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Rondo In The Terrordome…

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

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The key for the Knicks to record their ninth straight win against the surging Celtics will begin and end with Raymond Felton’s battle with Rajon Rondo. A’Mare Stoudemire and Kevin Garnett should cancel each other out. The combination of Wilson Chandler and Landry Fields should contain Paul Pierce from going full retard. I’m not worried about Ray Allen going ham either. This game tilts on the hands of the best point guard in the Association and the hottest PG over the past two weeks.

Rondo doesn’t get intimidated either but he does turn the ball over in transition. If the Knickerbockers can keep the tempo at a high rate of speed the Celtics will get sloppy with the rock. The game has to be a track meet with the Knicks forcing the older legs of the Celtics to maintain a breakneck pace. That’s how the Lakers ran over the Celtics last June, but Rondo was still a problem child. Kobe dealt with him by forcing turnovers.

Raymond Felton needs to become Kobeyashi.

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Jay-Z Is A Puppet…

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

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via ETSY

For those of you who have been waiting to give the Jiggaman the finger [ll].

Jets On The Ground…

Monday, December 13th, 2010

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When Thanksgiving rolled around the Jets were one of the best teams in the league. Just like the NFL is an acronym for Not For Long, it didn’t take long for the Jets to start looking like stuffed turkeys.

In two consecutive weeks everything that has been dominant about the Jets has been torn down. Sure, Tom Brady is one of the greatest quarterbacks to play pro football, but when the Dolphins play in the division they really aren’t any better than the Bills. The Jets needed to win this home game badly because their next two games are on the road.

Pittsburgh and then Chicago.

The Jets can beat the Steelers and the Bears but not if they keep playing dumb shook football like they have the past two weeks. I’d prefer less Rex Ryan pregame quotes for the rest of the month. Let’s go Jets. Don’t let the ghosts of Richard Todd, Ken O’Brien and Christmas’ past put lumps of coal in your cleats.

Back To The Future…

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

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Dr.Dre’s latest single from the near mythical proposed album ‘Detox’ is being met with mostly guffaws not at the music but at Dre’s choice of apparel. It’s not like he didn’t pioneer the extra-fitted double-breasted look twenty something years ago. Why switch your pitch if it can still get your plate out? Mangled baseball metaphor aside, the new single ‘Kush’ is a return to the formula that the Doctor has perfected.

Posse cuts?

Ghostwriters?!

Nate Dogg?!?

All of this is the chemistry that Dr.Dre mixes into his best music, along with the dopest drum tracks and piano riffs out the ass [ll]. You can act like you won’t fux with ‘Kush’, but if you leave your mom’s basement anytime in the next two weeks and find yourself in the club you best believe you will be bobbing your head to this track.


‘Kush’


‘Parental Discretion Iz Advised’
The bassline and masterful intro from the D.O.C. makes this track. D.O.C. even had enough verses in his rhymebook to make Dre sound nice with his. This shit still bangs hard after 20 years in the tapedeck. Are you peeping the piano plucks?


‘The Chronic’
This is emo rap in case any of y’all didn’t know. Dr.Dre rhymes about the breakup of his relationship [ll] with Eazy-E on top of a classic P-Funk bassline. Bernie Worrell inspired synth keys roll around in the background. Are you bobbing your head yet?


‘Still D.R.E.’
The drumkick is razor sharp. The synth bass is sublime. But above all the piano licks are supreme. And Jay’s pen is the frosting on top. Put this joint in rap’s top 100 all time tracks.


‘The Next Episode’
Hard. Body.

Dr.Dre’s jackets are still tight.

And so are his tracks.

‘Nuff said

Now It Gets Really Real…

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

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I wasn’t all impressed with the Knicks acquisition of A’mare Stoudemire this summer. From his recent history with the Suns I felt like he was on the decline skills-wise and since he was a post player I knew he needed a ballhandler[ll] to set up his playmaking. The Knicks, other than having the coach where he saw his greatest success, didn’t seem like a good fit.

Wham! (no George Michael) and along with some smart free agency moves (Felton!), draft picks (Landry!) and even residual role player pickups (Turiaf!) the Knickerbockers are looking like a real team in the league. We still aren’t elite status yet but the next two weeks will go a long way to showing me what we are capable of.

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Okay, I still say that A’Mare’s defense is lacking, but it’s really his rebounding that I wish would improve. When he does have a decent rebounding game he also finds a way to have double digits in turnovers. I know, I know, its a work in progress.

With the upcoming week’s schedule featuring Carmelo, Rondo, LeBron and Durant I am desperate to get a ticket to go inside the Garden.

Anybody got a hookup for the kid?

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