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B.E.T. = Bullshit Every Time…

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

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It’s one thing for Viacom to shit on Black Entertainment Television by stripping all of their production values to the bare minimum. Exploiting content from this outlet is all that Viacom was ever going to do in the first place. B.E.T. isn’t supposed to win, and with a multi-national conglomerate keeping its foot in your arse you will never win.

It was bad enough that B.E.T. exploited Hip-Hop until it almost became an irrelevant caricature of itself. Now B.E.T. will do Viacom’s dirty work by exploiting the lifestyles of gays, lesbians and transgenders using the thinly veiled disguise of a subculture of Hip-Hop reality show. A transgender professional with a laundry list of rapper’s phone numbers will get a television show to talk shit (literally I imagine) and the Internets Celebrities can’t get a thirty minute variety show to kick truth to the youth.

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I’m sure this young lady has a few tricks up her sleeve, but who cares about this shit? No, really? Do you care who she suxed and fuxed? I sure don’t. But somebody does and that is why she is on top [ll]. Truth be told I don’t think television is my endgame anyhoo. Especially since companies are developing the mobile devices that will allow for high-resolution digital images. My problem is the lust for this content and what that tells me about the execs that create programming based on a ‘Hip-Hop’ model.

Your image and your integrity were never more important to your brand then they are now. If you won’t stand up for something then you will fall for anything. I’m not going to let the culture that I helped birth by participating in and consuming and communicating its value to be further bastardized by those that don’t give a shit about it. Do me a favor internets and turn off your television. Turn off that bullshit.

MEYHEM YORK CITY…

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

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I got up with the homie MEYHEM LAUREN for a minute last night to politic this production going down in April. The date will be here in a minute so I have to get busy nailing everything down to the wall. The venue first and foremost and then the artists. MEYHEM reminded me to holler at THIRSTIN’ HOWL 3rd and make sure he has the date open on his schedule. MEYHEM and THIRST go back and on the strength of the love of the lifestyle we all came together. I could say it was the Timeless Truth video shoot for ‘Priceless’ but in truth we was bound to come together at some point. NYC is a big city, but the group of people that are into certain shit hardbody are the smaller subsets and they always link even if it happens on some randomosity.

Here’s THIRSTIN’ HOWL 3rd and MEYHEM LAUREN fuxing around in the studio having fun…


Thirstin’ Howl 3rd and Meyhem Lauren – ‘Treat Her Like A Prostitute’

MEYHEM and I walked east along Queens Boulevard from the Queens Center Mall up to the Marshall’s in Rego Park. Macy*s at QCM had garbage. It’s been a thousand years since I caught any heat from that spot. I don’t even go into QCM anymore since they closed the Orange Julius spot. While we walked under the Long Island Expressway I peeped what looked like a wheatpaste label on the overhead concrete piers at least ten feet off the ground. The shit read MEYHEM LAUREN .COM and I laughed out loud. What was even more hilarious is that MEYHEM said he doesn’t even know who did that shit.

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Graff kids are the OG guerilla marketers. They invent newer and slicker ways to put their brand in front of your eyes. They develop the nuanced ways to attract your eyes. When I talk about the “lifestyle” I am literally talking about MEYHEM LAUREN. He lives it all. Polo, sneakers, graffiti. I’m extra sick because he wears a size 12. I’m just lucky he doesn’t collect action figures. He’d take that game over too.


Meyhem Lauren – Got The Fever

We fell thru this spot on Queens Boulevard called Format. It was a tiny little BMX specialty shop with some sick ass bike frames and SBs for sale. Quagmires and such. Nigel, the brother working at the shop asked me if I was a “Lo Head” and I told him that I wasn’t a ‘Lo head but a “Lifestyler”. Polo Ralph Lauren is my favorite clothing brand fa’sho but my love for ‘Lo goes deeper[ll] than my vintage bear baseball caps. I’m all about matching my knit sweaters with hats and scarves of the same design. I’m all about coordinating my sneakers with my outfit as well. And if you keep your eyes wide open you might see remnants of my presence somewhere in the city.

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The Marshall’s on Queens Blvd was tapped out as well. MEYHEM pointed me to a couple of I.T.s they had on the floor but nothing had the dazzle top make the kid thirsty to cop. I kept it moving and MEYHEM and I parted ways for now with more ideas about who we can connect with for the ‘Lo-End Theory event. I feel like this joint will be epic. In the handful of blocks that we walked and talked I learned a lot about Killa Sha that most fans of his didn’t know and I learned that MEYHEM even knew some of my closest friends from when I lived another life. The world is hell’a big my peoples, but when you fux some certain kinds of shit you will always meet the other people that fux with that shit too. It’s inevitable.


Meyhem Lauren, Timeless Truth and J-Love – ‘Timeless Greatness’

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

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It must be springtime if the DP.COM MANNY WATCH is in effect.

As MANNY enter the second year of his 2yr deal with Los Angeles he appears to wistfully pine for the days when he was in Cleveland. MANNY could be carefree then because he was still in his early twenties and he was going to live forever. Now that he is in his late thirties and his best years are firmly in the rearview mirror sportswriters collectively wonder what MANNY has left in the tank. Last year’s post-suspension play was not MANNY’s best look.

I wanted him to come to the Mets so badly and now look who I have instead, JASON BAY. Why do you torture me like this Lord?

I wonder if the Mets would consider acquiring MANNY to use in a RUSTY STAUB type fashion and switch him over to first base? CARLOS DELGADO is washed up and needs to be put down anyhoo.

Clash Of The Titans…

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

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The top three players in the Association were all on the floor last night and by the end of their games KEVIN DURANT was the only one who didn’t walk off the floor with a win. DURANT’s team did go against one of the league’s upper echelon squads and DURANT extended his 25+ppg scoring streak, but to be the MVP of the Association KEVIN DURANT will have to give teams like the Suns the dagger [ll] and not just bottom feeders like the Knicks.

Kobe Bryant returned to the Lakeshow lineup with dagger in hand. I still feel like DURANT is the best player in the game right now but Kobe is still the most determined. He. Will. Not. Lose. I’d like to imagine that Oklahoma City could upend Los Angeles in the tourney but that is just my folly when I root for the overmatched underdogs.

LeBron James is another closer. Not on Kobe’s level tho’, but definitely someone that the league wants to see do well. The Cavaliers finally got some production from the anxiety-ridden Antawn Jamison. I hate this compression vest the players are wearing that looks like a half a t-shirt. That shit makes Jamison look weak or injured. Cavs ain’t gonna beat the Lakers dressed like shook ones.

How To Stay Ice Cold In America…

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

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With the release of his latest music video, ‘Coldest Winter’, KanYe West remains the coldest, most calculating artist in Hip-Hop.
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