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Not For Long: Week 15

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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No. You aren’t going to win the grand prize.

Technically, you are still in contention for tying the top spot if you have at least 90 points.

But you could come up on a host of other prizes being offered in this season’s DP.com NFL Pick ‘Em pool sponsored by prA’li (the word we all use because we are too lazy smart to constantly annunciate the word ‘probably’).

  • The pooler with the highest single week score
  • The pooler who won the most weeks individually
  • The pooler who submitted picks for every week but still had the lowest overall amount
  • Can any of you score a JUMANJI?!? That is, can any of you pick EVERY game correctly, or every game incorrectly in a single week?

    King Blair Bout to S**t on U 122
    THE UNSEEN 122
    titansfan78 121
    Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 120
    Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 120
    Slaug_ter House 119
    furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 116
    Chief Okoye 116
    theotherstevesmith 115
    Home Cookin’ 114
    BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 113
    nuh nuh nuh… gone 112
    DA’s Wonder Twins 111
    PurplePeopleEatersPause 111
    Dumb Penalties 110
    Vick Flair 110
    Suck a Dick Butkus 109
    KoolMick_Lovin 108
    Brooklyn Gyrl 108
    Fearless Vampire Killers 107
    cocotaso 107
    BananaClipse 103
    JayWho??? 102
    CtrlAltMalik 100
    BXPittFan 100
    AC 96
    Ruffway Bruisers 89
    Jesse 82
    DirtyJerz 79
    Big Rils 68
    Rent a Dread 65
    Madden Corleone 63
    blackneckid 63
    Las Baja Panties 58
    The Roxbury Gun Club 56
    MichelleObama’sDip 55
    EFFBOMBS 55
    No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
    BANITTLES 44
    Angela Propertalks 43
    FiftySickz 32
    Inglorious Bastards Redux 31
    KeeksPicks 28
    dat520 16
    BROADYOLOGY 9
    RLtron 9
    Svennie’s Lag missing swag 9
    Hold the Throne 7
    Kidd Funkadelic Rides Again 0
    SP Squad 0

    Back in Week 9 Furiou$tyles picked every game but only got 2 correctly. Now he is only 6pts off the top spot. Consistency and perseverance is ultimately what will win this pool in the last week. Stay tuned…

    The Association’s Dark Knight…

    Thursday, December 17th, 2009

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    Kobe Bryant is a friend to no man, woman or child.

    BOOM BAP ALMOST KILLED BY WHAM! RAP…

    Monday, December 14th, 2009

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    I fux with Wham! [ll]

    I fux with the 1980’s pop group and I fux with George Michael [ll].

    Back in the early 1980’s when record companies were still trying to figure out what to do with rap music several rock and pop music groups had taken their turns putting out rap songs. My favorite joint is called ‘This Is Radio Clash’ from the punk rock band The Clash.

    There is also Blondie’s undeniable ‘Rapture’ which namedropped Hip-Hop stars Grandmaster Flash and Fab 5 Freddy who would later become Hip-Hop icons.

    But there is another rap song from the British pop music duo Wham! that could have entirely derailed the rap music movement forever if kids started thinking that you had to wear tight leather jackets and skinny jeans just to be a fashionable rap star.

    Lucky for us that didn’t happen.

    KEVIN POWELL COAT DRIVE = G.O.A.T.

    Thursday, December 10th, 2009

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    I would never suggest that you wear shoes and nicely ironed ‘slacks’ to a party, but this event right here is the G.O.A.T. one night event. It’s as if Target and DSW and PathMark AND Victoria Secret’s got together to throw a party. It’s a delicious estrogen overload.

    It is the only party filled to the gills with working ladies. For some of whom this may be their last time giving a man some action. If you single fellas play your cards right you will also bag up a shorty with the mean connect to a New Year’s Eve jumpoff.

    Don’t go here to rack up digits tho’. Go here to hunt down a piece of trophy poon for your holiday mantle. Avoid ThunderDome if possible.

    Friday, December 11, 2009 @ 10:00pm
    TRIBECA CINEMAS
    54 Varick Street (@ Laight St.)
    New York, NY
    $ = FREE

    Fila Still Got Flavor…

    Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

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    I’m gonna enjoy this obama. Fila was that lifestyle brand in the eighties that all of these other sportswear companies have tried to swaggerjack. Fila, Le Coq Sportif, Prince and Sergio Tachini were all must have warm up suits for your collection. Fila was the freshest of the lot. They used velour cottons and well made lightweight wool blends that gave meaning to term ‘warm up’.

    The Fila aerobic trainer was the most official sneaker for anyone going to see a movie on the Deuce unless you had the Gucci trainer. I would crack up if Polo still had a pair of Gucci joints. I give credit where it is due and Polotron stayed wearing the Gucci trainers. I would call the OG Gucci trainer and the Bally Competition >>> The Air Jordan 2. Fila’s aerobic joints are iconic as well.

    Polo, hit me on the hip for we can roll up on this joint.