Put on my Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
I’m constantly trying to find ways to improve the content here at DP Dot Com so that we can at least keep pace with all of the popular websites here on the internets. I try to keep this site like a crazy hybrid of your favorite breakfast cereal x Cartoon Network x B.E.T. (TAVIS SMILEY era, nhjic) x the Black version of SportsCenter. And even still that isn’t enough to keep pace with monster sites like Nah’Right or ByronCrawford. So now I’ve had to dig deep into my wallet (read: jack some images off the ‘nets) and recruit some celebrity help on these drops. Not just any old DAVID HASSELHOFF will do either. I went to the top of the cRap music food chain for this guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, loyal readers and commenters to DallasPenn Dot Com… I give you ‘YE TUDDA, the new DP Dot Com fashion, music and lifestyle critic (nhjic). Since I have internship openings in all of those positions I’ve asked ‘YE TUDDA to fill in until we have someone take over those slots. So here’s a quick and helpful guide to understanding how ‘YE TUDDA feels about some of the content dropped on DP Dot Com…
| ‘YE TUDDA: “That’s what’s up dawg” Your shit is fresh to def right now and ‘YE TUDDA is feelin’ that shit! |
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‘YE TUDDA: “Shit might could happen” That shit might could happen if when you do it just a little more fresher, and shit. |
| ‘YE TUDDA: “I ain’t fuckin’ wit’ you.” Nahh mayne, you trippin’ joe. |
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‘YE TUDDA: “AWW HELL NAHH!” Yo dawg, you need to take that shit up outta my face. |
images swagger jacked with impunity from COMPLEX Dot Com
