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Wading Into MVP Waters…

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

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I’m not trying to discount everything that DWAYNE WADE has been doing this season. Of all the players being considered for the Association’s MVP statue WADE is clearly playing with the least talent all around him. The Miami Heat are the current version of the Vancouver Grizzlies without WADE in the backcourt.

But is WADE the MVP?

Looking at the latest numbers you can make the argument. WADE recently capped off a tremendous week by becoming the Heat’s all-time leading scorer ahead of ALONZO MOURNING. He did that in a little over half of the games it required MOURNING. DWAYNE WADE is a consistent scorer, but not in the manner that you would want from your MVP’s. KOBE is the dagger scorer who knifes his opponents with 3-pointer and fade-aways so razor sharp that they cut the larynx of the the opposing fans. LeBRON JAMES is the hammer scorer who bullies the basket with thunderous dunks and muscleman jumpers.

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DWAYNE WADE scores 50 points and you have to wonder when did he do it. WADE has the most inappropriate court nickname of all time – “Flash”. His work ethic and countenance on the court belie that moniker. If there ever were a lunch pail superstar in professional basketball then WADE is that guy. Those types of descriptions usually go to modestly skilled non-Black athletes, but WADE is supremely skilled and ridiculously humble. This is why WADE is one of the leading assist making two-guards. Do you remember the big deal the press made when KOBE first learned to give an assist? WADE definitely tries to keep his entire team engaged and alert.

DWAYNE WADE is also a tremendous defensive player. This shouldn’t be overlooked when deciding the MVP even though there is a separate award for defensive player of the year. KOBE might be a better individual defender, while I feel that KOBE is a better all around individual player, but as a team player and a team defender and someone who will answer the bell and do whatever his team needs him to do DWAYNE WADE is that dude.

The only reason I might not grant DWAYNE WADE the MVP award is because of those rumors of him dating STAR JONES right after she divorced AL REYNOLDS. That shit right there is more like M.V.PU~.

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Mexican Kids = Winners…

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

NYC Streets = Hot & Crusty…

Friday, March 13th, 2009

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You never know who you will run into on New York City’s grilchy streets. Real celebrities, internets celebrities and automobiles of the rich and famous.

Walk with me through the hot and crusty New York City streets…

(featuring Elliott RapRadar Wilson, ChubbsDolla, MickeyFactz, Skyzoo, Shamz da man from OkayPlayer and LowKey UHTN

JESSICA RABBIT FTW!

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

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Jessica Rabbit >>> JESSICA BIEL x JESSICA SIMPSON + JESSICA ALBA and the square root of JESSICA LANGE.

You do the math…

Jessica Rabbit’s official measurements are 40-23-40.

That is what you should affectionately call a brick shithouse. Barbie might be 50yrs old, but she doesn’t have a hotdamn thing on Jessica Rabbit.

My whole Jessica Rabbit drop flew out of my head after I peeped this video from Royal who found this Woman’s History Month angel from the pr0n don a/k/a H8torade

UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE

Here’s a Women’s History Month bonus video from our good friends over at Random Thoughts for those of you that felt a little weird watching the little kids in the background of the previous clip.

I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends…

Friday, March 6th, 2009

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And I get into HighLine Ballroom with an assist from my dudes the Ruffian, Blagavelli and Shamz-OKP.

I ran into Shamz yesterday afterwork. He had a shorty to link up with, and boy did he?!? More on the exploits of OkayPlayer’s very own Shamz later in this drop. The buzz tonight was for my main negro on the treegrow RONI the Ruffian to celebrate his 30th bornday, and the Roots to inaugurate their weekly residency at the HighLine Ballroom.

The Roots are about to revive Hip-Hop and rap music in the only way they know how. They come and tear the roof off the mothersucker. What hyperbole hasn’t been written about the Roots? Maybe the fact that Black Thought survived in the ocean from Haiti to Florida for almost two weeks with nothing more than a lit blunt and a package of Skittles. That shit is true. I saw it on Vh-1 storytellers.

The Roots are still the Roots and they are still earnest musicians who play their instruments like they mean this shit. If you have the chance to see them anywhere and the $10 that it costs at the HighLine Ballroom are too much for your blood… The Roots are sure to do a park jam somewhere this summer. Secretly, I think the name the Roots is missing a letter – ‘B’. These dudes play so much of the time I think the Roots might really be the RoBots. These dudes had themselves cloned years ago and that is how they can do concerts and work around the clock. No one works as hard as the legendary do.

The Roots residency at the HighLine Ballroom will most definitely be a legendary gathering. Emphasis on the Mos Def part. This harkens back to the days of the Roots jamming at a little space in TriBeCa called the Wetlands. Those were the best days of my life. These are the new best days of our lives. Celebrate the soundtrack of your life with the Roots as the backing band. You will thank me for this advice later on.