Archive for the ‘Straight Laced’ Category

CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

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Back in the building with more of that good good for your anus the Captain has a gang of hits for this week’s drop. I’m not sure what happened here last week but the music selection only elicited the sound of crickets in the brush. Maybe y’all felt a kind of way seeing the absurd parody of Hip-Hop being parodied by people outside of the ‘culture’.

Well get over yourself. Hip-Hop isn’t above our criticism, disdain, parody, praise or discipline. When you love something or someone you should be ready to discipline them when you see them doing wrong. If you are afraid to do that then you are wasting your love because they won’t learn self-control by themselves. Did you? So let’s take a break for a minute from the bitches and ho’s, but let’s not stray too far away from the beat. The break beat.

Who does the Captain fucks with when he’s not fucking with rap music? You already know that we digg on the Clash over here something serious. Them dudes is the second greatest band of all time behind Parliament Funkadelic and the Clash did their thing with a whole lot less members than P-Funk. True story is that before the tI’s declared that Hip-Hop had to made only by niggas in order for it to be authentic I thought the Clash was Hip-Hop. The Clash was cooler than fuck and them niggas did two important things with their music. Their beats and rhythms made me dance and their lyrics and songwriting made me think.

In the great African tradition there is the drum and the voice. The music and the message. Have a listen to the shit that the captain fucks with when he ain’t fucking with no cRap music…


THE CLASH – ‘Radio Clash’


PRIMUS – ‘Shake Hands With Beef’


RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS – ‘Emit Remmus’


PINK FLOYD – ‘Another Brick In The Wall’


QUEEN featuring DAVID BOWIE – ‘Under Pressure’


DEFTONES – ‘Sweetest Perfection’


PRIMUS – ‘My Name Is Mud’


RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS – ‘Around The World’


QUEEN – ‘Another One Bites The Dust’


THE CLASH – ‘The Magnificent Dance’

DP.Com x Spider-Man: Getting Blown Together…

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

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How geeked are you for the new Spider-Man movie premiering next week? No, really, how geeked are you? Are you wearing your Spider-Man Underoos from when you were four years old on your head like a mask? When someone is annoying you are you placing your middle finger and your ring finger in the palm of your hand in order to shoot webbing over their mouth? Are you using your spider-sense to alert you when to remove the Toaster Strudels from the microwave?

Not only am I having Spider angst but the entire NYC will be in the throes on Spider-Man Week from April 30th until the movie premieres on May 4th. There will be tons of special events all around the city as kids and comic book fans celebrate our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

DallasPenn Dot Com is not one to be outdone evar, even if I am in competition with the city of New York. So everytime I do a post related to Spider-Man or comicdom in general I will host a brief contest quiz and the winner will receive a brand new copy of the widescreen edition Spider-Man 1 DVD. Mailed to you for free thanks to the sponsors of DP Dot Com.

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This week’s quiz looks into some of the private life of Peter Parker…

  • 1. What Queens neighborhood does Peter live in with his aunt and uncle?
  • 2. Name the superhero that Spider-Man was schtooping on the side?
  • 3. And her government name?
  • 4. What was Spider-Man’s day job?
  • 5. Do any superheroes get paid for being super?
  • There’s an easy five questions for this round. Put your answers in the comments section true believers.

    ‘Who Shot Ya’?’ By ERNIE PANICCIOLI

    Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

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    Editor’s note: The debate for censorship of Hip-Hop music is quickly spinning into a circus for lies and propaganda. While we here at DP Dot Com support the rights of artists to use any means and mediums for their expressions we understand there is a need to temper the images and ideas that proliferate mainstream media with a balanced perspective on life, love and learning. Supporting us and other artists is photographer ERNIE PANICCIOLI who has been a documentarian of Hip-Hop since it’s inception. ERNIE gets it. The war over words has become a distraction from the real noise rumbling under our feet. There are less media outlets available for artisitc expression and because of this cultural norms are being skewed towards the lowest common denominator. Brother ERNIE takes a few minutes to tell us how to direct our energy and focus if we are to ever regain our balance…

    A Warning To Hip-Hop
    Watch out. Now that the processed haired nasty man has flexed against another paper tiger and the IMUSHARPTON beast is still simmering if you listen to the chatter you will hear two things loudly as background noise.

    Censorship and Hip Hop.

    Those things cannot co-exist. Even before I was born censorship had a chilling effect on art. In the 30’s and 40’s Hollywood was hit with censorship and had to meet a code to get a movie released. It resulted in the stifling of creativity. Then they went after comic books and that watered down creative output. Then down South the religious right lashed out at Rock and Roll and forced Little Richard underground and left us with Pat Boone.

    Calvin Butts, C. Delores Tucker are just a couple of folks that have made moves against Rap artists to no avail. But if you scan thru the talk shows all of the talking heads (Black and White) are all saying Imus was influenced by Rap Music and now once again Rap Music is a big Black Boogieman. Missing in the dialogue (and seemingly in the recent documentary “Beyond Hip Hop by Byron Hurt” also full of talking heads) is the colonization factor in Rap Music. Yes, the artists that promote garbage, hate, and all of the poison they spout are guilty of having no class, self hate, lack of respect for women, life and their people but it is the CORPORATE RECORD COMPANY EXECUTIVES AND THEIR CORPORATE DISTRIBUTORS AND VIDEO OUTLETS all figure-headed by Black Women like Sylvia Rhone and Debra Lee that trade, profit and merchandise from this climate of hate.

    It is also these same corporate moguls that block any attempt by conscious artists to get signed, widely exposed or get media attention or love by the magazines. We, the Zulu Nation and Federation and Turn Off Channel Zero amongst many other grass root organizations with the help of a few non-cowards in the media like Brother Davey D (www.daveyd.com) and Sister Rosa Clemente (WBAI.org) are pushing and supporting a nationwide Balance Campaign to not censor anyone, but rather to push to allow access to Mos Def, dead prez, Marvin Gaye, Sly Stone, James Brown, Gil Scott Heron, George Clinton, Prince, Chaka Khan and Aretha Franklin and not just have the radio waves blocked, gagged and over exposed with non-talent, payola bought, corporate drivel that plays the same 20 songs and videos 24 hours a day, seven days a week on all music media outlets.

    Stay tuned and watch the fallout to see who gets burned and how once again the invisible colonizers who sit in the smoke filled rooms and make decisions that affect our lives, economics and art forms remain hidden and safe from public scrutiny.

    Peace, Bro. Ernie

    JOELL ORTIZ IS SAVING HIP-HOP…

    Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

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    In case you didn’t know, BILLY SUNDAY grinds for the Evil Empire.

    The world’s most hardbody Hip-Hop blogger BILLY XAVIER SUNDAY recently sat down with Aftermath and Koch Records artist JOELL ORTIZ and kicked it about everything in and around Hip-Hop. If you still love Hip-Hop that evokes pictures with talented wordplay you will enjoy JOELL ORTIZ’ music. SUNDAY’s interviews ran at XXL Mag Dot Com in two parts…

  • I’m From The Bottom Like You
  • I’m From The Bottom Like You (Pt II)
  • Here is his new video for the single track ‘Brooklyn Bullshit’…

    CLEANING YOUR KITTY…

    Monday, April 23rd, 2007

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    From being a public access talk show host to an overnight internets celebrity, sex therapist ALEXYSS TYLOR keeps her shit realer than most. Real raw and unky that is. Study her lessons well and you will become a master of penis and/or pussy power.


    ‘Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody’