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Nerds Night Out…

Monday, October 15th, 2007

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INTERNERDS STAND UP!

BLADERUNNER: The Final Cut

This flick is playing now at the Ziegfield on West 54th Street and Thursday is the last night of the run. Whoever is in the mood to catch this joint on the big screen should hit me up [ll] some kind of way so we can politic this flick. I went to the re-opening this past Friday and sure enough the movie was even better than I remembered it. RUTGER HAUER and EDWARD JAMES OLMOS pwned this shit.

Billy Sunday’s FaceBook Freak-A-Leaks…

Monday, October 15th, 2007

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It is going down so crazy on FaceBook right now you can’t even imagine. It’s like the BlackPlanet all over again, except these chicks have all their teeth in their mouth. Check out shorty here from one of the design houses on Fashion Avenue here in New York City. She looks like she can work a pole a lil’ somethin’ too.

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She must get it from her momma. I need to holla at ol’ girl and see what is really poppin’, although when a grown ass woman is looking this good I already know that I don’t have the paper to keep the Botox bubblin’.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

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Shouts to my peoples Rios and Air Maxwell from the Dr.Jays on Fordham Road. I made a quick stop through there a few weeks ago to copp those Air Max 90 360 hybrids with the flash pink laces and these folks showed me some love on a few other I.T.’s, just on the strength that they read this blog. Being an iNternets Celebrity in the streets has its privileges.

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Dr.Jays is one of NYC’s classic sneaker ansd streetwear spots. They don’t carry the ultra-trendy streetwear labels (read: ghey), but they do sell some of that ghetto shit that no self-respecting Black dude would ever wear. You know that shit that is only popular within the New York City housing projects. I don’t care where you reside though. You just need to have a new pair of kicks on your feet if you want to get my respect.

Dr.Jays is where you can copp that crisp new flavor.

I fucks with this spot for a bunch of reasons…

  • 1) Several locations all around NYC – Fulton Street, Fordham Road, Jamaica Avenue AND 34th Street
  • 2) These dudes sell shit below MSRP – Nike ‘3M Croc’ print Dunks = $70
  • 3) Dr.Jays has a Nike Urban account and this means exclusive shit.
  • 4) These niggas got every possible color of Yankees fitted.
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    I copped the 3M Dunks because they are fireworks, and way cheaper than anywhere else I have seen them.

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    Dr.Jays carries a brand called Lot29 ansd they are doing some ridiculous shit right now with DC Comics heroes and villains. I am not fucking with any of this Lot29 shoit because they are bastardizing the DC Comics brand. This is the type of campy, cartoonish n onsense that you might be able to get away with when you use Bugs Bunny, but even still it’s obvious to me that whoever was contracted to design this line had no feel for comics or how to represent them. The line totally looks and feels like clownshoes.

    Memo to DC Comics… Make it stop!

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    Now here is how it should be done. Marvel Comics has the best designers working on their branded apparel. Their shit is just tougher than leather. I copped two(2) of these Spider-Man tees so I could keep one on ice. They had a Punisher joint and a Venom tee, but Spider-Man is the GOAT of the Marvel franchise and I can’t wait to sport my tee for the premiere of SM 4.

    Good looking out Dr.Jays!

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    CLASSIC BLUES SOUL MUSIC DNA…

    Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

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    With MISSY “Misdemeanor’ ELLIOT receiving a VH-1 Hip-Hop Honor award this week I thought I would highlight the DNA of one of my favorite jams from her. ‘Supa Dupa Fly’ was a fun video that set MISSY entirely apart from the female whore cum-rapper crowd. The sample belonged to a classic blues soul song from ANN PEEPLES.

    ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’ is evocative and stunning. In the genre of blues music there is no theme more personal than that of lost love. ANN PEEPLES half shouts and half cries as she sings this song.

    Take a listen to MISSY’s version as well as a cover from the great TINA TURNER and then the G.O.A.T. classic from ANN PEEPLES.

    MISSY ELLIOT – ‘Supa Dupa Fly’


    TINA TURNER – ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’


    ANN PEEPLES – ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’

    * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS *

    How about some blue eyes to go with your bluesy soul music?

    JANIS JOPLIN – ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’

    It’s A Demo, It’s A Demo, It’s A Demo…

    Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

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    Top 5 dead or alive.

    I was on the AIM with RAFI lastnite and he convinced me to post these YouTube clips which I shot in order to pitch the movie to he and CASIMIR which would later become ‘Cereal Is Dope’.

    For RAF and I the hard part in making these movies is essentially our pitch to CAS. We have to find a way to endear him or excite him on the subject before he will even consider shooting the movie. For CAS, the editing process begins before the tape has even started rolling. The real question is… Why would anyone even want to watch this shit?

    The following clips are my pitch to the i.C. in the attempt to have our cereal movie produced. Now if you had seen these first would you have wanted to go ahead and shoot the movie?



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