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Not For Long: Who Dat Quarterback?

Monday, January 25th, 2010

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With the Indianapolis Colts facing off against the New Orleans Saints we have an awesome narrative for the Super Bowl.

Enjoy some of these talking points…

  • The elder Manning’s former team versus his eldest son’s current squad
  • Peyton Manning x Eli Manning commercials >>> Super Bowl
  • Remembering when Jeremy Shockey was actually good
  • Kim Khardashian’s ass and Reggie’s Bush
  • The re-vitalization(ha!) of New Orleans
  • As it shapes up it looks like RHTSTN will win the playoff pool in the end. But just in case we get on some tie-breaker shit I need Polotron and Smell Deez to post which team they think will win and the final score.

    DP = 182pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts

    Ami Hobbes = 146pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts

    King Blair = 199pts

    QB – Brett Farve = 21pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
    K – Matt Stover = 12pts

    BigNat = 198pts

    QB – Brett Favre = 21pts
    K – Matt Stover = 12pts

    40 = 164pts

    QB – Drew Brees = 27pts
    RB – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    TE – Dallas Clark = 10pts

    FredMS = 187pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Robert Meachem = 1pts
    D/ST- New York Jets = 4pts

    Russ the Bus = 176pts

    WR – Percy Harvin = 5pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts

    dat520 = 144pts

    QB – Drew Brees = 27pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts

    Rob = 169pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Marques Colston = 2pts

    StookieBrother1 = 160pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts

    LM = 176pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    FLEX – Dallas Clark = 5pts

    JaiSlayer = 145pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    WR – Marques Colston = 2pts
    K – Ryan Longwell = 4pts
    D/ST – New York Jets = 4pts

    Smell Deez = 238pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts
    D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 1pts

    Polotron = 238pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts
    K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts

    Amadeo = 127pts

    WR – Sidney Rice = 10pts
    FLEX – Dallas Clark = 9pts

    Quimby = 171pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
    D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts

    getthesenets = 158pts

    WR – Robert Meacham = 1pts
    TE – Visanthe Shiancoe = 8pts
    K – Matt Stover = 12pts

    cocotaso = 113pts

    QB – Brett Favre = 21 pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
    FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 0pts
    D/ST – New York Jets = 4pts

    wmarv = 181pts

    RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
    WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
    K – Jay Feely = 6pts
    D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 6pts

    RTHSTN = 237pts

    QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
    RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
    WR – Sidney Rice = 10pts
    FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts

    Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow, Part I: Pharre[ll]

    Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

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    “Take off the blazer, [ll]oosen up the tie. Step inside the booth, Superman is alive”. (c) camel

    As one half of the Neptunes, producer/singer/songwriter/designer/pop ido[ll] Phare[ll] has been making moves on the [ll]ow for a minute. He was a no-brainer for our first profile. This brother is – how shall we say(?) – prolific. Let’s get into it [ll].

    Pharre[ll] is down with the anima[ll]s. Hence he frequently appears in public appearing as though he is giving any manner of furry creature a piggy-back ride. Exhibit 1:

    furry

    Exhibit 2 – the O.G. [ll]ouis Vuitton Don (absolutely no shots at another BMMOT[ll] Hall of Famer by the same name):

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    Nothing says “I make moves on the [ll]ow” like waxed taco meat and baby oi[ll]:

    louis

    Phare[ll] is an inte[ll]ectual:

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    [ll]aid back in the cut:

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    A man of impeccab[ll]e taste:

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    There is absolutely nothing wrong with carrying a purp[ll]e purse. Nothing:

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    Pharre[ll] also plays it safe by doub[ll]e bagging it:

    double

    Internets…does my ass [ll]ook big in these?

    butt piracy

    Straight men [ll]ove Madonna:

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    A match made in heaven with still another BMMOT[ll] Hall of Famer:

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    Pharre[ll] stay snugg[ll]ed up with least bout one or two white beards. I mean, white broads:

    white1

    white2

    white3

    The Bron and Kobe of BMMOT[ll] are down with Marc [ll]acobs…on the [ll]ow:

    jacobs

    Pharre[ll], it’s no secret – we salute you for making power moves on the [ll]ow. Go ‘head with your bad se[ll]f!

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    DP.com Presents: Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow (aka BMMOT[ll]) – a Unique, Charismatic and Vibrant Ongoing Series.

    Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

    look at the eye make-up...LOOK AT IT

    Ta[ll]iban (no Dipset) has been making moves on the low since even before 9-11…

    It is well-known that some brothers make moves out in the open. Other brothers choose to make moves on the [ll]ow. Here at DP.com, we salute those brothers. In furtherance of such salutations, we will be profiling such brothers from time to time and generally letting the internets know how these p[ll]ayers get down. Are you ready, internets? Really? Mack? I’m gawn in.

    Golden Boys And White Knights…

    Thursday, January 21st, 2010

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    Brett Favre vs. Peyton Manning would make Roger Goodell cream himself [ll].

    Most people think this matchup saves the league’s entire season?

    Discuss…

    Dick Tracy >>> TV Wiggles…

    Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

    dick tracy watch

    Dick Tracy’s Chester Gould had it all figured out way back when. Gould knew that television was killing fools even though the medium was in its literal infancy when he created the evil villain character TV Wiggles.

    I’m definitely not thinking about a flatscreen now that this report dropped…

    Watching TV May Shorten Life for Couch Potatoes

    Mobile media is the only way to fux with receiving information. I’m getting myself a Dick Tracy watch so I can do my internetsing from my wrist. All I need to remember is to peep pr0n videos from my left arm.

    Brianna Love FTW (never, EVER SFW)

    dick tracy watch