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Magic & Bird: Love & Basketba[ll]…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

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Shouts to my dude A.King from PNC Radio who put me on to this documentary screening at my local watering hole. SODA Bar on Vanderbilt Avenue was hosting the screening. HBO pictures produced this tight little doc about the relationship that two of basketball’s supreme competitors now share together. Magic & Bird is all about the obstacles that these two men had between them when they were pretty much mirror images in their love for the game of basketball and how hard they were willing to work to become winners.

What made the film so compelling is that you got to see a side of Larry Bird that made me wonder why I h8’d dude so much (other than the fact that he was a Celtic). Larry Bird grew up wild poor. Hardbody poor. Magic’s family wasn’t wealthy by any stretch of the imagination, but Magic’s dad didn’t end up merc’king himself like Bird’s dad did. Larry Bird was obsessed with Magic [ll]. With his stats and his achievements. Bird used Magic to propel himself faster and harder [ll]. Magic only wanted a hug from Bird. This shit was more than a bromance, these two wanted to mouf kiss each other.

At one point in the film while Magic was being interviewed he broke down into tears recalling the moment that Larry Bird called him up to ask how he was doing after Magic had publicly disclosed that he was HIV+. For Larry Bird, he secretly viewed Magic as one of his siblings that he constantly fought with but cherished dearly. This fuxing documentary almost made me get a piece of dust in my eye like that gotdamn Antwon Fisher bullshit. I pounded on my chest tho’ and the dust went away. Still and all, this was an incredibly revealing film for these larger than life NBA characters.

The Association needed Magic and Bird and the level of competition that they brought to the league. Magic and Bird needed one another for the challenge of competing and then later on the camaraderie. If you are a fan of the Association then you need this documentary to show you how these two players combined to save professional basketball. Bryant Gumbel’s commentary in this film was heeelarious. The filmmaker’s research and the archival footage used was vainglorious. From the Sopranos, to The Wire, up to Curb Your Enthusiasm, Home Box Office stays winning. Make sure you DVR this movie so you can watch it on repeat.

Magic & Bird: A Courtship Of Rivals
Saturday, March 6th, 8pm

Attack Of The Lil’ Wayne Clones…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

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Drake is the rapping robot Lil’ Wayne wishes he could be. #iHipHop

Charles Rangel Was Asleep At The Wheel…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

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CHARLES RANGEL is a typical representative in the Beltway. He has his hands in so much shit he doesn’t know if he’s coming or going. His biggest position was in being chairman of the Ways and Means committee. He was crucial in determining the rate of taxation for Wall Street corporations. Today he was forced to resign as the chairman of the House Ways and Means committee lest he drag down other Democrats into his ethics clusterfux.

RANGEL’s tireless efforts to keep the wealthy rolling in the bucks garnered him handsome junkets to the Caribbean. RANGEL has also presided over the transformation of Harlem and north Manhattan while he was the NY rep in the House of Reps. New York City will never be the same and I don’t think any politician other than SHIRLEY CHISHOLM had the mettle to defend the proletariat.

RANGEL can’t retire soon enough and if you live in RANGEL’s NY-15 district please vote for his challenger, VINCENT MORGAN during the Democratic primary in September. Between Harold Ford Jr., NY governor David Patterson and Now Rangel, 2010 has been a shitty year for jig politicos. VINCENT MORGAN can reverse the trend.

Women’s History Month: Trina Is A Snitch…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

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March is Women’s History Month. So I thought I could post a few drops about the women in the rap game right now and where they fall in the historical canon of rap music.

Okay, that was all bullshit. I just read this article over at iHipHop.com about how Trina was working with the FBI to help her recover her stolen cell phone after naked pictures of her were posted on the internets. I’m not going hard to find naked pictures of Trina tho’. Maybe the NahRight fam will have the links.

My whole point to this drop is that Trina, formerly the baddest bitch, is now the biggest snitch. Who puts naked pics of themselves on a cell phone and then gets all bent out of shape when those pics are leaked to the public? You obviously wanted someone to see them? I don’t even look at myself totally naked. I turn off all the lights before I take off my t-shirt.

So now Trina is cooperating with the feds to get her phone back from the person holding it for ransom. This is NOT what a gangsta bitch does. Lil’ Kim never snitched and she went to the clink. Remy Ma wasn’t a snitch either and she is going thru it in jail right now. Foxy Brown needed to be institutionalized because she was getting her ass beat in front of the Pink Houses. Trina fell off by going to the police.

Rap dudes and chicks be having the authorities on speed dial.

What’s In Your Wallet?!?

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

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DP knows who isn’t in your top 10 just like the Capital One card isn’t in his wallet. #iHipHop