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Wednesday, November 25th, 2009Look At The Mess You Made…
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
For the last decade there has been a constant surge of propaganda aimed at demonizing Muslim peoples and culture. This all came to a magnificent crest under the G-Dubbz administration wen we all but blamed Muslims for everything sideways in this country. If someone were to look just a little deeper you could see that we all share a fondness for goat. Muslims like to eat goat on their holidays and we like to make scapegoats.
Capitalism will sometimes trip over its own feet in its rush to exploit someone’s culture for monetary gain. The lone electronics selling mega-giant Best Buy created some Black Friday ads bigging up the Muslim holiday of Eid al-Adha (c’mon and admit that you thought it said Al Queda, I did) and now the heartland of America is all bent out of shape because they think the terrorists are selling the good people flat screen televisions and iPods.
Nevermind that NOTHING you will buy on Black Friday will be made in America, unless you are copping something made from prison labor. Americans have had the morals and their priorities mixed up from the word go. The Muslim has become the trendy boogeyman alongside the country’s stalwart African America males and now anything that sounds remotely foreign (read: un-midwestern) has become offensive, or un-patriotic, or worse, un-American.
You made this mess starting with your mainstream media that uses all of its powers in imagery wizardry to describe to you angry, volatile people. This is on purpose and you have bought into this likeness over the past twenty years at least since the days of Ayotollah Khomeni. These images are presented to you at such a rate, along with various and inconsistent name mispellings to give you the impression that many of these angry people exist and are actively working towards your disenfranchisement.
Meanwhile, the Federal reserve is looted right under your nose. Our children’s children are conscripted to lifelong debt or worse, war with the effin’ robots.
All of this because of what?
Land?
Energy?
Power?
Nope…
Fear.
Dead Singers Get Better Promotion…
Monday, November 23rd, 2009
Other than the fact that MICHAEL JACKSON is no longer with us you would have to agree that he had a pretty good weekend.
Michael Jackson’s glove sells for $350,000 at auction
Michael Jackson wins 4 American Music Awards
Michael Jackson’s death saved the US economy more than any stimulus package could. MJ’s death created jobs and got people back to work selling posters, calendars and all sorts of MJ memoribilia. It was the equivalent of the WPA from the entertainment industry.
All OBAAMA needs now is for Madonna, Barbara Streisand and Bruce Springsteen to die in 2010, 2011 and 2012 respectively and he will be re-elected for sure. I wonder if more dead celebrities would be enough incentive to push the healthcare bill through?
Not For Long: Week 11
Thursday, November 19th, 2009
Chea party people. This is the back end of the 2009 Not For Long season ad the DP dot com football pool is hotly contested like never before. Y’all fools must really want this XboX DJ Hero bundle? Someone is gonna get it too. Amadeo is still busting his ass to keep the lock on the top spot. I see a lot of people folding up their tents at the halfway mark. You can’t win shit if you don’t believe. Some of y’all just don’t believe.
Before I post up the leaderboard list I had to ask the pigskin contingent a few questions…
1. How do the Redskins have a top 5 defense and they sux teh asscheeks? Is their offense that bad?
2. Jets are most balanced team in the league – 1528yds passing and 1530yds rushing
3. The Giants are as overrated as 2Pac was. Having the most stans does not make your squad better.
4. Tom Brady > Peyton Manning
5. Oh and yeah, fux the Redskins!
Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 84
King Blair Styling On U 82
THE UNSEEN 81
Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 77
Chief Okoye 77
titansfan78 77
Slaug_ter House 75
Suck a Dick Butkus 75
BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 74
cocotaso 74
theotherstevesmith 74
Home Cookin’ 74
Dumb Penalties 73
BXPittFan 73
PurplePeopleEatersPause 73
KoolMick_Lovin 73
Jesse 73
Fearless Vampire Killers 72
nuh nuh nuh… gone 72
Brooklyn Gyrl 72
Vick Flair 72
JayWho??? 72
DA’s Wonder Twins 71
BananaClipse 70
Big Rils 68
furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 67
blackneckid 63
DirtyJerz 63
AC 60
CtrlAltMalik 60
Ruffway Bruisers 60
Rent a Dread 50
Kings Lose Crowns…
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
50 Cent Claims King of New York, Says Jay-Z’s “Beyoncé’s Husband”
I haven’t enjoyed Fifty’s music as much as I enjoy his spectacle. No one has the same drive for controversy that Fifty has where you see them actively seeking out confrontation like he does. Fifty is also engaging and charismatic too. I would like to see what his day entails on a regular basis. He has all of these mini-empires to attend to while making records. I imagine Fifty Cent to be a more hands-on mogul than Jay-Z is. Fifty seems like the guy that wants to personally hand the checks off to his subordinates so he can look them directly in their eyes and gauge their loyalty. Don’t forget how Fifty creamed on Young Buck when he learned that Buck was being disrespectful towards Fifty on some downlow squirrelspeak shit.
A few weeks ago Jay-Z threw a salvo over Fifty’s bow when he said that “No one is scared of Fifty Cent.”. That was clearly a shot at Fifty’s remarks re: KanYe’s VMA interruption. This rap shit has become a queer, melodramatic soap opera where the raptors have a generic Pavlovian response whenever someone mentions their name.
Fifty’s claim that he is the king of New York doesn’t even take into consideration the real king, NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg, shut down Fifty this summer for his planned and overhyped ’40 projects homecoming’. Didn’t Fifty grow up in a house with his grandmother? Fifty was never a dude to let the truth ruin the hype. Bullet fragments become nine shots and grandma’s house becomes a New York City public housing development. What happens tho’ when all of this hype exceeds the artistic output? Andy Warhol turns into Marc Kostabi.
Instead of vying for the kingdom Fifty needs to regain his street authority with another position, say Chancellor, Commissioner or Comptroller. In the rap game, kings lose crowns.