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No fishsticks…
As the regular season finally comes to a close the Dodgers appear to be limping into the post-season. They begin a three game homestand with their division rivals, the Colorado Rockies, to determine the outright winner of the NL West. The Dodgers magic number is 1 but that might be the hardest number to get coming off a four game losing streak.
MANNY RAMIREZ, the mercurial superstar of the Dodgers has been sidelined for the last two games with a hamstring pull. If the Dodgers are going to come out of the National League for these playoffs then MANNY will have to pull a KIRK GIBSON act from under his dredlocks cap. The question remains who will be the OREL HERSHISER on the hill for L.A. The Dodgers do lead the league in lowest team ERA.
If the MLB post-season started this weekend the American League bracket would be set. The Tigers will come to the new Yankee mall in the south Bronx and the Red Sox fly out to Anaheim. The Tigers don’t stand a chance against this Yankee team and the Red Sox seem to have the Angels figured out. The stage is set for the Yankees to exorcise the recent hex that Boston has hels over them in the playoffs.
The National League bracket isn’t formed yet because the Dodgers or Rockies could end up the champs of the NL West division. The Phillies are last years World Series winners but they hardly look like the team to beat in the NL. The Cards are also uninspiring as the team to come out of the NL. This could be the Dodgers year to get back into the top trophy tilt. If only MANNY could use his women tits medicine for the month of October…
If you are looking to see some new sneaker acquisitions on this page you will be disappointed for at least another 6 weeks while I get my finances back in order. That is why I am going so hard in the paint to win the free sneakers in the annual DP.com football pool. If I pull this win out I will be incorrigible. The DP.com football pool is as much as a marathon as it is a challenge to be the top football fan on the internets.
Going into week 4 the top 10 is actually 13 and the entire field of 50 still has a chance even though some of the players have yet to score a point. Those players may have quit on themselves already. I’m not looking backwards though. My eyes are on the prize. The good news is that my homey Pete who owns Premium Laces NY will make sure he has a pair of Green Bay Packers Nike SB Dunks available for me to buy the winner. Someone is getting hooked the fux up for the new year.
1 Jesse 34
2 Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 33
3 Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 31
3 Chief Okoye 31
3 theotherstevesmith 31
3 BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 31
3 JayWho??? 31
8 cocotaso 30
8 nuh nuh nuh… gone 30
8 THE UNSEEN 30
8 Vick Flair 30
8 PurplePeopleEatersPause 30
8 King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 30
Longtime poolers JESSE and Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow contend for the top spot at the 1/4 mark in the 2009 NFL season, after them the jumble is wild and crazy. Keep making your weekly picks and one of you players could wind up the king of the hill.