation) and a list of New York City centric film shorts plus a live band.