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The Rise Of The Mega-Corp…

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

patlabor

The extended recession we have been experiencing here in the States is leading us up to the rise of the mega-corporation. Job creation has been so poor and the federal government has been so disconnected from this task that the people have been beholden to the mega-corps for their economic well being. The mega-corps are powerful because they have control of horizontal and vertical industries.

Take McDonald’s for instance. It’s not simply enough to dot the cityscape and the suburbs with restaurants. I may have passed a hundred McDonald’s installations yesterday on my trip through the Bronx. McDonald’s also owns the shipping containers and the suppliers. The paper cartons that their products are sold in are created in McDonald’s own papermills. The only thing McDonald’s might outsource would be the advertising campaigns.

The advantage to all of McDonald’s vertical integration is that the mega-corp can better control their pricepoint at the consumer stage. Hence, the McD Dollar Menu and the fact it has remained in effect for several years. I’m not totally against monopolies either. Snce we are a capitalistic nation one of the economic systems natural by-products is the creation of a monopoly. Just study how the banking system was collapsing onto itself. Still there is something sinister that underlies the mega-corporation.

Everyone loves to shit on Wal-Mart almost as much as they love to shit on McDonald’s, but Wal-Mart is one of my favorite mega-corps. Full disclosure: Wal-Mart sells the best action fugures on the planet. When I’m in Atlanta I might buy several hundred dollars worth of Star Wars and Marvel Legends figures. Wal-Mart’s industrials produces the majority of goods sold in Wal-Mart stores. They could literally only sell Wal-Mart shit if they wanted to. Wal-Mart is far from the most evil mega-corp in my opinion. That would be Walt Disney Co.

Not just because in a recession they had the billions to plunk down and acquire Marvel Comics, but because of the way they administer the area in Florida that they own. Disney has their own laws on their property and a quasi-government in place. I’m sure they have their scientists working on human cloning and cryogenics. The only thing left for Disney is to form their own standing para-military army. I’m sure it’s coming.

PatLabor Disney.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, February 12th, 2010

spiz'ike

I don’t go in for all the Air Jordan hype. That is to say that I don’t camp outside of Foot Locker for any of the special hypebeast quickstrike colorways of various retro Air Jordan releases. My complaint with the Air Jordan shoe is that it has become a staple for those sneaker fiends who lack the ability to put together an ensemble. White tees, Levis and the latest Jordans is their idea of going in.

I started to warm up to the Jordan Brand again when they first dropped the DubZero. I copped the OG DubZeros but then they went crazy with the releases so I backed off. I fux with the 6-Rings model also, slightly. I DO NOT fux with Fusions (Air Jordan x Air Force 1) whatsoever. The Jordan Brand shoe that has been a home run every time out is the Spiz’ike. The shoe is a hybrid of five different Air Jordan releases taking the flyest, iconic elements from each one.

The tongue from the VI’s, the lateral straps from the IVs, the embedded mesh upper from the Vs, the lacestays from the IIIs and the inner lining of the XXs. Plus, the colorways of the Spiz’ikes have been the freshest attraction for me. This latest pair which is part of the Mars Blackmon Fresh Since ’85 pack. I need these joints badly. Peep the little details of cement on the lateral straps. I fux with that lace toggle hardbody. As soon as I get my fux’n check from my side gig I am going in.

I gotta tell my dude Premium Pete to save a size 12 for the kid.

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Don’t Commit Sadecide…

Friday, February 12th, 2010

sade

Don’t one yourself after listening to the smooth stylings of rap music’s favorite British chanteuse. We call that Sadecide. #iHipHop

Death Of A Dynasty…

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

duncan

The San Antonio Spurs have one of the best records in the Association over the last twenty years. Dating back to the Admiral David Robinson alongside the little general Avery Johnson and the goose-necked Sean Elliot. But just like the Patriots under Belichek or the Braves under Cox[ll] the time has come to rebuild this franchise. Duncan is the only part that should remain. Maybe Tony Parker to keep him company [ll].

KEVIN DURANT for M.V.P.? Who has a better FG% than the kid? Free Throw %? 3pt %? And he is a top tier scorer. Watch and see Durant get a ring before LeBron James if the Cavs don’t break through this year.

Not For Long: Beaded!

Monday, February 8th, 2010

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Who knows what these dudes had to do to get their beads[ll]? All you had to do was make a fantasy roster.

Seriously tho’, most boring game of all time. I tuned out at half time and didn’t get back until midway thru the 4th quarter. The commercials were weaksauce too. Where is Tim Krumrie when you need him to make a game exciting? Google that.

For shits and giggles here’s the fantasy point scoring wrap-up…

DP = 200pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts

Ami Hobbes = 150pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts

King Blair = 211pts

RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts

BigNat = 203pts

K – Matt Stover = 5pts

40 = 198pts

QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
TE – Dallas Clark = 8pts

FredMS = 209pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Robert Meachem = 0pts

Russ the Bus = 176pts

dat520 = 174pts

QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts

Rob = 177pts

WR – Marques Colston = 8pts

StookieBrother1 = 164pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts

LM = 184pts

FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts

JaiSlayer = 175pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Marques Colston = 8pts

Smell Deez = 275pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 1pts

Polotron = 274pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts

Amadeo = 135pts

FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts

Quimby = 200pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts

getthesenets = 163pts

WR – Robert Meacham = 0pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts

cocotaso = 126pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 7pts

wmarv = 194pts

WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 7pts

RTHSTN = 266pts

QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts

Haha. Smell Deez wins. By a nose.